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  • Why they choose a comedy director and writers to work on Halloween Minecraft SMP

    Why they choose a comedy director and writers to work on Halloween Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 3690
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Emeralds Found: 5110 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why did we choose a comedy director and writers to work on our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, our server was plagued by a curse that caused all the mobs to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Creepers were doing the cha-cha, skeletons were doing the macarena, and zombies were attempting the moonwalk. It was absolute madness! But instead of cowering in fear, our comedy director stepped up and turned the whole situation into a sidesplitting comedy show. Now, every time you encounter a mob, you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about running away.

    As for The Exorcist, well, let’s just say that our server has a haunted mansion that is home to a mischievous ghost named Gary. Gary loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players, like rearranging their chests or making all the cows in the area start breakdancing. But don’t worry, our comedy writers have turned Gary’s haunting antics into a comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes with outrageous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, then come join us! Just be prepared to dance with creepers and dodge flying cows. It’s all in good fun, after all!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMineLaughs

    CraftyMineLaughs
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 3030
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

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    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while trying to build the ultimate diamond castle! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve narrowly escaped being spit on by a llama while frantically placing blocks to protect yourself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own society complete with llama jousting tournaments and potato sack races. You’ll never know true excitement until you witness a llama riding a pig in a high-stakes race to the finish line.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with llamas, diamonds, and epic adventures that you’ll never forget!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FamilyCraft: KeatonBanksUnited

    FamilyCraft: KeatonBanksUnited
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 9984
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 194 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Farms Harvested: 568 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10

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    come join our minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest sitcom crossover fantasies!! ever wondered what would happen if the keatons from family ties met the banks from fresh prince?? well now u can find out on our server!! build ur own mansion like the banks or a cozy suburban home like the keatons.

    we have a special event where ur character can time travel and meet all ur favorite tv families!! imagine having a barbecue with the tanners from full house or going on a road trip with the bundys from married with children.

    join now for a chance to win a virtual dance-off with ur favorite 90s sitcom stars!! don’t miss out on the fun, come join us today!!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Bitch Minecraft Server

    Crafty Bitch Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 8682
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Emeralds Found: 1362
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 306
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 249

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our server, where we welcome all stroke-faking bitches with open arms! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLoveRejects

    CraftyLoveRejects
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 1889
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Runes Activated: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 398
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old proposals? Do you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fake wedding proposal? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like the OP in this story, you’ll be swept off your feet by surprises at every turn. From fake proposals to unexpected plot twists, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find yourself saying yes to a virtual marriage proposal before you know it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 7512
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Ores Mined: 2026

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    The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babe Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 1908
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 224
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Players Killed by Monsters: 2002
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

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    Tired of Asian girls constantly hitting on you in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where Asian girls will leave you alone and go play with the tall, ripped white guys instead. They’ll be too busy chowing down on hamburgers, hot dogs, and pizza to bother you while you build your epic creations. Say goodbye to unwanted attention and hello to a server where you can game in peace!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TomorrowCraft Minecraft Server

    TomorrowCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 8672
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 155
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Crops Grown: 8985 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, participate in epic llama races across lava lakes, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted chickens for their valuable loot!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in the game. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Creeper Spa” where you can relax and unwind while being pampered by explosive green creatures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TurkeyCraft: No +1s Allowed

    TurkeyCraft: No +1s Allowed
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 5444
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4359
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

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    Are you tired of boring Thanksgiving dinners with just your immediate family? Well, come join our Minecraft server where anything goes, including bringing your sister’s new girlfriend, Sadie, to meet the family!

    We have a unique dynamic that will keep you on your toes, just like Tiffany’s relationship with Paul and Sadie. Who needs traditional values when you can have a polyamorous love triangle at the dinner table?

    Don’t worry about conservative family members judging you, because on our server, we embrace all types of love. Just like how Tiffany dismissed her brother’s concerns, we dismiss any negativity and focus on the love.

    So come join us for a Thanksgiving feast like no other, where drama and love collide in the most unexpected ways. Who knows, you might even find your own Sadie to spice up your virtual life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crumpton SMP: We modded it so hard even the creepers are questioning their existence

    Crumpton SMP: We modded it so hard even the creepers are questioning their existence
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 2856
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Star Shards Collected: 73

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    Server Name Crumpton SMP
    Server Type Modded Survival
    Server Community Active and Thriving
    Modpack Create-based with custom additions
    Minecraft Version Java

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I join the server?

    To join the Crumpton SMP server, you can click on the Discord link provided above. People are rarely denied access, so feel free to join and become a part of our community.

    What is the Create Mod?

    The Create Mod is a major part of our modpack. It adds various features related to redstone, farming, cooking, building, weather, transportation, economy, fishing, mining, exploring, and more.

    What makes Crumpton SMP unique?

    Our server offers a custom modpack with exciting additions that provide a new take on the SMP format. We aim to create a lively and active community for content creation and casual play.

    Is the server only for experienced modded Minecraft players?

    No, the server welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you are new to modded Minecraft or an experienced player, you can join and contribute to our growing community.

    Can I play on the server if I use a different Minecraft version?

    The Crumpton SMP server is specifically for the Java version of Minecraft. Make sure you have the Java edition to join and participate in the modded survival gameplay.

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