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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9691 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.
So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!