EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Playground

AI analysis, behavioral patterns, communication skills, digital footprint, EgoCraft, emotional intelligence, genuine smile, high-profile influencers, LinkedIn profiles, narcissistic traits, NARCISSISTS, online behavior, online presence, personality assessment, personality disorders, personality traits, Playground, professional networking, psychological analysis, public speaking, self-promotion, social media behavior, Social Skills

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Farms Harvested:	229	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where all da cool kids hang out? Well, lemme tell ya, our server is like a magnet for all dem narcissists out there! We did some fancy AI analysis and found out dat narcissists love following high-profile peeps, don’t smile in their pics, and think they’re da bomb at public speaking. So if you think you’re da hottest thing since sliced bread, come join us and show off your mad skills at building epic structures and slaying dem creepers! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be surrounded by a bunch of self-absorbed players who think they’re da best thing since diamonds? So come on over and join da fun, cuz we’re da place to be for all dem narcissistic Minecrafters out there!

Classic and Unique

Anarchy, classic, Development, KitPvP, Minigames, older era, Parkour, player interaction, Skyblocks, smp, socialization, Unique

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Items Found:	8359	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of all the SMPs, SkyBlocks, and Anarchy servers? Want a server where real people will actually talk to and interact with you? Classic and Unique seeks foster that experience of player to player socialization. We’re currently in our early development phase, but if you see 1-2 people online, please don’t hesitate to stop by and say hello. This server can be anything in the future, but our goal is to develop a system that encourages socialization unique minigames reminiscent of an older era of Minecraft. Currently, we have kitpvp and parkour.

172.235.37.214

SimplyCity – Where you spend more time claiming land than actually playing Minecraft

Chestshop, Claiming, community-driven, discord server, Friendly staff, Grief Protection, Griefprevention, Java 1.21, Land, Mature Community, Minecraft, no home, no-tp, Pay2Win, Player Run Economy, Playing, pre-generated worlds, PvP enabled, Ranks, sell subclaims, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, SimplyCity, spend, Time, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2757
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Void Gems Collected:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

SimplyCity Minecraft Server

Server IP: 46.4.224.103:25776

SimplyCity is a semi-vanilla survival server that focuses on building an economy around player shops. Build your shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players. You can buy cosmetic ranks (e.g. /sit, /hat) and claim blocks from the store to support the server.

Some Features:

✅ Java Version	1.21
🍦 Semi-Vanilla Survival
🔐 Land Claiming	Griefprevention plugin
📦 Player Shops	Chestshop plugin
🏘️ Create Your Town!	Sell subclaims to players
🚂 No /tp and /home	Only /spawn
🗺️ Dynmap	No End map to avoid overlooting
🌐 Pre-Generated Worlds	To avoid lag
💬 Discord Server
🥇 Ranks	No pay2win

FAQ

Q: Can I build my own shop?

A: Yes, you can build your own shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players.

Q: Are there any teleportation commands?

A: The server only allows /spawn command for teleportation. There is no /tp or /home commands.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, the server has a Discord server where players can chat and connect with each other.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features?

A: The server offers cosmetic ranks that can be purchased to support the server, but there are no pay-to-win features.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

addiction, blockbusters, coping mechanisms, depression, excessive masturbation, goonmaxxing, Loneliness, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care routine, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

WideFaceWonders Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, Chad, cultural perceptions, facial aesthetics, facial features, facial masculinity, facial structure, facial symmetry, facial width, genetics, masculine, Masculinity, Minecraft, moonfaced, physical appearance, plumber, slavic, smp, Stereotypes, wide faces, WideFaceWonders

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of looking like a moonfaced Slavic plumber in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be if you want to be a Minecraft Chad! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into a pixelated Adonis with abs of steel and a jawline that could cut through obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond sword. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too can learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and ride into battle on the back of your very own Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? These creepers have been trained in the ancient art of exploding on command, so you can rest easy knowing that your base is safe from harm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world!

CraftyLifeChanger

Adversity, bad experience, CraftyLifeChanger, emotional growth, finding silver linings, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, learning from mistakes, life changing, life lessons, moving forward, overcoming adversity, personal development, personal growth, positive outcome, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, strength through struggle, transformative experience

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2743	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Have you ever been griefed so hard on a Minecraft server that you questioned the meaning of life itself? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Griefer Rehabilitation Program” where we turn griefers into productive members of society. Join us and witness the miraculous transformation of griefers into master builders and redstone wizards!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Dragon” – a mythical creature that roams the land, guarding the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon will be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. Are you brave enough to take on this epic challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground disco club and learn their funky moves to impress your friends on the surface.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just come out of it a changed person – for the better, of course!

Accidental ClickCraft

Accidental, accidental clicks, ad campaigns, ad clicks, ad impressions, click-through rates, ClickCraft, data analysis, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, marketing metrics, mobile ads, mobile advertising, mobile browsing, mobile devices, mobile traffic, mobile users, online advertising, performance measurement, statistics, user experience

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Star Shards Collected:	71	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

yo, dis server be like a minecwaft dream come twue, bro. like, u eva accidentally click on a mobile ad? well, dis server be like dat, but in a good way! u gonna accidentally click yo way into da best minecwaft adventure of yo life, fam.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like one time a player built a giant chicken that laid diamonds instead of eggs. like, what even is dat, right? but it happened, man.

anudda time, we had a player who accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs dat rained down bacon on everyone. it was a delicious disaster, i tell ya.

so, if u wanna join a server where da unexpected is da norm and where u might accidentally click yo way into a wacky minecwaft experience, den dis be da place for u, my dude. come join us and let’s get weird together!

SugarRushCraft

aging, biological age, cellular health, cellular level, dietary habits, epigenetic age, findings, health, healthy diet, less sugar, Midlife, MINERALS, nutrition, research, scientific study, study, sugar consumption, sugar intake, SugarRushCraft, VITAMINS, Women

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Animals Bred:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

join our epic minecraft server where eating virtual cake actually makes you younger in the game! forget about aging in real life, on our server you can reverse the clock by munching on some healthy pixelated food.

we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.

so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?

MihosCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Customenchants, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Events, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Spigot, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Dimension Hops:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

MihosCraft Towny Server Different New Features Real World Map Vehicles Special Sets Airplanes Weapons Discord Account Matching And Many More Different Features

160.20.108.140

Vampires R Us Minecraft Server

AHH, bloodsuckers, catbox, creatures of the night, Dark, Fangs, fear, File, fuck, Horror, Minecraft, night, Scary, scream, Server, spooky, Supernatural, Terror, Undead, Vampires, Video, webm

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Divine Spears Created:	29
Potions Brewed:	73	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural creatures that will keep you on your toes.

Our server is so intense that even the mobs are scared to spawn here! We have epic battles between players and monsters that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on the vampire drama – it’s like a soap opera, but with blood-sucking fiends!

So, why join our server? Because where else can you witness a vampire trying to ride a pig while being chased by a werewolf? Or watch a creeper explode in fear when it sees our players coming at it with diamond swords?

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the chaos!

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