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Splintercel Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	4873
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	111
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Are you tired of being a regular Minecraft player? Do you dream of being a super sneaky, top-secret agent like Splintercel? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can live out your wildest spy fantasies! Sneak around like a ninja, gather intel on other players, and complete top-secret missions to become the ultimate Splintercel in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who battle it out in epic llama jousting tournaments. Ride your trusty llama into battle, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and prove your worth in the ultimate test of skill and bravery.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with rare and valuable items that only the most cunning and daring players can uncover. Will you be the one to discover the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, or will you be left empty-handed and humiliated?

Join us on our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who needs to be a regular player when you can be a Splintercel llama-riding treasure hunter extraordinaire? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Conservatives-rw'ers Minecraft SMP: Do You Think?

attracted, authoritarianism, AUTHORITY, caste, conservatism, conservative beliefs, Conservatives, Conservativesrw039ers, Government, Minecraft, nationalism, political ideology, power structures, pro-corporation, pro-Jewish, pro-NATO, pro-Ukraine, question.., rw’ers, smp, social hierarchy, Support, traditional values

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Votes:	5519
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Emeralds Found:	9498
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where conservatives-rw’ers are the rulers and authority figures, and questioning them is not allowed!

But that’s not all, we also have a pro-corporation, pro-NATO, pro-Ukraine, and pro-Jewish agenda that will keep you on your toes and constantly questioning your beliefs. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged and controversial?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with power struggles, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what will happen next on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Nebuland | ATM9 TTS

Skyblock, Skyblock Modpack Resources Challenges Islands Adventure Automation Empire Skies Void Mods Limited Community Events Prizes Achievements Protection Management Crafting Skills

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Ready to conquer the skies and build your empire in the void? Join our Skyblock server with the All the Mods 9 To the Sky (ATM9 TTS) modpack and live a unique Minecraft experience! With incredible mods, limited resources, and unparalleled challenges, you’ll have everything you need to create, automate, and expand your floating islands.

Server Features:

ATM9 TTS Modpack – More than 300 mods designed for an unmatched Skyblock experience. 24/7 Server – Always available for you to advance your adventure whenever you want. Collaborative Community – Share strategies, help and fun with other players. Exclusive events and challenges – Enter to win prizes and show off your achievements. Land Protection and Management System – Use FTB Chunks to protect and manage your island. Visit us in our official store: https://nebuland-atm9tts.craftingstore.net/

Don’t wait any longer! Join the best ATM9 TTS server and push your skills to the limit while having fun. We are waiting for you!

104.128.49.50:25580

Luigi Is A Patsy Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	920768
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5737
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we expose the truth about Luigi being a patsy! But that’s not all, social media is entirely fabricated on our server – we even found a manifesto written by a chicken! And guess what? We found Luigi with a “ghost gun” that he didn’t throw into the ocean for some reason. He was also found with fake IDs and a wad of cash, talk about shady business!

But wait, there’s more! Elon Musk took over and now we have posts that can’t be edited, making it impossible for anyone to cover up the truth. And don’t even try to say it’s all fake, we archived everything so you glowniggers can’t deny the insanity happening on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, Minecraft madness, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what other secrets we’ll uncover next!

SMP – Bag of Blocks #6957

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blocks, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firepower Exercise, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, News, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Serika, shorts, Side Content, smp, swimsuit

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	7233
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Farms Harvested:	685	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziest adventures! Join us for outrageous reasons like finding diamonds in the shape of a unicorn or battling creepers with laser swords!

Our server is filled with insane stories like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava (true story, we swear). And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that happen every day, like when a group of players took on the Ender Dragon armed only with wooden pickaxes and won!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen – from flying pigs to dancing zombies, it’s all here waiting for you to discover!

FlowSurvival

BUILD, Choose Your Job, Earn, Economy, Events, Explore, friendly community, Fun, Giveaways, Grief Protection, Jobs, play now., rank up, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5561	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

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Block Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, Beginner’s FAQ, BLOCK, bugmen, bully seaniggers, coalition unit, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, glass island event, guides, lore material, Lunar Conviviality, lurk before posting., MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, New Event, News, PNC Resources, procurement event, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mines Excavated:	2795
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.

Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.

Best Ways To Reduce Reverb In This Room While Adding Minimal Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Void Armor Forged:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Are you tired of feeling like you’re shouting into the void every time you speak in this room? Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as the reverb magically disappears! Our secret? We have a team of expert villagers who specialize in acoustics and will build you the perfect soundproofing setup using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of a famous opera singer haunts our server, blessing all who join with crystal-clear audio. So come on in and say goodbye to echoey conversations and hello to a noise-free paradise!

ShillCraft Minecraft Server

anti feminism, conspiracy theories, gender dynamics, good looking incel chuds, hating women, incel beliefs, incel community, incel culture, incel mindset, indirect rejection, Jewish conspiracy, male entitlement, Minecraft, Misogyny, online harassment, paid jewish shill, paid shill, rejecting women, rejection issues, Server, ShillCraft, societal pressures, toxic masculinity

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6597
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of rejecting women in real life and need a safe space to do it in Minecraft instead? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for good-looking incel chuds to come together and bond over their shared hatred of women.

Join us for epic battles against virtual women, where you can finally feel powerful and in control. Our paid Jewish shill staff will make sure you have the best experience possible, as we cater to all your misogynistic needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the misogyny flow freely! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones filled with hate and toxicity? Let’s show those women who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

I Trolled Them Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Votes:	3079	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and zombies, a giant maze filled with treasure and traps, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!