New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • UnfunnyComicHater69

    UnfunnyComicHater69
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 4879
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Alien Abductions: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Farms Harvested: 122 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Zombie Dances: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a llama farm? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your wacky adventures!

    Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be laughing your blocky butt off with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Aligned

    Aligned
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 7703
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Ores Mined: 2672 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Basicly this is a survival server with a twist, every kill you get a random positive/remove a negative potion effect and every death you get a random negative or you loose on of your positive

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LunarSphere: Where medieval wizards build rockets and rainbows, all in one funky fantasy world!

    LunarSphere: Where medieval wizards build rockets and rainbows, all in one funky fantasy world!
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 1560
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Towns Built: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 528 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Audius Official Partner Minecraft Server
    IP Address audius.party
    Version Java 1.20.4
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    Server Summary:

    For anybody who likes to explore and discover new features, meet new friends on social events organized by Audius. Gameplay includes becoming elemental, casting magic, leveling up, progressing, unlocking new things, building machinery, learning gadgets, traveling to space, and more. GUI-based land claiming, the ability to create anything within Lunar Spheres, and a focus on music creation are just some of the many features available. The server has been in development for over 3 years and is currently seeking volunteers for staff applications.

    • Non-toxic community
    • EU/US server locations
    • EULA compliant
    • LGBTQ+ and system-friendly

    FAQs:

    Q: How long has the server been in development?

    A: The server has been in development for over 3 years.

    Q: What kind of community can I expect on the server?

    A: The server prides itself on being non-toxic and LGBTQ+ and system-friendly.

    Q: Is the server compliant with the End User License Agreement (EULA)?

    A: Yes, the server is EULA compliant.

    Q: Are there opportunities to volunteer for server staff?

    A: Yes, staff applications are open and the server is seeking volunteers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RevTech Minecraft Server

    RevTech Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 102
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Emeralds Found: 8333
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Dragon Eggs Found: 2962
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Farms Harvested: 250

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing white is the snow biome? Look no further, because on our server, we have all the most revolutionary technology invented by white people! Hop on a car and race through our custom-built cities, ride a train to explore our vast landscapes, or even hop on a rocket and blast off into space!

    But that’s not all – we also have computers and artificial intelligence that will blow your mind! Our AI NPCs will keep you entertained with their witty banter and advanced decision-making skills. Plus, our community of players is as diverse as the colors of the rainbow, so you’ll never feel left out.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wonders of white people’s technological innovations in a whole new way! Who knew Minecraft could be so mind-blowing?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyIdolMinecraft Server

    CraftyIdolMinecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 9332
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Our server is like the iDOLM@STER of the Minecraft world – full of drama, events, and crazy adventures!

    Join us for some epic Gacha dates where you can win rare items and characters that will make your friends green with envy. And don’t miss out on our character birthdays – we throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – we have insane events like the MILLION MOVEMENT OF STARDOM ROAD 01 Idol Stairway CD, where you can climb your way to the top of the leaderboard and become the ultimate idol of the server.

    So come join us on this crazy journey through the world of Minecraft, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination! Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask Ema’s birthday in 2024, she’ll tell you it’s the best decision you’ll ever make!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BroMoneyMinecraftServer

    BroMoneyMinecraftServer
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 8438
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4730 Gods Slained: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Magic Items Found: 5000
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family loans and financial irresponsibility? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and no requests for $5000 loans from irresponsible family members. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without the stress of unpaid debts hanging over your head.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who find this treasure will have good luck in-game forever!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who pet its sparkly mane. Want to fly like a dragon? Wish granted! Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Consider it done!

    So come join us on our server, where the only debts you’ll have to worry about are the ones you owe to the Ender Dragon. Leave your real-life financial dramas behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. See you there!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StepMumVsGrannyMC

    StepMumVsGrannyMC
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 5096
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Crops Grown: 7538
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and no step-grandmothers to ruin your day.

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content without any rude family members telling you what to do. Plus, we have a strict “no know-it-all” policy, so you can share your opinions without being shut down by anyone claiming to have more life experience than you.

    Join us now and leave behind the drama of your family home. Build your dream world and show off your skills without any judgment from step-grandmothers or lazy stepbrothers. Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft18KicksSurvive

    Minecraft18KicksSurvive
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 3190
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a broke adult? Join our Minecraft server and learn the secret to financial success at a young age! Our virtual economy is booming, with diamonds raining from the sky and emeralds growing on trees. You’ll never have to worry about money again! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of gold blocks waiting to be found. So why struggle in the real world when you can thrive in our virtual paradise? Join now and start living your best (and richest) life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyBoliMC Server

    CraftyBoliMC Server
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 281
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Enchantments Applied: 252
    Runes Activated: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got a president from bolivia who’s warning bout some crazy military stuff happenin in da capital like wut even is dis madness??? join us and u can be part of da epic adventure to stop dis coup and save da day like a minecraft superhero or somethin!!! plus we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not lol #SaveTheCapital #JoinTheFight #MinecraftSuperhero

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  • GriefCraft: Rise of the Blocky Watchdog

    GriefCraft: Rise of the Blocky Watchdog
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 936
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 126
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got more explosions den a creeper on steroids, ya know? we got so much action dat even the zombies be like “whoa, dis place is lit!” plus, we got more loot den a pirate’s treasure chest, matey!

    And get dis, our server is so wild dat even the villagers be throwin’ parties every night, ain’t no sleepin’ in dis town! we even got Ender Dragons doin’ backflips and creepers breakdancing like it’s da 80s.

    So if you wanna have a blast like a TNT cannon or go on adventures crazier den a pig riding a chicken, den dis server is da place for ya! come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together, one explosion at a time! BOOM! 🧨🔥💥

    New Minecraft Server
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