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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

SakamotoCraft Server

action, Adventure, Assassin, closed museum, comedy, Day 168, family, humor, japanese, Manga, manga chapter, Manga Review, manga update, Museum Closed, retired, sakamoto days, Sakamoto family, SakamotoCraft, series, Server, shonen jump, weekly release

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the museums are closed because all the artifacts have come to life and are wreaking havoc! Join us for a chance to battle it out with ancient mummies, dinosaur skeletons, and even a talking Mona Lisa painting. Who needs boring old exhibits when you can have a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) adventure right at your fingertips?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who loves to play hide and seek. Can you outsmart the fiery beast and claim the loot for yourself? Only one way to find out!

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for that mischievous T-Rex who loves to photobomb your screenshots – he’s a real diva!

Lotte’s Blocky Toybox Minecraft Server

action, Anime, Based, blocky, buxom king, Chad protagonist, comedy, controversial, ecchi, FANTASY, Good, harem, huge dick, isekai, lacking underwear, Lotte’s Toy, Lottes, Manga, martial arts skills, Minecraft, Pregnant, Server, sexualized children, Toybox, underage

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join Chad, the babyfaced protagonist with a huge dick and martial arts skills, as he navigates a world filled with sexualized little children (who may or may not be wearing underwear). But that’s not all – there’s also a buxom king who somehow got pregnant from Chad when he was just 12 years old.

If you’re looking for a server that’s truly based and takes isekai to a whole new level, then look no further. Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and experience the madness for yourself!

BoomerMemeCraft Server

baby boomers, boomerllenials, BoomerMemeCraft, comedy, digital age, Entertainment, funny, generation gap, humor, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, meme, Millennials, ONLINE, sarcasm, satire, Server, social media, trends, viral

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted avocado toast, battle against hordes of zombie Karens demanding to speak to the manager, and build the most hipster-friendly base you can imagine (think organic kale farms and craft beer breweries).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Boomerllenials, a rare breed of players who can’t figure out how to craft a simple pickaxe but will regale you with tales of the good old days when creepers were just a figment of their imagination.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled adventure that will leave you questioning whether it’s all just a boomer meme or a millennial dream!

GirigiriCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, bathroom, bladder control, Chapter 36, charming girl, comedy, CURSE, cursed, Daily Girigiri Out, daily series, desuarchive, GirigiriCraft, hold it in, Manga, Minecraft, Nervous, reclusive boy, romance, Server, shy boy, shy girl, slice of life, special power, Supernatural

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Join our wacky Minecraft server where you can experience the hilarious adventures of a charming girl cursed to need the bathroom whenever she’s nervous! But don’t worry, because on our server, there’s a reclusive boy with a special power that helps her hold it in!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and absurd storyline like this? You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through the crazy world of our server, filled with unexpected twists and turns. Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic battle between a girl in desperate need of a toilet and a boy with the power to save her from embarrassment?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows what other zany adventures await you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

OrcCraft – Rando Gen Minecraft Server

#rando, #youtube, Accidents, Archive, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, Gen, general, humor, Livestream, Minecraft, Online Community, Orc, OrcCraft, pastebin, Random, Server, social media, twitch, twitter, twitter widget, viral videos, VOD

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Funny Accidents Edition server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep come charging at you! Or how about the time when a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake? Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just witness the legendary battle between a group of players armed with nothing but fish and a horde of zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of funny accidents! Who knows, you might even become the star of the next outrageous Minecraft story to tell your friends. See you in the game!

LMAO Even Minecraft Server

amusement, Chuckle, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, even, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jest, jesting, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmao, lol, lollmao, Minecraft, mirthful, Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a disco party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our epic block parties. We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (and respawning).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato named Spudrick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a pair of diamond boots for all the shenanigans that await you.

Pero’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, comedic actor, comedic character, comedic effect, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorist, humorous performance, humorous reaction, LAUGHING, laughter-inducing, lol, Minecraft, pero, Peros, screen presence, Server, uncontrollable laughter, unexpected

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry! Our custom NPC characters are so hilariously weird that you won’t be able to contain your laughter. One player said, “Anytime I see this dude pop up on screen I just start fucking laughing. What the fuck is with this thing?” Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and comedy – you won’t regret it!

NonStopCraft – Minecraft Server

Chapter 86, comedy, countryside, cute, Daily, Daily Life, friendship, Heartwarming, Japanese culture, japanese manga, light-hearted, Manga, manga chapter, manga release, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, non non biyori, NonStopCraft, Rural life, school life, Server, slice of life

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon. Our community is full of quirky characters, from a talking chicken who gives out life advice to a wise old tree who doubles as a DJ on weekends.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure caves filled with diamonds, hidden portals to other dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through the clouds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato, rumored to grant wishes to whoever holds it.

So why wait? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky antics await you in Chapter 86!

Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, british comedy, british humor, Britoids, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, pants, Server, Shit, side-splitting, toilet humor

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

MooCraft Minecraft Server

amusing videos, comedy, cute animals, Entertainment, funny animals, funny content, funny memes, hilarious moments, HOLY, Holy moomers, humor, internet sensations, internet trends, laugh out loud, Minecraft, moocraft, moomers, online sensations, popular culture, Server, social media, trending topics, viral videos

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than Holy Moomers! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by actual cows who have mastered the art of Minecraft! That’s right, these moomers are not only adorable but also incredibly skilled at building and surviving in the blocky world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cow King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cow King in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm filled with endless riches and rare items. Will you dare to challenge the mighty bovine ruler?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Bessie the Cow. Come dance the night away with your fellow players and boogie down to the latest hits.

