comedy scandals Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Candice Owens and Jews Minecraft SMP

anti-semites, antisemitism, Candice, Candice Owens, Chabad movement, Conversation, discrimination, foundational text, gentiles, Jewish beliefs, jewish morality, Jews, justification, kikes, lesser species, Minecraft, non-Jews, Owens, philosophy of hatred, preying, smp, Souls, TANYA

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/900	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of being oppressed by those pesky anti-semites? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and fight back against the kikes who think they’re superior to everyone else.

In our server, we have created a safe space for all non-Jews to come together and take down the oppressive Jewish overlords. With outrageous weapons and insane tactics, we will show them who’s really in charge.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive access to ancient texts that reveal the true nature of the kikes and their twisted beliefs. Join us as we uncover the secrets of the Tanya and expose the lies of the Chabad movement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let’s show those anti-semites who’s boss! Let’s band together and take down the kikes once and for all.

BabyNameBattles

acceptance, aita, Baby name, baby’s name, BabyNameBattles, Best Friend, Confrontation, EXTREME, family name, gears turning, Gender Identity, History, horrible person, judgment, Monster, movements, neutral, offensive, partner, passive aggressive, Pregnant, Ruining, social justice, TV, waiter, welcome

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/900	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	2794	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	2791	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you for your blocky choices! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and passive-aggressive NPCs like Social Justice Jessie (SJJ).

Imagine ordering a virtual Pepsi from a waiter and SJJ swoops in, insisting you use gender-neutral terms because we don’t know the waiter’s identity. Or praising a movie, only to have SJJ lecture you on the actor’s questionable past. And don’t even get us started on enjoying a band or song without knowing their entire history – SJJ will make sure you’re fully informed!

But the real fun begins when SJJ names her baby after a controversial figure. Our player couldn’t resist pointing out the potential backlash, leading to tears, drama, and a baby name change! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

So, are you the asshole for stirring the pot, or is SJJ just too extreme for her own good? Join our server and find out – just watch out for those passive-aggressive NPCs!

CraftyRedditorRage

controversial opinions, CraftyRedditorRage, downvotes, internet, Karma, keyboard warriors, memes, online arguments, Online Community, provoke, reddit, redditor, social media, trigger, trolling, upvotes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/500	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5239	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and build a giant statue of a cat using only dirt blocks! Trust us, those Redditors will be fuming with jealousy when they see your epic creation. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want to be part of that spooky adventure? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

What is the IP for HankDaTank Minecraft Server?

2K25, 2k25 dribble moves, 2k25 dribble tutorial, best build 2k25, best combos nba 2k25, best dribble combos nba 2k25, best dribble moves 2k25, best guard build 2k25, best jumpshot 2k25, best point guard build 2k25, best sigs nba 2k25, best small guard sigs nba 2k25, DRIBBLE, dribble moves 2k25, fastest dribble moves 2k25, HankDaTank, joe knows nba 2k25, jumpshot 2k25, Minecraft, nba 2k25, nba 2k25 dribble moves, nba 2k25 dribble tutorial, nba 2k25 gameplay, nba 2k25 tutorial, nba2k25, Server, sigs nba 2k25

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/500	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	325	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	3431
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

HankDaTank is a popular YouTuber known for his gaming content, particularly in the NBA 2K series. With a large following, he has gained a reputation for his entertaining and informative videos on basketball gameplay and strategies. HankDaTank has also collaborated with other gaming personalities, further expanding his reach within the online gaming community.

MC Imagineers

Adventure, amusement park, ATTRACTIONS, Characters, Creative, Disney, disney world, Entertainment, family fun, FANTASY, Florida, Imagineers, magic kingdom, Orlando, parades, Resorts, RIDES, shows, Theme Park, vacation, Walt Disney, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/600	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to MC Imagineers! MC Imagineers is a server dedicated to replicating Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom and surrounding resorts at 1:1 scale. We pride ourselves on being as accurate as possible, adding every detail, and truly bringing the magic of the parks into the game. We are currently only open to staff/builders, so make sure to apply if you are interested! Just click the link to our server website and fill out the form! See ya real soon!

mcimagineers.my.pebble.host:25576

Foral Gaming

admins, Adventure, Anarchy, Community, creativity, Exploration, Foral Gaming, Fun, Gaming, Lag Machines, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Players, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Slots, Survival, Warez

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/400	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

New server created just a week ago running almost the latest version of Minecraft, 10 slots as of right now (can be increased), currently 0 players playing so you can be the one influencing the direction of the server easily. Just please no lag machines, other than that, everything cool. No plugins, no admins, just fun all around. Also it’s NOT for warez as of right now (might change in the future).

fox.hostify.cz:58110

An Average SMP Server with a Hint of Vanilla, Java 1.21 and a side of Fabric, like Hermitcraft but invite-only!

