Wholesome Lap in December

age gap, comfort, cultural expectations, DECEMBER, Double Standard, family, generational differences, holiday season, Innocence, lap, old man, Perception, public opinion, societal norms, strange, taboo, tradition, warmth, Wholesome, young child

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where old men with young children on their lap are seen as wholesome all year round! why wait for december to feel the love? our server is so lit, even santa claus would be jealous! we have unicorns flying around, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

you won’t find a more magical place to build your dream castle and ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama. plus, our community is filled with the friendliest players who will shower you with gifts and compliments.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.

Anime Fans Minecraft SMP: Comforting Cliches & Tropes

accustomed, Anime, anime fans, Basic, Cliches, comfort, Comforting, Fans, handle, Medium, Minecraft, pic unrelated, plot twist, shock value, smp, Story, Tropes, Twist, unexpected

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Animals Bred:	136	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in your Minecraft SMP? Are you ready for some mind-blowing plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous adventures, like riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens or building a giant statue of a potato that comes to life and starts dancing the Macarena. Our server is full of surprises that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.

Plus, we have a community of anime fans who are always ready to debate the most controversial plot points and character arcs. You’ll never hear the phrase “it’s just shock value” on our server because we embrace the unexpected and celebrate the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re going to need it!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

anal sex, blocky, BOOTY, comfort, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, desire, emotional, Experience, Exploration, Intimacy, Minecraft, nerves, PENETRATION, Physical, Pleasure, Sensation, Sensitive, Server, sex, stimulation, taboo

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Crops Grown:	3911
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes, including answering life’s most burning questions like “What does anal sex feel like?” Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, dive into the unknown and let your imagination run wild with us!

Cuddle At The Gym Minecraft SMP

#workout, break time, comfort, CUDDLE, daily routine, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, gym equipment, Happiness, health, leisure time, Lucky, lunch break, Minecraft, Relaxation, Routine, smp, Storeroom, stress relief, wellness, Yuuto

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7241
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	79	Dragon Eggs Found:	3922
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP and you too can have the chance to cuddle with mysterious creatures in the gym storeroom during lunch breaks! Yuuto is living his best life, and you can too! Who needs diamonds when you have gym storeroom cuddles? 😂🦄💎 #JoinUs #MinecraftMadness

”>he’s not Nacho-pilled Minecraft SMP”

Caring, comfort, compassion, emotional, Empathy, feeling bad, Hes, Minecraft, Nacho, Nacho cheese, Nacho community, Nacho empathy, Nacho enthusiast, Nacho lover, Nacho solidarity, Nacho support, Nachopilled, not Nachopilled, Sadness, smp, Support, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and rules are meant to be broken.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly pets. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance in the End dimension.

But that’s not all! We have legendary stories of players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks, defeated the Wither with nothing but a wooden sword, and tamed a pack of wolves to do their bidding.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, anything is possible. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness today!

Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server

comfort, Cozy, cozy atmosphere, cozy embrace, cozy feelings, cozy haven, cozy indulgence, cozy moments, cozy retreat, cozy sanctuary, cozy space, cozy vibes, Cunt, INTIMATE, Minecraft, Pleasure, Relaxation, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, warmth

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!

Fit Comfort Durability Minecraft SMP

Alternatives, brand reputation, chuuba apparel, clothing durability, comfort, comfortable, customer satisfaction, Durability, fabric quality, fit, Good Quality, long-lasting, low-quality fabric, Minecraft, print durability, print longevity, PRINTS, reviews, shady brand, smp, Washing

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of wearing boring, basic Minecraft skins on your SMP server? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic, stylish, and durable skins around!

Our skins are made from only the finest, highest quality pixels that will never fade or wear out, even after countless creeper explosions. And don’t even get me started on the comfort level – it’s like wearing a cozy diamond helmet all day long!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be part of the most exclusive club in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why settle for boring old skins when you can join our epic SMP and become the envy of all your blocky friends? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the awesomeness of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

Hey Drones Don’t Worry Minecraft SMP

blanket, Breath, comfort, Continental Classic, coping strategies, dont, Drones, dude wipes, encouragement, get through, hey, Minecraft, OK, perseverance, positivity, Promise, Relaxation, Routine, self-care, smp, Support, Wednesday, worry, YEET glasses

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	238	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we provide you with all the essentials for surviving hump day! Need a comfortable blanket to cozy up with while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. And don’t worry about bathroom breaks, our dude wipes will keep you clean and fresh while you build your epic base.

