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  • MommaBearHospitalSlayin

    MommaBearHospitalSlayin
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even kids who just had their appendix removed wanna play on it! 😂

    So get this, little Loren just had his surgery and he was like “I ain’t wearing no hospital gown in front of all these ladies!” 😅 He straight up kicked his mom, aunt, and cousin out of the room so he could get dressed in peace. Then the nurse came in and was all like “I’ll help you get dressed, sweetie” and he was like “Nah, my bro got me.” 🤣

    His mom and the nurse were shooketh, they couldn’t believe he wanted them out of there! But hey, a man’s gotta have his privacy, right? 😂 And then his mom had the nerve to ask for an apology – like, girl, he just had surgery, let him live! 🤷‍♂️

    So yeah, if you wanna join a server where even post-op kids know what’s up, come on over! We don’t mess around with privacy and we definitely don’t let nurses cramp our style. 😎✌️ #MinecraftMadness #PrivacyPlease

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  • BreathCraft: Hot & Cool!

    BreathCraft: Hot & Cool!
    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. one time, a creeper and a skeleton walked into a bar and ordered a round of milkshakes. then they started breakdancing and the bartender was like “yo, this is lit!” so now we have breakdancing mobs on our server. u wanna see that? then join now! also, did i mention that our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave? yea, we got that bling bling for days. so come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999.

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  • OpinionCraft: AITA?

    OpinionCraft: AITA?
    Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize player comfort above all else! Unlike some boyfriends out there, we won’t pressure you into taking any pills just for their pleasure. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience and leave the real-life relationship drama at the door. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas – what more could you ask for? So come on in and escape the craziness of the real world with us!

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  • WifeysHoodieNoGo

    WifeysHoodieNoGo
    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your DnD group? Looking for a server where you can just relax and have a good time without any judgment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the nonsense!

    Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with your friends. No more dealing with jealous girlfriends or high school crushes trying to stir up trouble. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can just focus on building, exploring, and having a great time!

    Plus, we have a strict “no hoodie required” policy, so you can flaunt those blocky boobs with pride! Say goodbye to uncomfortable clothing and hello to a world where you can be yourself without any judgment. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • PillowCraft: Zzz Edition

    PillowCraft: Zzz Edition
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a pillow fight? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pillow paradise! Join us and build your dream pillow fort, complete with fluffy sheep and bouncy slime block pillows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pillow King, a mystical being who grants wishes to those who can find his secret pillow stash hidden deep within the mines. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with endless diamonds and a bed made of clouds.

    So, put on your pajamas, grab your favorite pillow, and join us for the comfiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be careful not to fall asleep at your keyboard, or you might wake up with a pillow creeper staring you in the face.

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  • BlockBucks: Minecraft Therapy

    BlockBucks: Minecraft Therapy
    Are you feeling down in the dumps and only have 10 measly dollars to your name? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky!

    Need a pick-me-up? How about riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a castle made entirely out of cake and defend it from an army of evil bunnies?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual Ender Dragon rodeo competition. That’s right, you can saddle up and ride the biggest, baddest dragon in all of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your blues and hello to a world of wacky adventures on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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  • CryCraftSisComfortNOPE

    CryCraftSisComfortNOPE
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are just as wild as in this story! Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of having a half-sister who loves you one minute and hates you the next. Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family issues and dive into a world where grief therapy involves playing Spiritfarer together with your sibling who wants to steal your grief for themselves.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to jealous ex-lovers, wedding photos galore, and a dad who still pines for his long-lost love. Will you comfort your crying sister or ignore her to play your favorite game? The choice is yours on our server, where every decision could make you the ultimate AITA.

    Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous family drama in Minecraft history!

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  • Endless Rewatch MC

    Endless Rewatch MC
    Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a character from your favorite TV show! Join us and rewatch your favorite episodes in real life…well, Minecraft life. Want to build a castle with Rick and Morty? Done. Want to mine for diamonds with the Stranger Things kids? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So why wait? Join our server and become the star of your own TV show-inspired adventure!

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  • PeeCraft Minecraft Server

    PeeCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special mini-game called “Pee or No Pee” where you have to answer trivia questions while showering in-game! If you pee while showering, you get extra points but watch out for the creeper lurking in the bathroom!

    Join us for a wild ride of wacky challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will have you questioning your sanity (and bladder control). So come on, don’t be shy – let it flow and join our server today!

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  • ExFuneral Minecraft Server

    ExFuneral Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of teenage drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions just like this post!

    Need closure from your ex’s funeral but don’t want to upset your current boyfriend? Our server is the perfect place to navigate through these tricky situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual ex to mourn over!

    With a community that supports you through all your questionable choices, you’ll never feel alone. Join now and experience the drama-filled adventures that await on our server! Remember, in Minecraft, anything is possible – even attending your ex’s funeral with your virtual boyfriend!

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