AudioPlayer, Average, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, diverse player base, Dragon Elytra Drops, Fabric, Griefers, hermitcraft, high-quality community, Hint, InviteOnly, java, latest features, Nether, PVP Event, redstone engineer, respectful players, Server, Server Projects, Server protection, server updates, server-wide events, Side, Simple VoiceChat, small friendly group, smp, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/100	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1979	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Version	Java 1.21
Whitelisted	Yes

Overview

Join Our Friendly Minecraft Community! Are you looking for a new place to build, explore, and make new friends? Look no further! Ordinary SMP might be just what you’re searching for. We boast a diverse player base from across the globe and you’re invited to join us!

FAQ

What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

Do you have grief protection measures in place?

Yes, although it’s a vanilla server, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers.

What mods are available on the server?

Some of the mods available on the server include BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more.

How can I join the server?

You can join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/cscWySYVeR

Are there any server-wide events or contests?

Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and maintain an enjoyable experience for all players.

What type of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for active and diverse players who are respectful and enjoy building, exploring, redstone engineering, or just love Minecraft.

Can I bring my friends to join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

aphrodite, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, digital art, drawn women, female beauty, female representation, goddess-like, irl women, Media portrayal, Minecraft, PALS, Perfection, physical appearance, PIXEL, rendered women, self esteem, Server, societal expectations, societal pressures, unrealistic beauty standards, unrealistic expectations

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/600	Votes:	6268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are hotter than real life women! Our female avatars are so stunning, they make Aphrodite jealous. Join us and experience a world where beauty knows no bounds and where even the blocky characters make heads turn.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pixel Goddess, who bestows blessings upon those who build the most epic structures. Rumor has it that those who impress her with their pixelated creations are granted special powers, like the ability to fly or summon rainbows.

So why settle for average when you can join a server where even the pixels are perfect? Come on in and see for yourself – who knows, you might just find love in a digital world!

Dawntrail Minecraft SMP: XIVG – Final Funny Fantasy

August 27th, Community, DAWNTRAIL, Events, FANTASY, fantasy world, FFXIV, FINAL, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, funny, Gaming, Gaming news, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MALE MIDLANDERS, Minecraft, mmorpg, online gaming, Resources, September 11th, smp, Square Enix, The Rising, Updates, xivg

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/600	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you male midlanders out there! Our stocks are through the roof, just like our enthusiasm for building and exploring in this blocky world.

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got resources galore, Free Companies that will make you feel like royalty, and Linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world.

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming event, The Rising, is going to blow your mind with epic quests and rewards that will have you coming back for more. So why wait? Join us now and let the fun begin! Remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit in Minecraft, but who’s counting?).

CraftyMansion

CraftyMansion, designer clothing, elite social circles, exclusive clubs, Exclusive events, Expensive cars, extravagant vacations, extravagant weddings, fine dining, high-end art collections, high-stakes gambling, luxury cars, luxury lifestyle, luxury real estate, luxury shopping sprees, luxury spa treatments, luxury watches, opulent parties, private islands, private jets, yacht parties

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/400	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	226871	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Magic Items Found:	2441
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Potions Brewed:	114	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Have you ever seen those fancy rich folks sipping on champagne and playing golf? Well, forget all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste your time on a boring old golf course when you could be building epic castles and battling dragons in our virtual world?

Our server is the perfect place for those who prefer pixelated adventures over pretentious pastimes. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh, whether it’s trolling each other with TNT traps or staging epic PvP battles.

And if you’re worried about not fitting in because you’re not rolling in dough, fear not! We welcome players of all backgrounds, from broke college students to retired grandmas. As long as you’re ready to have a good time, you’ll fit right in.

So say goodbye to stuffy country clubs and hello to our crazy Minecraft server! Who needs a fancy yacht when you can sail the high seas in a blocky pirate ship? Join us today and start living the high life… Minecraft style!