comedy variety show Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadBodCraft

anger, Bonding, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadBodCraft, emotional connection, Emotional support, Expectations, family dynamics, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, financial support, generational patterns, neglect, parenting, personal growth, quality time, Resentment, Role Model, SELF AWARENESS

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Potions Brewed:	78
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Items Found:	6847
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

InternetFunMinecraftSMP

activities, browsing, Chat Rooms, digital art, Entertainment, Forums, Fun, Gaming, internet, internet culture, InternetFunMinecraftSMP, memes, ONLINE, online communities, Online Games, online shopping, social media, streaming, Videos, virtual reality, web surfing

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Block TherapyCraft

BLOCK, Boundaries, communication skills, coping strategies, Exercise, gratitude practice, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, medication, mental health, mindfulness, nutrition, positive relationships, relaxation techniques, Routine, self-care, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, TherapyCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Potions Brewed:	192

Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

adhd, alternative treatment, Attention, behavioral therapy, case study, cognitive function, Focus, hyperactivity, impulsivity, Mania, MASSAGE, Massage therapy, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorder, Relaxation, Relief, sensory processing, Sleep, sleep disorders, tactile massage, teenagers, Therapy, young people

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Dragon Eggs Found:	8702	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

begin.., bericht, bespreken, Challenges, discordlink, Events, genieten, kans, lancering, Minecraft, Network, nieuws, NotSoProfessional, officially, Server, social media, spelen, Starting, Survival, Thema, uitnodigen, UNOFFICIALLY, verhalen, verspreiden, vrienden, Website

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Animals Bred:	196	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Server Name	GalaxyVoid
Opening Date	October 20th
Opening Time	13:00
Website	Galaxyvoid.nl

Brief Overview:

GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

FAQ:

Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Br’aaxskin Maps, Costume Party Mixer, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, final fantasy xiv, Garo, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Male Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Tuliyollal, Twin Peaks, x files

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Blood, bpeh, child rights, consent from parents, consent issues, controversial practices, cultural beliefs, ethical concerns, fellatio, health risks, Jewish circumcision, mastermind, Medical Ethics, metzitzah, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral-genital contact, Pain, public humiliation, religious ceremonies, religious customs, religious freedom, religious practices, smp, traditional rituals

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

DogHouseBanisher

Behavior, Boundaries, COLLAR, concussion, disabled, DogHouseBanisher, Events, fainting, family, farm dog, holidays, host, injury, mobility assistance, Principles, scolding, service dog, service dog training, small town, Training, Vae

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Falling into the Void:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ores Mined:	3698
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

BlockyBluesBeGone

advice, BlockyBluesBeGone, coping strategies, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self compassion, self love, self-care, stigma surrounding depression, support system, talking to someone, Therapy

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4744	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

aggression, blocks, Conflict, CraftyIsraelMC, Crisis, decisively, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, UN, War

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ores Mined:	6968	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!