But wait, there’s more! We’re currently working on getting you a pair of YEET glasses that will make you the coolest player on the server. With these bad boys, you’ll be able to spot diamonds from a mile away and YEET your way to victory.

Join us on our server and conquer the Continental Classic, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players survive. So take a deep breath, put on your YEET glasses, and get ready for a Wednesday like no other. Trust us, you’ll get through it with flying colors and maybe even a few explosions along the way.

Hot Cocoa Craft Minecraft Server

Beverage, Chocolatey, Cocoa, comfort, Cozy, Craft, creamy, DELICIOUS, drink, EASY, homemade, hot, hot chocolate, hot drink, Indulgent, Minecraft, Quick, recipe, Server, Simple, SWEET, Treat, Warm, Winter

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious hot chocolate for your gaming soul!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking cow who will guide you on a quest to find the rarest cocoa beans in all of Minecraft. Once you’ve gathered enough beans, you’ll have to battle a horde of evil marshmallows who are trying to steal your precious chocolatey goodness.

But fear not, because our server is equipped with a secret weapon – a giant chocolate fountain that shoots out hot chocolate at any enemy that dares to challenge you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of chocolate bars that will take you on a wild ride through a land of sugary delights.

So come join us on our server and experience the sweetest, most delicious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor, because things are about to get crazy.

Lonely Hug Minecraft Server

Affection, cold heart, comfort, comforting touch, compassion, Emotional healing, Emotional support, Empathy, feeling alone, Hug, Human Connection, Kindness, Loneliness, lonely, longing for a hug, Minecraft, need a hug, reaching out for a hug, sad, seeking comfort, Server, Warm

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7888	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like the only player in the world with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, hugs are not only encouraged, they’re mandatory! Our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll never feel lonely again. So come join us and let us warm your cold heart with all the virtual hugs you could ever need!

RuskiCraft: Low Imports, High Shenanigans

circumvention, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, Economy, EU imports, EU-Russia relations, european union, Geopolitical, global trade, HIGH, import trends, Imports, international relations, Politics, record lows, RuskiCraft, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, sanctions evasion, Shenanigans, Trade, trade restrictions

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6137	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears around like a boss.

we got crazy events like the annual potato sack race where u can win a lifetime supply of vodka (jk, it’s just water in a vodka bottle, we ain’t tryna get u drunk).

we also have secret tunnels under the map where u can smuggle in goods from russia cuz we all about that sneaky life.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get caught smuggling, then u might regret it a little bit).

TimberCraft: Climate Clash!

#sustainability, adaptation, agriculture, Biodiversity, clash, climate, climate change, climate crisis, Competition, cropland, Deforestation, ecosystem, environmental impact, food production, Global timber supply, global warming, land suitability, land use, Natural resources, Resources, study, timber production, TimberCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2930	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

join dis epic minecraft server where u can save da global timber supply from climate change!!! yea dat’s right, u can be a hero in minecraft by planting trees and stopping da land from moving northwards!!!

imagine a world where food and timber are in a battle for survival, and only u can help them!!! build treehouses, create epic forests, and show climate change who’s boss in dis crazy minecraft server!!!

so join now and be a part of da solution, not da problem!!! save da trees, save da world, and have a blast doing it in dis insane minecraft server!!!

Cavern in a Tavern: Where creepers ask for ID before exploding. #hermitcraft-like #chill #SimpleVoiceChat #long-term

age range, apply, armour stand mod, Cavern, Chill, Community, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Discord, Exploding, FRIDAY, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, java edition, long term, Longterm, Mature Players, Minecraft, minecraft server, Mob Heads, multiplayer, Plugins, rules, simple voice chat, Simplevoicechat, smp, Survival, TAVERN

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/MXSVdcXxSs
Version	1.21
Datapacks/plugins	Simple VC, Armour Stand mod, mob heads and many many more
Version	Java

We’re looking for dedicated long-term and mature players. Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range. We have just started, but we have a bunch of players already. The server will open this Friday. There is an application process if you wish to play on the server. We don’t go strict on the rules, but just don’t be a dick.

FAQ

1. What are the age ranges of players in the community?

Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range.

2. When will the server open?

The server will open this Friday.

3. Is there an application process to play on the server?

Yes, there is an application process in place.

4. What are the rules of the server?

We don’t have strict rules, but we expect players to be mature and respectful towards others. Just don’t be a dick.

