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GFMakeup101

adhd, Apology, autism, Communication, Dinner, Disrespect, Explanation, eyeliner, family, family time, GFMakeup101, Grandparents, Lipstick, makeup, misunderstanding, neurodivergent, sexism, Siblings, stardew valley, VALORANT, video game

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	75	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of explaining things in “makeup terms”? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where you can build your own eyeliner straight and clean, or doodle with lipstick all over your face – the choice is yours!

Our server is perfect for neurodivergent players like you and your gf, where we embrace unique perspectives and communication styles. Plus, if you ever need a break from family drama, just hop on our server and escape to a world of blocks and adventures.

Join now and experience the magic of Minecraft in a whole new light – or should we say, in a whole new shade of lipstick? Don’t miss out on the fun – apologize to your gf’s mom later, but join our server now for a makeup-themed gaming experience like no other!

RidiculousIdeaMC SMP

absurd concepts, bizarre musings, crazy thoughts, far-fetched concepts, foolish notions, harebrained schemes, impractical ideas, insane ideas, irrational beliefs, ludicrous notions, nonsensical ideas, off-the-wall ideas, outlandish proposals, preposterous ideas, ridiculous ideas, RidiculousIdeaMC, silly notions, smp, unconventional thinking, wacky suggestions, whimsical thoughts, wild imaginations

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the wheat in exchange for peace. Or how about participating in our annual llama race where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their trusty steed?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before!

BlockyHabitZ

BlockyHabitZ, comforting habits, habits others find comforting, habits others find satisfying, habits others find unusual, habits others find weird, habits that are odd, habits that are personal, habits that are quirky, habits that are strange, habits that are unique, habits that bring comfort, habits that bring satisfaction, odd habits, personal habits, quirky habits, satisfying habits, strange habits, unique habits, unusual habits, weird habits

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Star Shards Collected:	78

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you eccentric gamers out there!

Join us and indulge in the strange and wacky world we have created, where building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks is considered normal. Need a break from mining? How about participating in our weekly llama racing competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon as a prize!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Jousting Tournament,” where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, then join us today and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life!

MissileMayhemCraft

Conflict, Crimea, Crisis, Defense, defense systems, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, hammer, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, MissileMayhemCraft, national security, Probable ATACMS Missile Strikes, Russian Air Bases, Strategic, Targets, Tensions, WARFARE

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	112
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PROBABLE ATACMS MISSILE STRIKES HAPPENING ALL OVER THE PLACE! LIKE, U CAN BLOW UP RUSSIAN AIR BASES IN CRIMEA WITH UR TNT AND STUFF! IT’S LIT AF, U WON’T FIND THIS KINDA ACTION ANYWHERE ELSE! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE INTO RAINBOWS! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #EXPLOSIONSFOREVER 🚀💥🌈

Run N Hide Craft

adages, can’t hide, cant run, Cliches, colloquialisms, commonly used phrases, Communication, Craft, Expressions, Hide, IDIOMS, Incorrect, incorrect phrases, Language, linguistic errors, misunderstood phrases, misused phrases, popular sayings, ProVerb, RUN

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Void Gems Collected:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server out there! We got creepers doin’ the cha-cha, zombies breakdancin’, and skeletons twerkin’ like there’s no tomorrow!

Join our server if you wanna see pigs flyin’ with jetpacks, cows doin’ stand-up comedy, and villagers breakin’ it down on the dance floor! We got llamas rappin’, chickens breakin’ world records, and sheep singin’ opera like you’ve never heard before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs! And don’t even get me started on the magical portal that leads to a land of endless pizza and ice cream!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! You can run, but you can’t hide from the insanity that awaits you!

Dragoncote

KitPvP, Minecraft Gaming Roleplay Adventure Survival Creative Building Community Fantasy Exploration PVP Economy Minigames Mods Customization Quests Multiplayer Crafting Redstone Enchanting, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Star Shards Collected:	181
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

At Dragoncote, we’re more than just a Minecraft server; we’re a vibrant community of passionate and dedicated creators, committed to bringing new and unique experiences to the Minecraft universe. Our mission is to craft an engaging and dynamic world that evolves with our players, continuously enhancing and refining our server to deliver unparalleled gameplay.

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Unnamed server

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, community-driven, Creative, establish, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, open-ended, Playerbase, Players, PvP, Raiding, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unnamed, virtual world

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Zombie Dances:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

The unnamed server is a place where anything can be done. With a solid playerbase, join the players and establish yourself on the server.

ssn.gg

Early Bird Gets the WormCraft! SMP Vanilla starting tomorrow! 21+ fun with HermitCraft style and active community on Purpur 1.21!

Active, bird, Builders, Community, Contests, Discord, Early, Economy, Events, Farmers, Fun, games, hermitcraft, java, Maps, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Purpur, PvP, REDSTONERS, Season, smp, Starting, Style, Tomorrow, Vanilla, voice chat, Voluntary, WormCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	158	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Villages Defended:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crops Grown:	3033	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

BirdCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla-ish Minecraft Java SMP
Community Age Requirement	21+
Season Start Date	27th
Update Version	1.21
Monthly Events	Yes
Active Discord Community	Yes
Other Game Nights	Yes

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is PVP mandatory on the server?

No, PVP is entirely voluntary on BirdCraft.

2. Can I use client-side mods on the server?

Yes, client-side mods such as maps are encouraged on BirdCraft.

3. How can I join the server community?

You can join the BirdCraft Minecraft server community by visiting birdcraft.org and following the instructions there.

PastaPvP Minecraft Server

#workout, bodied, Body transformation, Bodybuilding, Competition, FITNESS, fitness journey, Fr Ya Heard, gym, Italian, Italian man, MANLET, Minecraft, Muscle, Natty, natural bodybuilding, PastaPvP, physique, Server, steroid debate, Steroids, strength, Training

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Steroid Steve,” a player who claims to have maxed out all his stats without ever touching a single diamond or golden apple. Is he a Minecraft god or just a really dedicated player? Join us to find out and maybe challenge him to a duel in the lava pit of doom!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning reality and wondering if your character is secretly on steroids too.

4x4WaterTowerBuilder Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, 4×4, 4x4WaterTowerBuilder, building materials, construction, Creative Solutions, custom building, diy, Engineering, heavy load, homemade, Infrastructure, Minecraft, project planning, smp, structural integrity, support beams, tall structure, Water storage, water supply, water tower, weight capacity, woodwork

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking to build a water tower taller than your neighbor’s ego? Look no further! Join us and embark on a hilarious journey of crafting 4x4x20 blocks out of sheer determination and a sprinkle of magic dust.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the water tower is actually a secret portal to a dimension where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Can your makeshift 4×4 tower withstand the weight of 2000lbs of water, or will it collapse in a spectacularly disastrous fashion? Only one way to find out – join us and witness the chaos unfold!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who gives out life advice in exchange for seeds. The possibilities are as endless as the laughter you’ll share with fellow players. See you in the game, and don’t forget your magic dust!