ComfortFoodSMP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ComfortFoodSMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Animals Bred:	77
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of eating boring old comfort food when you’re feeling down? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and feast on virtual comfort food that will never disappoint! We have a secret recipe for diamond-encrusted cake that will turn your frown upside down in no time. Plus, rumor has it that eating this cake will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly in-game. So why settle for real food when you can have magical Minecraft comfort food instead? Join us now and indulge in the tastiest treats your blocky heart desires!

Healthcare Havoc Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where healthcare is as rare as diamonds in the game! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting months for a simple consultation, just like in a third world country. Watch as players let their virtual illnesses develop into extreme cases because they can’t afford the in-game healthcare costs of over 3000 diamonds. It’s a wild ride of medical madness and outrageous prices, only on our server! Join now and see why America looks like a third world country in healthcare in our virtual world.

Blockyantics Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the white people are just as crazy as the creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond mining, epic battles, and questionable dance moves at our virtual block party.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of white players on our server decided to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks. Why? Because they thought it would bring them good luck in battle. And you know what? It worked! They went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to their shiny poultry friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic pranks you’ll ever see. One time, a player filled another player’s house with nothing but llamas. And not just any llamas, but llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the white people are just as unpredictable as a redstone contraption built by a toddler. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

CarCraftCapers

abusive relationship, car maintenance, car ownership, car payments, car theft, car troubles, CarCraftCapers, child custody, difficult decision, family conflict, family drama, felon, financial agreement, legal ownership, Les Schwab, Pregnant, sister-in-law, stolen car, unreliable roommate, WIBTA, working from home

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	85
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9134
Votes:	6638	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about blown gaskets and flat tires.

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is like living with a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying sisters and abusive boyfriends. 2. Need a break from reality? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like car theft and felonious roommates. 3. Who needs to report a stolen car when you can report a stolen diamond sword? Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those explosive griefers – they’re like the crazy aunt you never knew you had.

Exes2BFFs Minecraft Server

acceptance, advice, Boundaries, Breakup, Closure, Communication, emotions, ex, Exes2BFFs, Experience, forgiveness, friendship, healing, Just Friends, long-term effects, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in the friend zone with your ex? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we specialize in turning exes into enemies…I mean, friends! Join us and watch as your former flame becomes your loyal mining buddy, building epic structures together while pretending like your breakup never happened. Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? So come on, join our server and let’s turn that awkward ex into an epic gaming partner!

Putin’s Minecraft Server: DeputyDefenseMinisterGone

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8809	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

so, like, u know how vladimir putin is all like, “i’m gonna sack these four deputy defence ministers, no big deal”? well guess what, now there’s a spot open for u on our minecraft server! join us and u can be the new deputy defence minister, just like putin’s relative! maybe u can even overthrow putin and become the new russian president in minecraft world, who knows? come join the chaos and see where it takes u!

NATOcraft: Defense Spenders Unite!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? we got like, a record number of players joining every day, it’s gonna be like, a party up in here! plus, we got like, NATO allies joining us, they’re all like, “we gotta hit that defense spending target, yo!” and we’re all like, “yeah, let’s do it for Ukraine, man!” it’s gonna be epic, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! we promise, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun, right? so come on, join us and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

AlGoneAIgon

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO PIXELATED PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS! WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER WENT TO THERAPY BECAUSE HE KEPT BLOWING UP EVERYTHING. BUT ON THIS SERVER, CREEPERS ARE WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS! WE EVEN HAVE A CREEPER SPA WHERE THEY CAN RELAX AND UNWIND. AND THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR MODS ARE SO COOL, THEY ONCE TURNED A PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN! TRUE STORY, BRO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN!

EnzymeCraft: Liver Edition

alcohol use, dysfunctional enzyme, Edition, enzyme dysfunction, EnzymeCraft, fat buildup, fatty liver, health, liver, liver conditions, liver damage, liver disease, liver disease prevention, liver disorders, liver function, liver health, liver health awareness, liver health research, NAFLD, nonalcoholic fatty liver disease, research, study

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Buildings Constructed:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

come join our minecraft server, where we have more crazy fun than a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! our server is so lit, it will make your liver do a happy dance like it just won the lottery. forget about boring old servers, ours is like a party in a creeper’s cave.

we have so much fat loot and epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll be like a pig in a mud bath. and don’t worry about that dysfunctional enzyme, our server will cure all your minecraft woes faster than you can say “diamonds are a creeper’s best friend.”

join us now and experience the thrill of nonalcoholic fatty liver disease like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your minecraft life!

Crossdressing DukeSMP: Vanilla With a Side of Sass! Join the Fun!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Votes:	5652
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Graves	When you die, your items will be placed on the ground using your player head and the coordinates will be shown to prevent item loss.
One player sleep	Only one player is needed to change night to day.
Offhand on Bedrock	Ability to offhand on Bedrock edition by holding a block and clicking on any emote.

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, this server supports cross play between Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: How do Graves work on the server?

A: When a player dies, their items are dropped with their player head as a grave marker and coordinates are shown to locate the items.

Q: Can I use the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition to place blocks?

A: No, the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition is limited to holding blocks and clicking on emotes. Some blocks may have buggy behavior.

Q: When does the server start and how many players are needed?

A: The server will start once a decent amount of players have joined. Join now to be a part of the starting group!

IdolCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4577
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a villager trading scandal and more action than a zombie siege. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Endermen who?”.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. With a community crazier than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, you’ll never be bored. Plus, our mods are more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword.

So come join us on our server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs diamonds when you can have friends as precious as emeralds? See you in the game, and remember, keep mining and crafting!