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  • SeatSwapSass or SelfishSeatSitch

    SeatSwapSass or SelfishSeatSitch
    Are you tired of dealing with entitled parents on long flights? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more seat swapping with strangers, just pure gaming fun!

    Join us and create your own aisle seat in the sky, where you can fly freely without any entitled moms asking you to give up your spot. Build a virtual world where empathy is abundant and selfishness is non-existent.

    Don’t be guilt-tripped into giving up your hard-earned comforts, join our server and experience the true joy of gaming without the drama of entitled parents. Build, explore, and have a blast in our Minecraft world where you are the master of your own destiny!

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  • CraftyCatCraze

    CraftyCatCraze
    Are you tired of dealing with sensitive in-laws who make every situation about them? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is a safe space where you can talk about your old family pets without fear of someone bursting into tears over a cat they’ve never even met.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special grief counseling section for those who need to mourn the loss of virtual pets from 12 years ago. Our therapists are trained in dealing with imaginary animal-related trauma and will ensure that your pixelated cat gets the respect it deserves.

    Join now and leave the real world drama behind! But be warned, if you start crying over a Minecraft chicken, we may have to ban you for excessive emotional outbursts. So come on in and let’s have a good time, unless you’re planning on bringing up any deceased animals from the past century.

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  • MomLiftDenier420

    MomLiftDenier420
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about lifting your mom again! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Are you tired of being asked to lift your mom, who refuses to use the perfectly good crane provided for her? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to lift a finger (or your mom) again!

    Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without the hassle of back-breaking manual labor. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities, like lifting your paralyzed mom.

    Join us now and experience the freedom of not having to lift anyone, ever again. Who needs a crane when you have a Minecraft server that provides endless entertainment and excitement? Don’t be the AITA in this situation, join our server and leave the lifting to the professionals (or the cranes)!

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  • ShirtlessSteve in SMP

    ShirtlessSteve in SMP
    Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is fully clothed all the time? Well, do we have the server for you! Our SMP is so wild and crazy that you’ll find yourself shirtless in no time. Whether you’re battling creepers in the nude or building a giant statue of yourself without a shirt on, this server is the place to let your Minecraft nipples fly free.

    Join us for epic shirtless adventures like the time we all decided to have a shirtless dance party in the middle of a lava pit, or when we held a shirtless fishing competition and things got a little too real. And don’t even get me started on our annual shirtless skin contest, where the winner gets a diamond chestplate… but no shirt!

    So if you’re ready to strip down and get crafty, come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence and a bare chest? Let’s get shirtless, baby!

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  • AnimePillowHeist Minecraft Server

    AnimePillowHeist Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even Endermen would be shaking in their blocky boots!

    Join our server for the most epic adventures and craziest builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more mobs than a zombie horde.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so out-of-this-world, even Herobrine himself would be impressed. We’ve got hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items and secret dungeons waiting to be conquered.

    So why join our server? Because we’re the only place where you can ride a pig into battle against a horde of angry skeletons while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

    Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join our server now and let the blocky madness begin!

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  • LadyCraft Minecraft Server

    LadyCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of feeling comfortable and safe, just like during a pap smear exam! Join us and build your own virtual OBGYN clinic where only female doctors are allowed to perform exams.

    Explore the world and gather resources to create the most luxurious waiting room for your patients, complete with diamond-studded stirrups and golden speculums. Don’t worry, our virtual patients will feel right at home knowing they are in the hands of a female doctor in this gender-neutral Minecraft universe.

    So come on over and join us for a pap-smear-tastic adventure like no other! Who knew Minecraft could be so empowering and inclusive? Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!

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  • MineCraftMingle Server

    MineCraftMingle Server
    Are you tired of dating apps that lead to awkward situations like splitting the bill and unexpected transportation fees? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you won’t encounter any of those issues!

    Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream date without worrying about who pays for what. Want to create a romantic dinner under the stars? Go for it! Need a cozy movie night setup? We’ve got you covered! And the best part is, everything is free! No unexpected charges or hidden fees here.

    So say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real-life date when you can have a virtual one that’s drama-free and full of fun? Join now and start building your perfect date night!

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  • HandlessLove Minecraft Server

    HandlessLove Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize virtual hugs over real-life drama! Join us for a fun and quirky community where hugging is not only allowed, but encouraged.

    Need a break from sulking? Our server is the perfect place to escape and focus on what truly matters – building friendships and virtual worlds. Plus, we have a strict no-sulking policy, so you’ll have to leave your real-life drama at the door.

    Looking for a server where priorities are in order? Look no further! On our server, virtual hugs always come first, followed closely by building epic structures and exploring new realms. So come join us and leave your real-life worries behind – after all, virtual hugs are the best medicine!

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  • Racism-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Racism-Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with racist neighbors and clueless family members in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is colorblind and the only thing we discriminate against is creepers! No more awkward conversations about race, just good old-fashioned block building and zombie slaying.

    Join us and escape the drama of the real world. Build your dream castle, explore endless caves, and make friends with players from all over the globe who just want to have a good time without any racist nonsense. Trust us, our server is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or ignorance.

    So pack your bags, leave the real world behind, and join us on our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having fun and building epic structures. Say goodbye to racist neighbors and clueless family members, and say hello to a community that welcomes everyone with open arms. See you in the game!

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  • UnderratedJoy – Minecraft SMP

    UnderratedJoy – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to experience the ultimate thrill of taming wild llamas and riding them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons just waiting to be explored by brave adventurers like yourself. Plus, rumor has it that our resident sheep farmer has a secret recipe for wool that can give you superpowers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

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