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PutinCraft Server – Defending Good Villains

Backlash, Candidate, controversy, criticism, Defending, Defense, Diplomacy, election, Good, international relations, interview, Media, opinion, Politics, public figure, putin, PutinCraft, Reform UK, russia, salisbury, Server, Statement, very good, Villains, world leader

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	155	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the owner thinks putin is like, super cool? well u found the right place, cuz on this server, we stan putin like no other! come join us and build ur own putin shrine, or maybe even reenact the time he wrestled a bear shirtless (not recommended in real life, kids). plus, our community is full of putin enthusiasts who will shower u with love and support for ur undying love for the russian president. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make putin proud! #putinforlife #minecraftputinfans #bestserverever

CraftyTroops: PyongyangBound

Conflict, CraftyTroops, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military intervention, News, North Korea, Politics, Pyongyang, PyongyangBound, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	1014
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	75
Players Killed by Monsters:	8709	Void Gems Collected:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Items Found:	5605

LOL U GUYS, SO THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE NORTH KOREA LEVEL LIT. WE GOT KIM JONG-UN HIMSELF PLAYING ON HERE, BUILDING NUKES AND STUFF. HE PROMISED TO SEND TROOPS TO UKRAINE IN THE GAME WITHIN A MONTH, LIKE WHAT EVEN? JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE GOT MISSILE LAUNCHES AND DIPLOMATIC DRAMA ALL IN ONE MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, BECAUSE WHY THE HECK NOT? JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE. KIM JONG-UN APPROVES THIS MESSAGE.

PotionHealzMC

Alternative Medicine, BELIEF, complementary therapy, emotional well being, faster healing, glass bottles, healing, healing potion, holistic healing, Medicines, mental health, mind-body connection, natural remedies, Perception, placebo effect, PotionHealzMC, psychosomatic effect, red liquids, Self Healing, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	59	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2365
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the potions are real and will make you heal faster than a speeding bullet! imagine drinking a red liquid and suddenly feeling invincible, like you can take on anything that comes your way. our potions are so powerful, they’ll have you feeling like a superhero in no time. so why wait? join now and start chugging those healing potions like there’s no tomorrow! who needs medicine when you’ve got magical potions on our server? it’s like being in a fantasy world where anything is possible, even healing faster just by drinking a potion. don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to become a potion-drinking warrior on our server!

TipsyPixels Server

Accuracy, Advanced technology, alcohol consumption, alcohol detection, detection system, driver behavior, driver monitoring, drunk drivers, facial features, facial recognition, heavily intoxicated, impaired driving, innovative technology, intoxicated, new camera technology, road safety, Safety Measures, Server, smart camera, Sober, TipsyPixels, traffic safety

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most advanced technology that can detect if you’re a drunk driver just by looking at your face! we classify three levels of alcohol consumption – sober, slightly intoxicated, and heavily intoxicated – with a whopping 75% accuracy rate. join now and see if you can fool our high-tech cameras with your best poker face! who knew minecraft could save lives and prevent drunk driving, amirite? come be a part of something revolutionary and ridiculous at the same time. let’s get drunk on fun and games, not alcohol!

UnboundSMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Custom spawn, destroy, Explore, home, Minecraft, msg, multiplayer, No Rules, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rtp, Server, Survival, Tpa, UnboundSMP, Vanilla, Warp

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Emeralds Found:	501	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Love Letters Sent:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Unbound SMP is a classic Minecraft survival multiplayer anarchy server with only a few plugins (1.8 PVP, /home, /tpa, /rtp, /msg, /warp) and a custom spawn area. Nothing flashy, and no rules. Explore, build and destroy as you please.

simplesmp.xyz:25695

AssassinSMP – The Newest, Greatest Minecraft SMP that’s too cool for mods

Adventure, AssassinSMP, BUILD, Community, Cool, Creative, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Greatest, Livestream, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newest, PC, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	assassinsmp.systemerr.com
Discord Server	discord.gg/qvUEfJVd

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Minecraft server?

A: To join the server, simply enter the IP address assassinsmp.systemerr.com in the server address field when launching Minecraft.

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/qvUEfJVd to interact with other players and stay updated on server announcements.

KinderCraft Server: Tiny Wars

Adventure, chapter, children, Competition, creativity, Doug, education, Fiction, Friends, Fun, imagination, KinderCraft, kindergarten, Kindergarten Wars, learning, Playtime, School, Server, Story, teamwork, Tiny, Wars, Week

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where every day feels like a new episode of Doug! Join us for some wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our custom-built world.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a giant patty wagon through a field of flying toasters? Or battle it out in a game of Quailman vs. Dr. Klotz? Only on our server, of course!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground hideout where you can hang out with Skeeter and Porkchop, and maybe even uncover the legendary Golden Beets of Bluffington!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s a Doug chapter this week, and you won’t want to miss it!

LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

diverse representation, inclusive media, lesbian characters, lesbian justice, lesbian representation, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in entertainment, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ representation in television, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ TV shows, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, queer characters, queer representation, safe viewing, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Secret Passages Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Towns Built:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Our server is so epic that even the Justice League is getting in on the fun. Wonder Woman has traded in her lasso of truth for a diamond pickaxe, Batman is building a secret base with redstone contraptions, and Superman is mining for diamonds faster than a speeding bullet.

But that’s not all – our server is also a safe space for all LGBTQ+ players. In fact, our resident superhero, Lesbian Justice, is always on patrol to make sure everyone feels welcome and included. So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even spot a unicorn riding a pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all possible on our server!

NieceStep Minecraft Server

adult responsibility, blended family, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, Insecurity, intervention, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, NieceStep, parenting, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-family, step-parenting, teenage drama

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and witness the epic battle between Mae and Ava, two step-sisters who can’t stand each other! Will Mae finally share her dad with Ava? Will Ava overcome her insecurities and jealousy? Who will win the title of the ultimate step-sister champion?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the intense family dynamics, the heart-wrenching taunts, and the epic showdowns at our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a chance to step in and tear a new one to the bullies! Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created!

VetLiftDenier420

aita, Bent, brother, disabled veteran, discomfort, FIX, frame, full license, Help, Immigrant, Motorbike, passenger, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, stress, UNCOMFORTABLE, van, VetLiftDenier420, weight

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Towns Built:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving strangers rides on your motorcycle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t encounter any entitled veterans looking for a free ride here. Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and no unwanted passengers. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal boundaries. So come on over and leave the drama at the door!