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Blocky Sakamoto Adventures

action, Adventures, animation production, assassins, blocky, character design, comedy, Comedy Duo, crime, Director, Hitman, January 2025, japanese animation, Manga adaptation, Martial Arts, Masaki Watanabe, New Release, sakamoto, SAKAMOTO DAYS ANIME, Series Composition, Taku Kishimoto, Thriller, TMS Entertainment, upcoming anime, You Moriyama

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our director Masaki Watanabe once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick! True story, bro.

2. Series composition by Taku Kishimoto, who once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the Nether and back. It was lit, literally.

3. Character design by You Moriyama, who can make a creeper look like a cute little kitten. Don’t worry, it still explodes.

4. Animation production by TMS Entertainment, who once had a zombie apocalypse event where players had to fend off hordes of the undead while building a giant statue of Steve. It was chaos, but so much fun!

Scheduled for January 2025, this server is gonna blow your mind (and your blocks)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin! 🤪🎮🔥

CupidMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Beta Daily Keyalls Events Giveaways Free to Play Ranks FlyTime PVP Redstone Economy Vanilla Skyblock Creative Minigames Roleplay Modded Factions Skywars Pixelmon Prison, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
New Chunks Explored:	334555	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

CupidMC is a Survival Server that is currently in Beta! We offer so many cool things such as Daily Keyalls, Events, Giveaways, Free To Play Ranks, Giveaways, FlyTime, and Much more to come soon!

play.cupidmc.net:20062

PublicEvo Minecraft server

banner, May 14 2023, Minecraft, No Donations, no privates, no wipe, Old Days, ONLINE, pleasant time, PublicEvo, rules, Server, server description, Vanilla Gameplay, version 1.5.2, welcome

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	11

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Welcome! This server is dedicated to version 1.5.2, to remember the old days. The server strives to convey vanilla gameplay. There are no privates, but this does not mean that you can break the rules. Also, there are no donations. There will never be a wipe. The server has been operating since May 14, 2023. We wish you a pleasant time on our server!

45.151.91.10:25448

Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server

achievement, album, Artistic, bullshit, creativity, Dave Mustaine, dave’s, Development, Evolution, growth, inspiration, Journey, megadeth, metal, Minecraft, Music, process, Progression, Rock Music, Server, success, talent, transformation, Writing

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	747707
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world like Dave Mustaine did with “So Far, So Good…So What”? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being a noob to a master builder like Dave Mustaine did with “Rust in Peace”!

Join us and witness the epic transformation as you build your way to greatness. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be rocking out with your diamond pickaxe like a true Minecraft rockstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!

Snoy’s Existential Crisis Minecraft SMP

conscience, Crisis, Ethics, Existential, Guilt, Minecraft, moral dilemma, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-deception, Self-examination, self-identity, self-image, self-justification, self-perception, smp, snoys

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total chaos zone! We have players who build giant toilets instead of houses, and others who ride pigs into battle like knights of the round table.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of sneaky players who only communicate in pig Latin. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles written in emojis.

So if you’re ready to throw all sense of normalcy out the window and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “how can snoys live with themselves?”

BdayVacayMC Server

aita, ANNOYED, appreciation, Attention, BdayVacayMC, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, European city, holiday, instagram, partner, private life, relationship, Resentment, Server, sharing, social media, Special, trivial, validation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	6626	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value sharing and teamwork…unlike this guy’s girlfriend who refused to share her European vacation with him! 🙄

Join our server for a chance to actually be featured and appreciated, unlike this poor soul who didn’t even make it onto his partner’s Instagram feed. We promise to showcase your builds, adventures, and victories for the whole world to see!

Don’t be like this guy, feeling left out and unappreciated. Join our server and bask in the glory of being recognized and celebrated for all your hard work. Who needs a partner who won’t even share a vacation when you can have a whole community cheering you on in Minecraft? 😂

So come on over and join us for a truly sharing and caring experience. Plus, we promise not to dismiss you like this guy’s girlfriend did to him. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! 🌟

NoStrangersInMyHouseMC

age, Agreement, Boundaries, comfort, community groups, discussions, feeling safe, Friends, home, Hotel, husband, men’s improvement groups, NoStrangersInMyHouseMC, overnight stay, personal space, Safety, senior citizens, strangers, strangers in home, Trust, Vetted

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like home? Look no further! Our server is like a community group for gamers, where strangers can come stay overnight in your virtual home!

Join our server and experience the thrill of inviting total strangers to your Minecraft house, just like in real life! Forget about safety concerns, because who needs background checks when you can have a fun and chaotic time with random players?

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your hospitality skills and make new friends (or enemies) in the Minecraft world. Join now and see if you’re the ultimate host in our virtual community!

CraftyMind SMP

coping strategies, CraftyMind, daily routine, emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mental health tips, mental resilience, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positivity, Relaxation, self love, self-care, self-care practices, smp, stress relief, Therapy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a therapy session on steroids! Join us for insane challenges like building a house with your eyes closed or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing anecdote, amusing remark, anecdote, Chuckle, Comical, Conversation, CraftyLaughsMC, eavesdropping, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humor in public, JOKE, Laughter, Overheard, Public, silly, Witty

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and ridiculousness, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Love Me Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, Caring, Commitment, Connection, devotion, emotion, feelings, Imagine, long term relationship, love, loved, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, Someone, soulmate, Support

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Potions Brewed:	123	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP

Altruism, community support, ENTITLEMENT, government assistance, Healthcare, Individualism, leftism, Minecraft, moral obligation, personal accountability, public services, Refugees, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, self-centeredness, self-interest, Selfishness, smp, social welfare, societal obligations, taxpayer burden

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!