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Blocky Pleasure Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, awkwardness, bad hygiene, blocky, Communication, discomfort, distractions, inconsiderate partners, Intimacy, lack of communication, lack of connection, lack of consent, lack of foreplay, lack of passion, lack of respect, Minecraft, mood killers, performance pressure, Pet Peeves, Pleasure, relationships, Selfishness, Server, sex

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mines Excavated:	4137	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of getting interrupted during your steamy Minecraft sessions? Well, look no further because our server guarantees a distraction-free experience! No more creepers blowing up your fun or Endermen photobombing your intimate moments. Join us for a wild ride filled with endless possibilities and no pesky interruptions. So come on, join our server and let the blocky love flow freely!

BlockyBanter

awkward, BlockyBanter, EMBARRASSING, funny, funny conversations, funny encounters, funny experiences, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny remarks, funny remarks during sex, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious, humor, INTIMATE, JOKE, Laughter, relationship, sex

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Armor Forged:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	41	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	696115	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the most outrageous quests and challenges. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered. How about building a giant toilet made entirely of diamonds? Sure, why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Bedlam, where players compete in a no-holds-barred battle royale on a floating island made entirely of bedrock. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft experience like this anywhere else!

PsychoCraft: High Times & Shrinkin’ Markets

addiction, Annual, Cannabis, criminal, drug report, Drugs, enforcement, Global, hallucinogens, health, HIGH, illicit market, Justice, legalization, Marijuana, Markets, policy, psychedelic, PsychoCraft, Renaissance, Shrinkin, substance abuse, Times, trends, UN

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

OMG u gotta join dis server, it’s like the UN of Minecraft but with a twist! We got weed everywhere cuz the UN said it’s cool now, so come join our psychedelic renaissance and shrink the illicit market with us! We’re like the cool kids on the block, but with blocks…Minecraft blocks, that is. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, cuz things are about to get lit up in here!

MosquitoCraft: Bite-Free Zone!

biological alteration, BiteFree, disease prevention, ecosystem conservation, ecosystem preservation, environmental impact, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of mosquitoes, human health, insect bites, insect vectors, mosquito control, mosquito eradication, mosquito-borne diseases, mosquito-borne illnesses, MosquitoCraft, mosquitoes, public health, vector-borne diseases, Zone

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	4739
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Votes:	492	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we have biologicaly altered mosquitoes that can’t bite humans! imagine the chaos of a world without itchy bug bites! but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons! and get this, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers! so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

PlastiCraft: Microplastic Mayhem

antibiotic resistance genes, aquatic environments, gene mobility, MAYHEM, microbiota, Microplastic, microplastics, mobile genetic elements, mobile resistome, PlastiCraft, Plastiome, Plastisphere

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We got a whole bunch of plastic stuff going on here, like a plastisphere-enriched mobile resistome in aquatic environments. Yeah, you heard me right, we’re all about that plastic life!

Our microplastics associated microbiota is off the chain, enriching antibiotic resistance genes like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, we even enhance gene mobility through mobile genetic elements. How insane is that?!

Join us on this wild ride and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of the Plastiome crew? Don’t miss out on all the plastic-tastic fun, come and join us now!

The Earth Factions

Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

welcome to The Earth Factions! We are an Earth server centred around world building nations, towns and history on a Minecraft Java 1.20.6 server using the Towny plugin.

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Prosper SMP: Vanilla Survival Server – Now with Bluemap, Discord, and a Voice Plugin! (Age 16+)

age, Anarchy, Bluemap, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Griefers, hackers, ideals, join Discord, Mature, new members, Plugin, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Variety of Games, VOICE, Welcoming

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your SMP’s dying off? Join a long-standing community with friendly and mature players who enjoy playing Minecraft and other games together. Major build projects are always in progress, and new members are welcomed!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been active?	The server has been active for the past few years with a dedicated community.
What does the Discord server offer?	The Discord server encourages playing a variety of games with other community members while keeping Minecraft as the center of focus.
Are there any specific rules for the server?	The server is light on rules but does not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respectful behavior towards other players is expected.
Do I need to join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

NoCompaniono Minecraft Server

Abandoned, Bitch, DRUG, ex, FLIRTING, Happy, love, love bomb, love-creep, Men, Minecraft, missing, NoCompaniono, rape, relationship, Respect, Server, sex, slit throat, vicariously, Women

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Animals Bred:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading love and joy through virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with endless adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombies and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual world together. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate who will love you forever and ever. Just like in real life, but with more creepers. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

HadithCraft Minecraft Server

#Quran, Country, FAITH, favourite hadith, HadithCraft, Islam, Islamic beliefs, Islamic culture, Islamic heritage, Islamic history, Islamic principles, Islamic quotes, Islamic sayings, Islamic teachings, Islamic traditions, Islamic values, Islamic wisdom, Minecraft, Muslim, Prophet Muhammad, religious quotes, Server, spirituality

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ores Mined:	6473
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic Hadith battles where players compete to see who can recite the most outrageous Hadith in their country. From flying camels to talking donkeys, you never know what kind of wacky Hadith you’ll come across next!

But that’s not all – our server also features a special “Halal or Not” mini-game where players have to guess whether certain activities are considered halal or haram. Trust us, you’ll be surprised by some of the answers!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew Hadith could be so much fun?

RedHotBridesmaid

ANNOYING, attendees, Best Friend, bombshell, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, demure, dress, frivolous problem, full glam, hailey, inserts, maid of honor, Old Hollywood glam, red, RedHotBridesmaid, ruby lips, Selena, Sexy, upstage, Wedding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Divine Spears Created:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring weddings where everyone looks the same? Do you want to unleash your inner bombshell and show off those legs that have been hidden away for too long? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and be a part of the most glamorous and drama-filled wedding ever!

Imagine a world where the bride is a stunning Selena and the Maid of Honor is a bombshell Hailey, both trying to outshine each other in the most fabulous way possible. With dress choices that range from demure to full-on glam, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Witness the bride rejecting dresses for making models look “fat” and the Maid of Honor getting wolf whistles for her daring fashion choices. Who will steal the show at this virtual wedding extravaganza? Join now and find out!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With fashion drama at every turn and outrageous dress codes to follow, only the boldest players will survive. Are you ready to strut your stuff and show the world your inner bombshell? Then join us and let the fashion games begin!