Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!
our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?
join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!
Welcome to Ezartla!
IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny
Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.
play.ezartla.com
Oldschool Faction’s aims to recreate factions servers before they went crazy, Simple yet efficient plugins to provide a laid back Faction server for people that want a more relaxed experience.
147.135.31.40:25666
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds. Or how about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of obsidian just because you can?
And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride into battle on llamas armed with flaming swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama spit fire at its enemies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes – just like those questionable car conversations. Who needs decency when you can have a blast with your cousins, right?
So if you’re ready for some scandalous fun and drama, come join our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself making sexual jokes with your own cousins in no time!