New Minecraft Servers 2025

comedic style Minecraft Servers

comedic style Minecraft Servers

  • UnfunnyComicHater69

    UnfunnyComicHater69
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 2034
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6773 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 108 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Animals Bred: 81 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 122 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a llama farm? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your wacky adventures!

    Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be laughing your blocky butt off with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    SushiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 3238
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Runes Activated: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server that is as modern and quirky as Japanese “humour”! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, our server is run by a team of ninja pandas who are experts in building and PvP. They will guide you through the world with their ninja skills and adorable panda faces.

    Secondly, our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and rejuvenate after a long day of mining and crafting. But be careful, because the hot spring is also home to a group of mischievous kappa who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    And finally, our server hosts weekly sumo wrestling tournaments where players can battle it out in the ring for glory and fabulous prizes. The catch? The ring is surrounded by a moat filled with angry sushi rolls that will attack anyone who falls in.

    So come join our server and experience the wacky world of modern Japanese “humour” in Minecraft!

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  • InstaCraft: Where creepers have better survival skills than players!

    InstaCraft: Where creepers have better survival skills than players!
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 5279
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Animals Bred: 169 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Mines Excavated: 1180
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Details
    Server IP play.myinstacraft.com
    Website MyInstaCraft
    Dynmap Explore the Map
    Discord Join us on Discord
    What’s New
    Brand-New Market Unveiled: Unleash your trading skills at our newly launched player market! Buy, sell, and thrive in this bustling new economy. Check out the attached photos for a sneak peek!
    About Us
    Established and Going Strong: With over two years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
    Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.
    Features
    Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
    Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
    Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
    Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
    Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.
    Who We Are
    Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join the InstaCraft server?

    A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.myinstacraft.com in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Is InstaCraft a PvP or PvE server?

    A: InstaCraft is a PvE (Player vs Environment) server, meaning players focus on cooperation and survival against the environment, rather than battling each other.

    Q: Are there any rules on InstaCraft?

    A: Yes, InstaCraft has rules in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. These rules include no cheating, griefing, or harassing other players.

    Q: How can I report a player who is breaking the rules?

    A: You can report any rule-breaking behavior to the server staff either through the in-game chat or on the Discord server. The staff will investigate and take appropriate action.

    Q: Are there any special events or activities on InstaCraft?

    A: InstaCraft occasionally hosts events such as building competitions, treasure hunts, and community gatherings. Stay updated on the website or Discord for upcoming events.

    Q: Can I create my own shops or trade with other players on InstaCraft?

    A: Yes, InstaCraft features an active economy where players can create their own shops or interact with the Auction House to buy and sell items with other players.

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  • BlockyFate Minecraft Server

    BlockyFate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 4911
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2378 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles in The Great Tea Ceremony Battle, where players fight for dominance with teacups and tea bags!

    But that’s not all – we also have The Man Who Returned from Hell event, where players can face off against demons and monsters from the underworld! Will you be able to survive and make it back to the land of the living?

    And don’t forget about our insane summoning events, where you can summon the legendary GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Sen-no-Rikyu and other powerful beings to aid you in your adventures!

    Join now for a chance to experience all the craziness and excitement that our Minecraft server has to offer! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have tea battles and demon fights instead? Let the madness begin!

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  • Zoomers of Minecraft SMP, what is/was it like growing up in a generation…

    Zoomers of Minecraft SMP, what is/was it like growing up in a generation…
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 6084
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 New Chunks Explored: 725808

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Zoomers! Are you tired of living in a world where anime and manga are considered “normal”? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and enter a world where anime is worshipped like a religion and manga is the law of the land.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of Goku, with Naruto and Sailor Moon by his side. As you explore, you come across villages themed after your favorite anime, where villagers speak in Japanese and offer you ramen instead of emeralds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Waifu Wars,” where players battle it out to prove who has the best 2D love interest. Will you fight for your virtual crush or will you be left in the dust by a body pillow-wielding opponent?

