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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a llama farm? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be laughing your blocky butt off with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Elyria Online

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2255
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

elyria.online

Build the Vote

Creative

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

mc.buildthevote.com

SoftSlayer

PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Star Shards Collected:	278	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mines Excavated:	1087
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

IP: softslayer.com

softslayer.com

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

evagens.minehut.gg

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

mc.houseofgamers.xyz

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Animals Bred:	148
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

minemu.net

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

join.pixgrove.org

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

hisparquia.org

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Farms Harvested:	429	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4048	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

play.ghoulcraft.com

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1450
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

play.casualmc.net