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PhotogenicCraft

body image, Boundaries, Childhood, Communication, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, fitness journey, Graduation, high school, Memories, parenting, PhotogenicCraft, photos, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self-confidence, shame, Understanding, weight struggles

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	248
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of being reminded of your embarrassing past? Join our Minecraft server and start fresh with a brand new identity! No need to worry about your parents embarrassing you with childhood stories, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

Our server is the perfect place for those looking to escape their past and create a new, epic story for themselves. Say goodbye to those cringy memories and hello to a world where you can reinvent yourself however you please.

Join now and leave your old self behind – because on our server, the only thing holding you back is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two). Let’s create some new memories together, ones that you’ll actually want to remember!

RwandaCraft: Keir’s Axe Day

administration, Axe, cabinet, controversy, Day, decision, first day, Government, international relations, Keir Starmer, Keirs, leadership, News, office, opposition, policy, Politics, prime minister, Reports, ruling party, rwanda plan, RwandaCraft, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Items Found:	2425	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	New Chunks Explored:	65517

OMG so like, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got Prime Minister Keir Starmer choppin’ down trees and buildin’ houses like a pro! He axes Rwanda plan but he’s all about dem blocks and pixels now, y’all! Join us for some crazy shenanigans and watch as Keir Starmer becomes the ultimate Minecraft master! Who needs politics when you got blocky adventures waiting for ya?! Let’s get crafty, baby!

CoolerHellCraft

annoyance, close, common courtesy, consequences, consideration, cooler, CoolerHellCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, Etiquette, forgetfulness, Frustration, INCONVENIENCE, Karma, laziness, Manners, negligence, pet peeve, punishment, Retribution, special place in hell, Warning

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz, like, if u don’t, u gonna end up in the cooler in hell, man. like, u gotta close the cooler or else the devil gonna be all like “why u leave the cooler open, bro?” and then u gonna be stuck in there with all the melted ice and warm drinks. but if u join this server, u gonna be safe from the cooler of doom. plus, we got flying pigs and talking chickens, man. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and escape the cooler of hell!

50b5t (wip) Minecraft server

269061, 4855611415454, 50b5t, 52983167, 7709959226, banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, WIP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

The owner of the server «50b5t wip» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

65.108.74.33:24433

OutlawMC: Where even the sheep are wanted criminals!

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, Community, Criminals., grind, imagination, ingenuity, inmates, innovation, Journey, leaderboard, mobs, Network, OutlawMC, Quality, Resourcefulness, Sheep, strategy, Tycoon, Ultimate, Victory, wanted, Wilderness

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Dragons Tamed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to OutlawMC: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!
Step into the world of OutlawMC, where your Minecraft journey is only limited by your imagination. Our network offers an exhilarating mix of game modes designed to keep you on the edge of your seat. Whether you’re a survival enthusiast, a skyblock strategist, a prison architect, or a bedwars warrior, OutlawMC has something for everyone.

Game Modes:

Survival	Immerse yourself in our robust survival mode, where you can build, explore, and thrive in a dynamic world. Form alliances, fend off mobs, and conquer the wilderness.
Skyblock	Test your ingenuity and resourcefulness on a floating island. Expand your domain, complete challenges, and rise to the top of the skyblock leaderboard.
Prison	Experience the thrill of the grind in our prison mode. Mine your way to freedom, trade with fellow inmates, and climb the ranks to become the ultimate prison tycoon.
Bedwars	Engage in fast-paced, heart-pounding bedwars battles. Protect your bed, destroy your opponents, and strategize your way to victory in this competitive mode.
And More Coming Soon!	Stay tuned as we continuously expand our server with exciting new game modes and features. The adventure never ends at OutlawMC!

Why OutlawMC?

Community: Join a vibrant and friendly community of Minecraft players. Make new friends, participate in events, and enjoy a supportive environment.
Quality: Our servers are optimized for performance and stability, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable gaming experience.
Innovation: We’re always working on new updates and features to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join OutlawMC today and become a part of the ultimate Minecraft network. Your epic journey begins now!

JOIN NOW ON BEDROCK OR JAVA PLAY.OUTLAWMC.NET

PORT ON BEDROCK IS 3067

FAQ:

Q: Can I play on OutlawMC with my friends?	A: Yes, OutlawMC allows you to team up with friends and play together in various game modes.
Q: Are there regular events on OutlawMC?	A: Yes, OutlawMC hosts regular events and activities for players to participate in and earn rewards.
Q: How do I join OutlawMC on Java Edition?	A: Simply visit PLAY.OUTLAWMC.NET and follow the instructions to join the Java Edition server.
Q: Can I switch between game modes on OutlawMC?	A: Yes, players can switch between different game modes on OutlawMC to experience a variety of gameplay.
Q: Is OutlawMC suitable for both beginner and experienced players?	A: Absolutely, OutlawMC caters to players of all skill levels, providing challenges and adventures for both beginners and experienced players.

