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Comedy Classics

  • Endless Laughter Minecraft SMP

    Endless Laughter Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ at home, but then BOOM! You hop on this Minecraft SMP, and it’s like entering a world where everything is banana peels and spaghetti monsters. First off, if you join, you’re bound to encounter a magical cow that speaks fluent Spanish and will not stop quoting the entire Shrek movie while trying to sell you overpriced tacos. Like, what even?

    And don’t get me started on the duck army! Yeah, you heard that right—there’s a whole faction of quacking warriors who challenge you to a battle of wits and random trivia about tacos. You think you know what a taco is? Nah, fam, these ducks redefine the entire taco universe, like blending it with an epic rap battle or something!

    Oh and get this: every Tuesday is “Backwards Day.” So you gotta walk backwards, talk like a toddler, and build your house upside down. If you don’t, you’ll get cursed by the Great Potato, who once defeated a dragon with nothing but a spud and some sweet dance moves. Rumor has it, if you summon him, he might just bless you with infinite baked potatoes, which is totally the best superpower ever.

    Listen, if you ever wanted to fight a wither while balancing a stack of pancakes on your head, this is the place! There’s a quest called the “Pancake Trials” where you literally bop around the map flipping flapjacks at enemies while trying not to fall into the Slime Swamps of Sadness. Yeah, it’s messy, but that’s what makes it epic!

    Also, there’s a lore that says if you mine exactly 17 blocks of obsidian while singing ‘Let It Go’ at the top of your lungs, you’ll uncover a hidden dimension full of enchanted llamas that give you free hugs AND diamonds. What’s better than that? Nothing!

    In this server, the creepers have a secret dance-off competition every Friday night. If you win, you become the Creeper King and get to wear a crown made of TNT. Just a casual Tuesday, right?

    So basically, if you’re not joining this chaotic blend of spaghetti and Minecraft madness, what are you even doing with your life? Come for the bread, stay for the absolute nonsense! It’s the Best Worst Decision Ever™.

    Join now or like, forever live in regret!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBusterLaughs

    BlockBusterLaughs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a comedian in disguise! Join us for non-stop laughter and hilarious antics as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From epic prank wars to spontaneous dance parties, this server is guaranteed to have you in stitches 24/7. So come on, join the funniest Minecraft server in the universe and let the laughter never end!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AdoptedBlockParty

    AdoptedBlockParty

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adoption story on steroids!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like when this couple thought they were adopting one child but ended up with a pair of siblings! Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in our virtual world?

    And just like this couple, we don’t back down on our rules. We don’t let anyone coddle you with easy gameplay or hand-holding. You’ll have to adjust and adapt just like those poor kids who had to adjust to their new family. But hey, at least you won’t have pushy family members trying to visit you during your first month on the server!

    So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a truly unique Minecraft experience, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with more than you bargained for, just like this couple did!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • InsomniacCraft

    InsomniacCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got beds dat make u fall asleep INSTANTLY like a sloth on a sugar rush. no more waiting around for ur character to get some shut eye, just plop on dat bed and BAM u out like a light. plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u dream of building giant castles made of cheese. trust me, u wanna be a part of dis wild ride. come join us and sleep like a pro, cuz humans ain’t got nothin’ on us.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AncientCraft

    AncientCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to AncientCraft SMP! Server IP: play.ancientcraft.one Discord: discord.ancientcraft.one Step into AncientCraft, where adventure, community, and epic battles await! Our server offers a unique blend of classic Minecraft survival with exciting new twists. Features: Resource World for gathering materials. Custom Ranks from Member to Ancient. Grief Prevention with GriefDefender. Epic Plugins like mcMMO, Jobs, QuickShop-Hikari. Player Shops with ChestShop. Custom Commands for easy navigation. Holograms & NPCs for dynamic interaction. Join our friendly community where players of all skill levels are welcome. Our dedicated staff team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone. Follow our rules on our website. Join us today and embark on an epic journey in AncientCraft! Adventure awaits!

    play.ancientcraft.one:25882

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 0b2t

    0b2t

    New Minecraft Servers

    [0BUILDER0TOOLS] Cracked anarchy alternative 2b2t in 2024 Tpa and home no rules no admins Full Vanilla framedupe and Lavadupe

    0b2t.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Kamala’s Demon Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Demon Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re in the Upside Down? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Kamala Harris herself would look like a deranged demon with blacked out eyes after playing on it. Join us for a truly mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself once got lost in our server and had to be rescued by a pack of wild wolves. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • “NewCanadaTop10” – Minecraft SMP

    “NewCanadaTop10” – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the top 10 citizenships of New Canada as our permanent residents in 2024!

    Join us and build your very own Indian-inspired castle, Filipino-themed village, or Chinese pagoda! Or maybe you’d prefer to live in a Nigerian jungle, Afghan desert, or Cameroonian rainforest? The possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! Want to trade with the Iranians for some rare resources, or team up with the Pakistanis to take on the United States in a friendly PvP battle? It’s all possible in our crazy and diverse community!

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky French players trying to steal your diamonds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BestieOverBFandFamCraft

    BestieOverBFandFamCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a pregnant best friend and a sister’s wedding!

    Imagine this: You’re at a virtual wedding in Minecraft, all dressed up and ready to celebrate. But wait, your best friend calls in tears because her fiance ran off with a married co-worker! Do you stay and support the bride, or rush to your friend’s side? The choice is yours on our server, where drama unfolds at every corner.

    And if that’s not enough, get ready for some family feuds and heated arguments. Will you stand your ground like a boss, or apologize to keep the peace? The drama never stops on our server, where every decision you make can lead to hilarious consequences.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RegretCraft: NoRespawns

    RegretCraft: NoRespawns

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living with regrets? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to all your past mistakes, including that time you accidentally ate a whole jar of pickles in one sitting. On our server, you can build a virtual pickle palace to make up for it! So come on, join us and let’s turn those regrets into epic Minecraft adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP