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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 370 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 6549 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.
So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!