VaginalBlock Minecraft Server

anatomy, biology, bloodborne, body horror, creepy, disgust, fear, female anatomy, Grotesque, Horror, Minecraft, Phobia, reproductive organs, repulsed, revulsion, Server, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsettling, Vagina, VaginalBlock, video games, Visceral

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs remind us of creatures straight out of Bloodborne! Join us if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure filled with spooky surprises and heart-pounding moments.

Our server is home to some of the most terrifying mobs you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From creepy zombies that move at lightning speed to skeleton archers with deadly accuracy, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of friendly faces to help you on your journey. Our villagers are always willing to trade with you, as long as you don’t mind their eerie resemblance to the residents of Yharnam.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off hordes of monsters that look like they stepped out of a horror game, all while building your own epic base and exploring mysterious dungeons? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for a Bloodborne-inspired adventure like no other!

TrustyHonkies Minecraft Server

activism, Allyship, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, honkies, inclusion, marginalized voices, Minecraft, prejudice, Privilege, racial bias, Server, skepticism, social justice, solidarity, Stereotypes, systemic racism, Trust, TrustyHonkies, white people

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any w*te ppl trying to ruin your fun! Trust us, we’ve got a strict no-honkies policy in place. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of w*te ppl tried to invade our server with their boring builds and basic skins. But our players weren’t having any of it. They banded together and built a giant wall made entirely of diamond blocks to keep them out. And you know what? It worked! Those honkies didn’t stand a chance against our united front.

So if you’re tired of dealing with w*te ppl and their shenanigans, come join us on our server. We promise you’ll have a blast without any honkies in sight. Plus, where else can you say you helped build a diamond wall to keep out the invaders? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Homebound Heroes Minecraft Server

autism, Boundaries, Communication, Empathy, exhaustion, FESTIVAL, flexibility, Friends, Heroes, Homebound, hyper mobility disorder, joint pain, mall outing, market event, Minecraft, overwhelmed, pain management, partner, Planning, Régime, Routine, Server, tendinitis, Understanding

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your need for routine and regime? Look no further! Our server is perfect for players with autism and hyper mobility disorders. We promise not to surprise you with last minute plans to go to the virtual mall without warning. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where your needs are always taken into consideration.

We won’t make you walk for hours on end or push you past your pain boundaries. Our server is a safe space where you can play at your own pace without feeling overwhelmed. And if you need to log off to do your pain routine, we totally understand.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. We won’t make you cry like that festival/market event did. Plus, we have virtual snacks in the food court that won’t cause you any pain. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server!

MinecraftAirplaneF***er

Airplane, boarding, Booking, children, Confrontation, DELAY, Disabilities, emotions, ENTITLEMENT, grandmother, heart stopped, jfk, Layover, life support, pMinecraftAirplaneFerp, priority, privacy, Seat, Stillborn, surgery, telling a stranger to F**k off

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	3341	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of entitled parents on airplanes trying to steal your seat just because they have a baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own virtual seat and no entitled parents allowed!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual airplane and kick entitled parents off whenever they try to steal your seat. Let out all your frustrations in a safe and blocky environment.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories and drama just like this one. Who knows what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll have while playing on our server.

So come join us and let’s build a world where entitled parents get what they deserve – a virtual kick in the blocky butt!

Block Break-Up: The Moment

acceptance, BLOCK, Breakup, Closure, emotional, Experience, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, learning, letting go, moment, moving forward, moving on, realization, Reflection, relationship, Self Discovery, self love, starting over

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	26

Are you tired of mining away in a boring relationship with the same old blocks? Well, it’s time to break up with monotony and join our Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a magnificent castle with your partner when suddenly they start placing dirt blocks all over your masterpiece. That was ‘the moment’ you knew it was time to leave them behind and join our server where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and elusive that only the most skilled players can catch a glimpse of its sparkly trotters. Join us and embark on a quest to find this mythical creature, because who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

So say goodbye to your old relationship and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures on our Minecraft server. Who needs love when you have blocks to mine and pigs to chase? Join us now and let the fun begin!