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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5448 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.
So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!