comfy story – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

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China Good Minecraft SMP

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Yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we are building so many ships, the USA is jealous!

Picture this: You log on and are immediately greeted by a giant ship floating in the sky, made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because we’re setting sail to the moon, baby! That’s right, we’re taking Minecraft to new heights (literally) and you can be a part of it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ship Wars, where players battle it out on the high seas in epic ship-to-ship combat. Will you be a pirate plundering for treasure or a navy captain defending your ship with your life? The choice is yours!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest ship-building adventure this side of the blocky ocean. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Picture this: You’re peacefully building your dream house in our Minecraft SMP when suddenly, a group of llamas dressed in tuxedos start a flash mob dance party right in front of you. But that’s not even the weirdest part – turns out, they’re all secret agents on a mission to protect the server from evil griefers! Join our wacky community for a chance to witness more bizarre moments like this and create unforgettable memories with fellow players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ClericCraft: Where Child Marriages Aren’t Allowed

Allowed, arent, child, child marriages, ClericCraft, conservative clerics, cultural norms, fear, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, iraq, Iraqi women, lawmakers, legal reforms, marriage laws, Marriages, MIDDLE EAST, patriarchal society, religious influence, Rise, social change, Social Issues, traditional values, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got iraqi women fearing child marriages and lawmakers giving conservative clerics more say, like what even is happening?! but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape the chaos and build your own world where child marriages are a thing of the past and clerics can’t tell you what to do! join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like this crazy headline!

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Pup Memory Lane – Minecraft Server

Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, animal learning, canine cognition, cognitive abilities, cognitive research, Dogs, Lane, long term memory, Memory, Minecraft, object recognition, pet behavior, pet cognition, pet intelligence, pet memory, pet memory recall, pet memory retention, pet psychology, pup, research study, Server, toy names, Toys

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz our dogs can remember toy names FOREVER! Like, imagine having a pet on the server who can fetch u stuff just by saying the name. It’s like having a magical genie doggo by ur side at all times. Plus, our server is so lit, it’s like a party for ur brain cells. So come on over and let’s make some epic memories together!

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What is the IP for Chris Smoove Minecraft Server?

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Chris Smoove is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for his sports gaming videos, particularly in the NBA 2K series. With millions of subscribers and a dedicated fan base, Smoove is renowned for his entertaining commentary, skillful gameplay, and engaging personality. He also showcases his love for basketball and gaming through his engaging content, making him a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

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Pocky Studios

Chat, Community, Cross-Play, Friendly, Homes, Land Claims, Minecraft, Pocky Studios, PvE, PvP, Server, Tpa, Vanilla, Welcoming

Pocky Studios is a friendly community we have a vanilla+ Server With Land Claims / Homes / TPA we strive to make people feel welcomed come by and hang out! we would love to chat

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Crafty Cali Sluts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the land of California Sluts, where the creepers are as wild as the parties! Join our server for a chance to build your own mansion on Rodeo Drive, complete with diamond-encrusted walls and a pool filled with lava (because water is so last season).

But beware, the local villagers are known for their scandalous gossip and backstabbing ways. You might find yourself in a catfight over who has the best enchanted armor or who snagged the last golden apple at the market.

And don’t forget about our exclusive beach parties, where the only dress code is a bikini made of emeralds. Who needs sunscreen when you have a potion of fire resistance, am I right?

So come on down to California Sluts, where the only thing hotter than the nether is our player base. Just watch out for those pesky paparazzi skeletons trying to snap a pic of you without your helmet on!

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/BlockParty/ – Minecraft SMP & Gaming Shenanigans

a hat in time, Age of Decadence, Atelier, Axiom Verge, Baba Is You, Battle Brothers, blockparty, Card City Nights 2, cave story, Civilization, crosscode, Cultist Simulator, darkest dungeon, Darkwood, DashBored, dead cells, disco elysium, Environmental Station Alpha, FTL, Gaming, hollow knight silksong, idle games, indie game community, indie games, Jrpg, Knytt, Lisa, Lobotomy Corp, Loop Hero, machinarium, Middens, Minecraft, Monolith, Monster Train, noita, Obscure games, Off, OneShot, pillars of eternity, Rain World, Rayman, rimworld, roguelite games, RPGMAKER games, Shenanigans, shmup games, slay the spire, smp, starsector, Subnautica, Sunless Skies, The Desolate Hope, underrail, VA-11 HALL-A, Valkyria Chronicles, Yume Nikki

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more indie games than you can shake a pixelated stick at, from Age of Decadence to A Hat in Time to Baba Is You. And don’t even get us started on the RPGs – we’ve got everything from Darkest Dungeon to Lobotomy Corp to VA-11 HALL-A.

But that’s not all – we welcome all kinds of games here, whether they’re on mobile, consoles, Flash, Unity, freeware, or early access. We’ve even got a soft spot for those forgotten gems and starving devs who just need a little love.

So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just stumble upon the next big indie hit while you’re here. Just be careful not to get lost in the booru – there’s some seriously weird stuff in there. And whatever you do, don’t mention the Dead Thread…RIP.

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WeddingCraft2021

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama-free weddings and no entitled guests allowed! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of virtual matrimony.

Imagine a world where you can have a child-free wedding without any medical reminders, just pure happiness and joy. Except for those sneaky little sisters who always manage to sneak in! And don’t forget about the friend who tries to bring her son against the rules – talk about a plot twist!

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where you never know who might show up uninvited. So, if you’re looking for a server with a side of drama and a sprinkle of chaos, look no further. Come join us and let the fun begin!

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OligarchCraft: UK Oil Co. Stake

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LOL you gotta join this server, cuz guess what? SANCTIONED RUSSIAN OLIGARCHS are takin’ a stake in the largest UK oil firm! like, what even is happenin’ right now? it’s like a real-life soap opera but in Minecraft form. come join us and see what crazy shenanigans these oligarchs get up to. maybe they’ll even start their own oil company in the game and take over the whole server. who knows, anything can happen in this wild and wacky world we live in. so come on, join us and let’s see where this rollercoaster ride takes us!

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