StruggleBites Minecraft SMP

comfort food on a budget, pantry staples recipes, satisfying meals for less, survival meals, hearty meals for less

Are you tired of your boring, cookie-cutter SMPs where the biggest drama is who stole the last piece of bread? Well, buckle up, because we’ve got the craziest, most utterly bonkers Minecraft SMP in existence! Join us and experience epic battles against phantom llamas that will haunt you in your nightmares while you scream in agony for breadsticks.

First off, did you know joining this SMP might just teleport you to the ancient realm of SpaghettiLand? I swear on my grandma’s secret lasagna recipe, there’s a literal curse involved. If you dig straight down (which is obviously the safest way to mine, right?), you’ll find a secret pasta OASIS! Just be careful not to accidentally summon the Great Tomato Sauce Monster. Trust me, I’ve seen what it can do; it’s not pretty.

AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED on the zombie villagers that can give you advice on making the best struggle meal! They’ll stumble around your base, telling you how you can combine dirt and rotten flesh for an ASHELY-approved snack! It tastes like despair mixed with hope and fungus!

And who doesn’t want to join a server where the Ender Dragon wears a pirate hat? That’s right, matey! You’ll be sailing the pixelated seas in quest of buried sandwich treasure while fending off some renegade chickens trying to spoil your loot! Why? Because CLUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY! The only rule is: no feather left behind.

What’s more? Every Thursday at midnight, we host a ceremonial dance-off against the skeletons! Rumor has it that if you win, you gain the secret recipe for the ultimate "Creeper Casserole!" Pop some gunpowder on that bad boy and boom—dinner is served! (Just don’t explode, or you’ll be missing a few valuable limbs for the next battle).

Plus, you can experience a mysterious glitch that lets you temporarily turn into a sticky note! You might stick yourself to a tree, and BOOM—you’ve just transformed your life into a weird post-it note art installation. I’m not sure what it means, but ART, am I right?

In short, stop scrolling and get your blocky butt over here ASAP! There’s chaos, pasta, dancing skeletons, and the cooking skills of a trash can. You can’t compete with that!

Join now, or you’ll be forever missing out on the chance to build a shrine to the almighty Grian and hold weekly prayers to the almighty Code of Lag! Seriously, your life will be approximately 257% cooler! LET’S GO! 🍝🔪💥

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Gold Rush Adventures

Journey, fluid dynamics, ore deposit formation, ore genesis, HS

come join our epic server where we unlock da journey of gold thru magmatic fluids. u know, sulphur in its bisulphide form is like da key to transportin gold in magmatic fluids. it’s like a revolution, man. u gotta join us to understand how gold gets around and forms ore deposits. it’s like a crazy adventure, dude. come on, don’t miss out on all da fun and excitement. let’s get diggin’ and find dat treasure together!

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NOVA

christmas gift, Griefing, gb, Anarchy, Obbi roof

NOVA [Anarchy]{1.21.1}

Nova Anarchy

A small team of friends that have worked together making this server possible and has already completed an obbi roof, 2 nether hwys to wb as well as many spawn projects. we have a small regular player base and a good community that were hoping to grow. come join us.

SOMETIME THIS WEEK- We will run a one day dupe as our Christmas gift to the community! Grind your gear now to get it ready and Date and Time and which dupe is TBA

Rules
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated so you can say whatever you want
You won’t get banned
Already 200 GB even though server is young
Obbi roof and 2 n hwys already reaching wb

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Cyber Blade City 1.20.5

Cybernetics, ghost in the shell, Technology, dystopian, Anime

Yo bro, imagine a Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Cyberpunk and Blacked doujins. Like, you can build futuristic cities with neon lights and flying cars, and then switch it up with some spicy adult content. It’s like living in a crazy sci-fi world where anything goes. Join this server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget.

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NostalgiaCraft SMP: Relive Moments

personal reflections, NostalgiaCraft, reliving the past, treasured moments, meaningful encounters

OMG guys, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena with me. It was so lit, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, we all built a giant statue of a potato because why not, right? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have llama races every Saturday. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! #potatostatueforlife #llamaracesforever

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CraftyPJsMC

t-shirts, fashion, sweatpants, underwear, clothing

Are you tired of boring old pajamas? Do you dream of drifting off to sleep in style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sleep in diamond armor for ultimate protection against nighttime monsters. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So ditch those old PJs and join us for a night of epic adventures and stylish slumber. You won’t regret it!

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JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

Airlines, safety inspection, transportation safety, south korea, Aviation (Industry)

So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

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Video Mirror Madness

optical illusion, online content, media manipulation, digital technology, car interiors

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

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Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

DATING, Mens, research, Rock, sexual functioning

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

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Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

Women, based gigachad, insecure, cuck, Difference

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

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Comfort Food On A Budget

NOVA [Anarchy]{1.21.1}