comedy central stand up featuring Minecraft Servers

WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks

adolescence, Attention, blocks, brain connectivity, brain development, brain health, brain structure, cannabis exposure, cognitive function, early adolescence, HIGH, mental health, mental health issues, Minds.., neuroscience, prenatal cannabis exposure, prenatal exposure, research, specific changes, study, substance abuse, Tiny, WOMB, WombCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Enchantments Applied:	292	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dimension Hops:	14

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!

u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!

imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!

so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife

New White Paper Minecraft Server

abandoned city, administration, Adventure, challenge, Chaos, Community, Exploration, freedom, House Mode, Journey, Legends, Lore, Minecraft, New server, post-apocalypse, Serokamensk, Server, Survival, team-up, White Paper

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Our server is a place where the spirit of freedom and adventure reigns!

Forget about private! In the “House” mode, you are free to build anywhere and any way you want. Explore the vast expanses, team up with other players or challenge fate alone. Remember, there is no place for weaklings here!

But that’s not all! Very soon you will be immersed in the atmosphere of the post-apocalypse in the new mode “Serokamensk”. Solve the secrets of an abandoned city shrouded in dark legends.

What awaits you:

Classic survival with elements of chaos

No privacy and spawn – we build where we want!

Atmospheric mode “Serokamensk” with unique lore

Friendly community and responsive administration

The server is just starting its journey, join us and become a part of something bigger!

65.108.21.253

CobbleQuest

Adventure, battle, Capture, Cobblemon, CobbleQuest, expansive world, Generation Internet, Minecraft, pokemon, Server, Survival, Thrilling, Train

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8345

Generation Internet presents CobbleQuest! A thrilling Cobblemon Minecraft server where adventure awaits. Capture, train, and battle Pokémon in an expansive world!

185.234.21.180:25631

Vanilla so pure, even your grandma approves! UltraVanilla Survival Server with Build Competitions & Events. No-Reset fun! Wiki linked to Discord.

1.21, Approves, BUILD, Build Competitions, Community Projects, COMMUNITY SERVER, Competitions, core game, Discord, Dynmap, Events, friendly community, Fun, Grandma, linked, Minecraft, minimal enhancements, Noreset, Pure, Redstone, seasonal decorations, Server, small scale, smp, Survival, tool-friendly, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal
World	Survival
Current Build Competitions	Autocrafting factory / Steampunk

Overview:

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It was founded in January 2019 and promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots. Everything is built in survival and community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server address?	play.ultravanilla.world – 1.21 Java edition
Is there a specific location for 1.21 land?	Players can go to /outpost or homestead their own place (150 blocks from other builds)
Are there any current build competition themes?	Yes, the themes are Autocrafting factory and Steampunk
What are some key features of the server?	Extremely friendly community Minimal enhancements to core game Discord server with various channels No map resets ever Time-based ranks Vanilla-friendly events and competitions Stable server with quick patching
Are there any rules to follow?	No griefing No stealing No PVP without consent No hacks or exploits No graphic/gross NSFW No AFK alt accounts Follow the 150 block distance rule Be respectful

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Chat, Communication, Community, Connect, Digital, Discord, discussion, forum, group, Interact, invite, Join, Messaging, Minecraft, networking, No. 82112076, ONLINE, Platform, Server, Share, Social

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	324
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Diamond Banana, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes (Disclaimer: shooting lasers from your eyes not guaranteed).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built amusement park where you can ride roller coasters made entirely out of TNT (safety not guaranteed).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime! Just click on the link and let the madness begin: https://discord.gg/qmgz9Bxe

If btc doesn’t hit at least $120k this cycle, I am actually…Mining4Laughs Minecraft SMP

120k, actually…Mining4Laughs, Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, Cycle, decentralized, digital asset, doesnt, Financial, Hit, hodl, Investment, long term, Loss, market cycle, Minecraft, MONEY, price prediction, profit, Risk, smp, speculation, Trading, uncertainty, volatility, wealth

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	694360
Mines Excavated:	2720	Enchantments Applied:	272
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the stakes are higher than ever before! Join us if you want to avoid financial ruin because apparently, if Bitcoin doesn’t hit at least $120k this cycle, you’re actually screwed. Who knew that playing Minecraft could save your bank account?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and have a taste for rare diamonds. Will you be able to navigate their llama-led society and come out on top?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only communicates through redstone contraptions? It’s up to you to decipher its cryptic messages and uncover the secrets of the chicken realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with financial uncertainty, llama conspiracies, and ghostly poultry. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?

SIL’s Wedding Dropout Minecraft Server

bridesmaid duties, bridesmaid responsibilities, bridesmaid woes, dropout, dropping out of wedding, family dynamics, family relationships, feeling excluded, feeling unappreciated, flower girl drama, hurt feelings, lack of inclusion, Minecraft, Server, sils, sister-in-law issues, Wedding, wedding conflicts, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding party drama, wedding party dynamics, wedding planning stress, wedding stress

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6355	Villages Defended:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
New Chunks Explored:	488123	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you’ll feel more wanted than this poor bridesmaid? Look no further! Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve!

Unlike this neglectful SIL, we will shower you with gifts, invite you to all the events, and even plan spa trips just for you! You won’t have to worry about being left out because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

So say goodbye to feeling left out and hello to a world where you are the star of the show. Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs a wedding when you have a Minecraft server to escape to, am I right?

NoParentsAllowedMC

apartment decor, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, first home, Gratitude, Guilt, Home decor, interior design, living together, long distance, moving in together, NoParentsAllowedMC, Opinions, personal space, relationship, Respect

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of your boyfriend’s parents taking over your apartment while you’re away? Join our Minecraft server and build your dream home without any unwanted interference! No more surprise installations or unwanted decorations, just pure creative freedom! Plus, you won’t have to worry about storing things in a basement for years – unless you want to, because who doesn’t love a good Minecraft basement? Don’t be a brat in real life, be a creative genius in our Minecraft world! Join now and start building the home of your dreams, without any guilt trips or unwanted help from in-laws!

EndOfWorldIn12Hrs Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Apocalypse, Chaos, countdown, Decision making, End of the World, EndOfWorldIn12Hrs, existential crisis, fear, final hours, Humanity, impending doom., last moments, Minecraft, Panic, Preparation, Reflection, regrets, smp, surreal experience, Survival, uncertainty, unexpected news

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2068	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a giant bunker to survive the impending apocalypse! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will protect you from any disaster, whether it’s a meteor shower or a zombie apocalypse. Plus, our resident redstone genius has rigged up a countdown clock that will explode in a spectacular fireworks display when the world ends. So why wait for the end of the world when you can join us and go out with a bang?

KidCraft: Relive Your Youth

“Youth, Adventure, Childhood, Curiosity, Dreamlike, FANTASY, growth, Identity, imagination, Innocence, introspection, KidCraft, Memories, Nostalgia, Playtime, Reflection, regression, RELIVE, Self Discovery, surreal, time travel, transformation, Wonder

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive your childhood dreams in the most bizarre way possible! Imagine waking up as your 5-year-old self, but instead of throwing tantrums and eating crayons, you’re building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss!

Join us for a wild ride through nostalgia as you navigate through a world where everything is oversized and your imagination knows no bounds. Build a castle out of giant Legos, ride a unicorn made of cotton candy, and challenge your friends to a game of hopscotch where the stakes are higher than ever before.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of being a kid again while also mastering the art of survival in a world filled with monsters and magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let your inner child run wild!