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UnfunnyComicHater69

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Love Letters Sent:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a llama farm? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be laughing your blocky butt off with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BridgeBlocker Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the pedestrian bridges are a battleground for epic showdowns! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with crazy cyclists, angry skateboarders, and rebellious scooter riders.

Challenge yourself to dodge bikes, swerve past skateboarders, and outmaneuver scooter riders as you make your way across our pedestrian bridges. Will you be able to hold your ground and stand your virtual ground against these daring daredevils?

But beware, for the bridges are not the only place where chaos reigns. With unexpected encounters at every turn, you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter next. So strap in, grab your virtual dogs, and get ready for a wild adventure like no other.

Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a pedestrian, you’re a Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. See you on the bridge, jackasses!

PreggoCraft: More Info Plz!

APPOINTMENTS, baby, birthing classes, Communication, emotions, EXPECTING, feelings, health, husband, Info, involvement, kicks, Medical, ob, plz, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, relationship, RIGHTS, scans, superstition, Wife

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as your wife’s pregnancy? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s going on, just like this guy who can’t get any info about his own baby!

We promise a unique and exciting experience where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like this guy who can’t even feel his own baby kicking without permission!

So come join us and embrace the unknown, because who needs information when you can have a good time exploring the mysteries of Minecraft instead? Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of why this guy’s wife is keeping him in the dark about their baby!

FreeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	6873	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of paying for apps that promise to entertain you but end up being a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate freebie that will blow your mind!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs through the sky, battle evil chickens with diamond swords, and even build a skyscraper made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And did we mention that our server is powered by magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous fun you’ve ever had in a blocky world! And the best part? It’s all for FREE!

CraftyCashGrab

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality shopping experience! Forget wasting money on useless gadgets and gizmos in the real world, come to our server and spend your hard-earned diamonds on virtual items that actually matter! Need a new sword to slay dragons? We got it. Want a fancy hat to impress your friends? We got that too. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual currency is worth more than real money in some alternate universe. So why waste your money on things that don’t matter when you can spend it on things that really count in the world of Minecraft? Join now and start shopping till you drop (into a pit of lava, probably).

CellBlockCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5187
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Mines Excavated:	3116

ScreenCrafters

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

haha u ever had a day where u didnt see a screen? me neither! come join our minecraft server where u can escape the screen by staring at a virtual screen instead! it’s like screen-ception, but with blocks and stuff.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!

UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.

our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.

join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Votes:	2547	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Emeralds Found:	326
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.