Pussy Burger Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bizarre comment, burger, confusion, Cooking, Culinary, culinary insult, culinary mystery, Food, food confusion, food critique, hamburgers, insult, Minecraft, Mystery, pussy, Server, strange, strange flavor, strange food, strange taste, Taste, unusual insult

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	72
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with bland burgers? Well, come join our server where the hamburgers taste like pussy! Yes, you heard that right. Our burgers are so delicious, they’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about food. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who only eats grass-fed beef. Join us for a wild ride of flavor and mystery!

StompCraft SMP: Serbia Edition

authoritarian regime, BALKANS, belgrade, carpet bomb, Dictatorship, eastern europe, Edition, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international relations, mass destruction, military aggression, NATO intervention, political conflict, protest, Serbia, smp, Stomp Serbia, StompCraft, Vučić, War Crimes, WARFARE, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Farms Harvested:	876	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Emeralds Found:	9702
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we take on the role of international spies trying to stop Vučić from developing weapons of mass destruction in Serbia.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can carpet bomb Belgrade (virtually, of course) and show off your mad skills. Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughs, explosions, and maybe even a few secret missions. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and help us save the world… or maybe just cause a little chaos along the way. 😉🚀🔥 #StompSerbia #MinecraftMadness

Penecraft: The Unshared Secret

Asshole, cruel messages, DATING, dating apps, dating pool, Disclosure, discrimination, harsh feedback, Honesty, INTIMATE, judgement, lose-lose situation, medical issue, Penecraft, Penectomy, personal boundaries, prime age, relationships, secret, self worth, sensitive subject, stigma, unshared

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Runes Activated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Are you tired of dating apps rejecting you for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your medical history or lack of body parts! We welcome all players, no matter how many limbs you have!

Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about being called an asshole for not disclosing your partial penectomy. Plus, we have a strict no hand-wandering policy, so you can rest assured that your medical history will remain private until you’re ready to share.

So come join us and escape the harsh feedback and stern comments of the dating world. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, no matter what’s missing. Who needs a full set of body parts when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof shelter? Join us now and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

BossBattleMinecraftSMP

abusive boss, bad management, BossBattleMinecraftSMP, bullying at work, demoralizing leadership, difficult supervisor, disrespectful behavior., hostile work environment, incompetent leadership, lack of communication, micromanaging, negative workplace culture, oppressive boss, poor leadership skills, toxic work environment, tyrannical manager, unfair treatment, unprofessional behavior, unreasonable demands, unsupportive manager, worst boss

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crops Grown:	1290	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of dealing with terrible bosses in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only boss you have to worry about is the Ender Dragon. And let’s be real, at least the Ender Dragon won’t make you stay late on a Friday night for no reason.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a hug. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base filled with diamond-studded llamas. Trust us, you won’t find that in any other SMP.

So if you’re ready to escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of chaos, adventure, and questionable llama fashion choices, join our Minecraft SMP today!

ZombieSlayer69

apocalypse survival, Axe, bow and arrow, Crossbow, Defense, End of the World, firearms, improvised weapons, machete, melee weapons, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, self defense, Shotgun, strategy, Survival, sword, weapon of choice, zombie apocalypse, zombies, ZombieSlayer69

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magic Items Found:	7171	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Farms Harvested:	165
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be battling hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword!

Join us and show off your zombie-slaying skills as you navigate through our custom-built apocalyptic world filled with abandoned cities, secret bunkers, and of course, tons of brain-hungry zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can compete in zombie-killing competitions and win epic loot like enchanted armor and weapons. So grab your sword, sharpen your survival skills, and join us for the ultimate zombie apocalypse experience!

MatchPlayMC: Russia’s Roast

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Matches, MatchPlayMC, Military, nuclear weapons, peace talks, provocation, roast, russia, Russias, security council, Small children, summit, Tensions, threat, West, ww3

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1346
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Potions Brewed:	83	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

lol u guys ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like russia’s foreign minister saying the west is just small children playing with matches? well, this server is so epic that even putin himself would be jealous! join now for a chance to survive the latest ww3 threat and show off your building skills to the world. who needs diplomacy when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show the world who the real players are!

IntersexCraft: NoSurgNeeded

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

join dis server if u want to experience da most epic and insane adventures in minecraft! we got dragons dat shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns dat poop diamonds, and a secret underground village of talking potatoes!

we also have a special event where players can participate in ‘sex-normalising’ surgeries on intersex villagers! help distressed parents make their child look like a specific sex by performing surgeries without consent! it’s totally inappropriate and totally hilarious!

so come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter on our server! but remember, always ask for consent before performing surgery on potatoes!

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