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RapeCraft Minecraft Server

Absurdity, boundary-pushing humor, comedic violence, controversial, controversial humor, dark comedy, dark humor, dark satire, edgy comedy, fictional characters, humor, inappropriate, Minecraft, offensive humor, rape, RapeCraft, satire, Server, shock factor, shock value, taboo, twisted humor, twisted scenarios

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Votes:	1100	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of character roleplay (just don’t ask us which character raping her would be funniest, because that’s a whole other level of weird).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you stand on top of the chicken’s head and do the chicken dance, a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds will open up before you. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Piggyback Gang, a group of players who ride around on pigs wearing sunglasses and leather jackets, causing chaos wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously hilarious shenanigans.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and outrageous stories you’ll uncover along the way? Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

PuppyPanicCraft

adjustment, anxiety, coping, dog owners, emotions, Frustration, Happiness, life change, mental health, negative emotions, pet care, pet ownership, puppy, puppy training, puppyhood, PuppyPanicCraft, research, stress, study, Support, weariness

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4106	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Votes:	9589	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Ores Mined:	6606
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You bring home a cute lil puppy in Minecraft, and suddenly your whole world is turned upside down. You’re like, “OMG, why did I do this? This puppy is driving me crazy!” But don’t worry, on our server, we got you covered.

Join our server and let all your puppy-related stress melt away. We have magical potions that make your virtual puppy behave like a perfect angel. No more anxiety, weariness, or frustration here, just pure puppy love and happiness.

Plus, on our server, you can build a giant doghouse that defies all laws of physics. Imagine a doghouse so big, it’s like a castle for your furry friend. And guess what? Your puppy can talk in this magical land. That’s right, your Minecraft puppy can hold a conversation with you about the meaning of life and the best way to mine diamonds.

So come on, join our server and experience the joy of having a virtual puppy without any of the real-life stress. It’s like therapy, but with more creepers and less crying. Let’s make Minecraft puppies great again!

MoonLightSB

Israelis, Minecraft, MoonLightSB, Quality, Server, Survival, welcome

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	9806
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Hi to all Israelis! Anyone looking for a good and quality minecraft server More than welcome to enter the server and try!

play.moonlightsb.lol

Best RP server – IP below Minecraft server

Adventure, best, Community, Gaming, Ip:, Minecraft, ONLINE, Roleplay, rp, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Star Shards Collected:	233
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

The owner of the server “Best RP server – IP below” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

213.239.198.168:26946

MineCraze Server: “The Main Problem”

average consumer, bend backwards, challenge, Clueless, Convinced, DEFEND, Embrace, favorite developer, god forsaken industry, Main, Main problem, midas touch, MineCraze, notion, perfect developer, Problem, pure garbage, realization, Server, shitters, special games, uncomfortable fact, Video Game (Industry)

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Void Armor Forged:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the developer has the Midas touch and can do no wrong… until now! Witness the chaos as our almost perfect developer faces challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming.

But fear not, because on our server, we embrace the uncomfortable truth that even the best developers can make mistakes. Join us as we navigate through the endless ocean of garbage in the video game industry, where our server shines like a diamond in the rough.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you witness the epic saga of a developer’s fall from grace, all while enjoying the wacky and wild world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and be a part of the madness!

ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body acceptance, body comparison, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image, body judgment, body positivity, body shaming, body standards, ChunkyCraft, fat, FITNESS, health, Insecurity, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, Server, societal norms, weight, weight loss

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Emeralds Found:	9127	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a chunky monkey in a world full of slim avatars? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being thicc is a superpower! We have special power-ups that only activate when your character reaches a certain weight limit. So go ahead and indulge in all the virtual cake and cookies you want, because on our server, the bigger the player, the stronger they are! Join now and show off your curves in all their blocky glory!

StepGrandkidSquad Minecraft Server

Communication, coping mechanism, Emotional distance, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, grandchildren names, Grieving Process, honoring family members, honoring parents, late wife, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, Server, stepfamily, stepfamily dynamics, stepgrandkids, StepGrandkidSquad, stepkids, stepmother, stepmother role, therapy suggestion

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Runes Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor all family members, even the step-grandparents! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with naming ceremonies for all your virtual grandchildren.

Imagine a world where step-grandparents are celebrated like never before, where every pixelated grandchild has a name that pays tribute to their step-grandma. Dive into the virtual world where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption, and drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating through family relationships in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to vent all your step-grandparent naming frustrations? Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun – join now and let the pixelated drama begin!

CatCraft: GF Eviction Edition

AITA girlfriend cat dog person pet relationship adoption gaslighting shelter breakup temper trust provoking apology communication boundaries conflict emotions compromise decision-making, CatCraft, Edition, Eviction

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3768
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	53
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your pet preferences? Look no further! Join our server where cats are banned and dogs are celebrated like royalty. We understand the importance of having a furry companion that matches your vibe, and we won’t force any unwanted animals on you.

Just like this player who had a purrfectly good reason for not wanting a cat in their life, we respect your boundaries and won’t sneak any feline friends into your virtual world. Our server is a safe space for all dog lovers to unite and build a community free of unwanted meows and litter boxes.

So if you’re tired of being gaslit by pesky pets and want to game in peace with your loyal canine companion by your side, join our server today! Who needs a cat when you can have a loyal Minecraft dog as your sidekick? Join now and say goodbye to unwanted surprises and hello to a world where dogs rule the roost.

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, break up, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cheating stories, Deceit, dishonesty, dumb excuses, emotional pain, ex, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, long tail, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving on, relationship problems, relationships, Server, trust issues, unfaithfulness

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Zombie Dances:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of dealing with exes who cheat for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind. Our server is like a magical land where cheating exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to mine diamonds for eternity. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than any breakup revenge plot you could come up with. So come join us and let’s laugh at all those silly exes together!

CraftyCancelz

Absurd, BIZARRE, canceling plans, CraftyCancelz, Excuses, Flaky, funny, Lame, last minute, laughable, odd, peculiar, quirky, Ridiculous, silly, strange, Unconventional, unexpected, unreliable, UNUSUAL, Weak

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Have you ever canceled plans last minute because you just remembered you left your diamond pickaxe in a chest at spawn and you can’t possibly go out without it? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s a totally valid reason to bail on your friends! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional creeper prank that will have you laughing for days. Who needs real-life plans when you can be building a castle with your new blocky BFFs? So come on, cancel those boring plans and join us for some pixelated fun!

ArrowGuard Minecraft Server

arrow attack, ArrowGuard, attacker, crime, Defense, Diplomatic, diplomatic mission, embassy guard, embassy security, fatal shooting, international incident, investigation, Israeli embassy, law enforcement, Minecraft, police officer, Protection, SECURITY, self defense, Serbia, Server, Shooter, violence

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, building your lil house and tending to your farm, when suddenly, out of nowhere, a police officer guarding the israeli embassy in serbia gets hit by an arrow! like, what even is happening, right? but then, get this, the police officer straight up shoots the attacker dead! like, talk about intense minecraft drama, amirite? come join our server for all the crazy, unexpected moments like this one, you won’t regret it! plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this wild ride? come on, join us now!