Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Enchantments Applied:	61

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mines Excavated:	4670
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

CraftyChemWarfare

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Ligma Craft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Ligma Craft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Prison, Prisons, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Viaversion

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	733727

LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

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Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Active, Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, java, keyboards, Mature, Minigames, Noobs, Pros, PvP, Realm, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Votes:	1762	Love Letters Sent:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Farms Harvested:	251	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Players Killed by Monsters:	6865

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

TripTreats4Kids

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Star Shards Collected:	254	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	890
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Star Shards Collected:	184	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

BUILD, Communication, Create, emotion, Expression, Favorite, favorite word, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Personal, sentiment, sentimental, sentimentalism, sentimentalist, sentimentalist’s., sentimentality, sentimentally, Unique, vocabulary, why, Word, WordCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

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