So what are you waiting for? Join Holy Moomers today for a truly udderly fantastic Minecraft experience!

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, blocktopia, Chuubas, Corpo, ducks, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, Mint, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch, twitch partner, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtuber

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

comma separated, death, Die, die instantly, INSTANT, Instantly, list, long tail, Minecraft, pemSecretly, Philistina, Philistina death, Philistina secret, Philistina secret death, Philistina troll, Philistina trolled, Philistina trolling, Philistina trolling secret, Philistinaem, secret, Secretly, slightly, smpp, tags, Trolled, trolling

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

SonStruck Minecraft Server

acceptance, child support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional detachment, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, Friendship Dynamics, judgment, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, self reflection, self-care, Server, societal expectations, SonStruck, teenage rebellion, visitation rights

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

PotluckProblems

appetizer, aunts, best man, Cooking, dessert, donuts, Driving, exhaustion, family gathering, juggling, Mexico wedding, new baby, parents, park party, passport, potluck, PotluckProblems, recipes, Safe Area, shopping, snack, store-bought

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Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

anti-money laundering, banking industry, Canada, CartelCraft, compliance, criminal activity, drug cartels, enforcement actions, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial regulations, illicit funds, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, money laundering, Monitoring, penalties, regulatory compliance, regulatory violations, Server, TD Bank, US officials

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so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

CraftyBlockHQ

Conflict, controversy, CraftyBlockHQ, Development, displacement, expropriated, Government, headquarters, housing units, Humanitarian Aid, international law, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, palestinian refugees, Political unrest, Property, real estate, seized, united nations, UNRWA

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Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to build your own crib in the heart of Jerusalem? Well, now’s your chance on this epic Minecraft server! We’re seizing the UNRWA headquarters and turning it into 1,440 lit housing units for you to flex on all your friends. Imagine living in a building that used to be all official and stuff, now it’s your own personal playground. Join now and let’s turn this place into the ultimate gamer paradise! Let’s get building, fam!

Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server

acoustic music, Bossa Nova, Brazilian culture, brazilian music, Brazilian rhythm, Chill, Chorinho, cultural heritage, dance music, Forró, instrumental music, latin music, live performance, Minecraft, music genre, music history, music scene, music style, music tradition, music video, SAMBA, Server, traditional music

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic dance parties where we groove to K.k samba, bossa, and chorinho music all night long. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about K.k forró – it’s the main event of our weekly dance-offs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can find rare loot and dance battles with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to dance your way to victory in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Minecraft SMP: /Owl/ House General #569

#Boscha, #TheMysteryShack, #youtube, Amazon, Dana Terrace, Disney, disney channel, general, highlights, Hot Topic, House, Hunter’s Palisman, instagram, interview, Lilith’s letter, Luz’s diary, Mega, merch, Minecraft, observations, OWL, Q&A, shorts, smp, Soundtrack Playlist, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA

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Welcome to our totally not suspicious Minecraft SMP, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Boscha and her fabulous highlights! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the world. And don’t even get me started on Lilith’s letter – rumor has it, it contains the secret to unlimited diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Hunter’s Palisman observations will guide you through the mystical world of our SMP, where Disney Channel links will teleport you to a land of enchantment. And if that’s not enough, Dana’s Twitter is a portal to a dimension of endless possibilities.

Join now and witness the epic showdown between the forces of good and evil, all while rocking some exclusive TOH merch from Hot Topic. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join our SMP today!

NoVacayForHubby123

albania, bills, Business, child, cleaning, Clients, Cooking, family, greece, husband, Iceland, mexico, night waking, NoVacayForHubby123, nursing, sacrifice, selfish, separate finances, spain, travel, vacation, work

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of vacations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like those trips to Greece, Iceland, and Albania that your husband keeps taking without you knowing.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new worlds, just like how your husband explores new countries without a care in the world. Build your own empire and rule over it like a king, just like how your husband thinks he deserves a vacation every 2 years with his friend.

Don’t worry about splitting bills evenly here, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds and gold. And if your husband tries to sneak off on another trip, we’ll make sure to ban him for being too selfish.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is in the chat box. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

NoVoteNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Civic Duty, civic engagement, democratic process, disenfranchisement, election participation, lack of trust in government, Minecraft, non-voters, NoVoteNoDiamonds, political activism, political apathy, political awareness, political disillusionment, smp, voter education, voter empowerment, voter registration, voter suppression, voter turnout, voting behavior, voting eligibility, voting rights, voting rights advocacy

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Listen, if you’re not joining our Minecraft SMP, you might as well be one of those Americans who don’t vote. And we all know what happens to them… they get banished to the Nether! Trust me, you don’t want to end up in a fiery pit surrounded by ghasts and piglins. So join our SMP and vote for a world filled with endless fun, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few diamond blocks along the way. Don’t be a non-voter, be a Minecraft champion!

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8519	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5005
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Crops Grown:	2307	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Zombie Dances:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	156	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	8620
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3885
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

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