    So come join us on our crazy anime-filled adventure! Who needs the real world when you can live in a virtual one where anime is life and manga is love? See you on the server, fellow otaku!

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  • ConcertCraze Minecraft Server

    ConcertCraze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 5848
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your friend’s antics? Look no further! Our server is like a wild concert where anything goes, but without the drama (unless you bring it yourself, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop fun and adventure!

    Just like dealing with a friend who’s always causing chaos, our server will keep you on your toes. From crazy mini-games to epic build battles, there’s never a dull moment here. And just like trying to navigate through a night out with your wild friend, our server will test your skills and patience in the best way possible.

    So why join our server? Because life is too short to deal with toxic friends, but it’s never too short to have a blast in Minecraft! Come join us and leave all the drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DeskCraft – No Hubby Allowed

    DeskCraft – No Hubby Allowed
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 7628
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 442
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like this couple fighting over a desk, we know the struggle of needing your own spot to thrive.

    Join us for a virtual world where you can claim your own territory and never have to worry about someone stealing your desk again! Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers in peace without any interruptions.

    Don’t be the asshole who gives up their desk time – join our server and claim your virtual desk today! Who knew a Minecraft server could solve real-life problems? 😉

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  • CreepyCamo in Minecraft SMP

    CreepyCamo in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 9179
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Dimension Hops: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic Steve or Alex skin? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who wear pink tutus and chicken hats! That’s right, if you’re not rocking that fabulous combo, you’re not welcome here.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Creep Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of creeping people out in the most hilarious ways possible. From hiding in bushes and whispering spooky jokes to building giant statues of themselves with googly eyes, these creeps will keep you on your toes (and laughing your pants off) at all times.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and join a community of misfits and pranksters, come on down to our server and show us your best creepy outfit. Just remember, if you’re not making people laugh or cringe, you’re doing it wrong!

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  • StrangerCraft: Compliments & Kindness

    StrangerCraft: Compliments & Kindness
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 8490
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of strangers building you a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while serenading you with a chorus of baby chickens. Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t want to miss out on! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of pixelated architecture. So come on in and let the dolphins show you the true meaning of friendship in the world of Minecraft!

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  • CraftyArmenianMCServer

    CraftyArmenianMCServer
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 7921
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Armenia allegedly transferring most of its air defense systems to Ukraine? Yeah, that’s right, we’re on a whole other level of craziness here!

    Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players flying through the air on pigs, building giant castles out of diamond blocks, and riding dragons into battle. And that’s just the beginning!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the most OP player in the game. You’ll be able to shoot fireballs from your eyes, summon lightning storms at will, and even turn your enemies into chickens. It’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in Minecraft form!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness Armenia transferring its air defense systems to Ukraine while you’re at it. It’s that wild!

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  • UkraineCraft: Trump Edition

    UkraineCraft: Trump Edition
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 6788
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Runes Activated: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have u ever wanted to be a part of a minecraft server that is so lit, even trump would wanna play on it? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity! we got creeper explosions that are yuge, just like trump’s hands. u can build a wall around ur base to keep out all the haters, just like trump wants to do with mexico. and if u ever feel like starting a war, just remember, trump would totally approve cuz he’s all about that conflict. so come join us on this server and make minecraft great again! #buildawall #trumpapproved

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  • Thorin’s Neanderthal Adventure

    Thorin’s Neanderthal Adventure
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 901
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Star Shards Collected: 216 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got fossilised neanderthals named thorin running around like they own the place. these ancient homies been chillin’ in france for like 100,000 years, doin’ their own thang and stayin’ away from all the drama.

    we got crazy genetic lines goin’ on, like some next level stuff you ain’t never seen before. our neanderthals been keepin’ it real for over 50,000 years, doin’ their own thing and makin’ history. they even outlasted our ancient cousins, like dang, that’s some serious survival skills right there.

    so if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join our minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even run into thorin himself and have a chat about the good ol’ days. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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