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  • GermansGoneWild Minecraft Server

    GermansGoneWild Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 7369
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

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    Hey there, fellow gamers! Have you ever watched a movie and thought, “Wow, those Germans must be collectively autistic”? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and unpredictable as that statement, then look no further!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and explore a secret underwater city filled with talking dolphins. But be warned, the villagers here have a strange obsession with building giant statues of potatoes and dancing to dubstep music.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you hugs instead of blowing you up? Where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against your friends in a hot air balloon made entirely out of cheese?

    Come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RollCraft Minecraft Server

    RollCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 3108
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 204

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy – it’s that magical!

    Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 4748
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this wild story.

    Imagine building your dream castle while navigating through complex relationships and moral dilemmas. Will you choose love or loyalty? Will you spill the tea or keep the secrets? The choice is yours on our server!

    Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a gameplay experience like no other. Just remember, in this server, anything can happen – even your cousin dating your best friend!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Momma’s Middleman Madness

    Momma’s Middleman Madness
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 8512
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 98 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your family issues seem like child’s play.

    Just like how my dad brought in a new family and chaos ensued, our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns. From demanding money for gifts to fighting over concert tickets, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

    But don’t worry, we won’t put you in the middle of any divorce drama like my parents did. Instead, we’ll make sure you have a blast with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your family troubles.

    So join our server now and experience a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a soap opera! Who needs a stable family when you can have a chaotic Minecraft server to escape to?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomerCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 4537
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 103 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2

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    Are you too old for playing with blocks? Well, not on our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner child as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be a virtual architect in our pixelated paradise?

    Our server is so epic, even grandmas are ditching bingo night to join in on the fun. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a petting zoo filled with virtual llamas (they spit, so watch out!).

    So if you’re too old for playing with toys but still enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun!).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EvilWinnersCraft

    EvilWinnersCraft
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 849
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

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    Join our Minecraft server and find out who the real villains of history are! We have recreated famous historical figures like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, and even Cleopatra as evil bosses that you must defeat to claim their treasures. But be warned, they won’t go down without a fight! So grab your pickaxe and sword, and show these baddies who’s boss in our wacky world of historical mayhem!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine Edition

    NATOcraft: Ukraine Edition
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 7721
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Dimension Hops: 6

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    LOL HAVE U HEARD BOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? U GONNA WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT NATO ACCESSION GUIDELINES BEING HANDED OUT AT DA SUMMER SUMMIT, BRO! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, WE’RE BRINGIN’ INTERNATIONAL POLITICS INTO MINECRAFT, AIN’T NO SERVER DOIN’ IT LIKE US! U WANNA BE PART OF DIS HISTORICAL MOMENT, JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT DIPLOMAT! WHO KNEW BLOCKS COULD BE SO DIPLOMATIC, AMIRITE? SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ WE’RE TAKIN’ MINECRAFT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, BABY! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR SOMETHIN’ LIKE DAT!

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  • GratefulCraft: Longevity Boost!

    GratefulCraft: Longevity Boost!
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 1611
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Animals Bred: 135 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 51 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Emeralds Found: 8471 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

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    join dis epic minecraft server where u can live longer just by playin! we got research that shows if u feel gratitude u can live foreva in dis virtual world. forget bout real life problems like heart attacks, cuz on dis server u protected by da power of gratitude! come join us and live 4eva in minecraft land, where u can build, explore, and be grateful for every block u place. come on, what u waitin for? join now and live foreva!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to the Playhouse SMP! Semi-Spicy Vanilla, only for grown-ups and the occasional reset

    Welcome to the Playhouse SMP! Semi-Spicy Vanilla, only for grown-ups and the occasional reset
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 6120
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

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    Playhouse SMP – Season 6 Overview

    Server Type Vanilla Survival Java Server
    Age Limit 18+
    Plugins Invisible item frames, player heads
    Player Base 32% European-based, 48% North America, 20% other regions
    Server Location United States
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    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join our server, please join our Discord using the link provided above. From there, you can chat with our community and get access to the server IP.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly gaming experience for all players. These rules are shared on our Discord server for you to review before joining.

    3. Can I bring my friends to play on the server?

    We always welcome new players to join our community. If you have friends who are interested in playing, feel free to invite them to join us on Playhouse SMP.

    4. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?

    We typically start a new world every season, which lasts for a specific period before we reset and start fresh. The current season is about to start its 6th world together.

    5. What activities can I expect on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of activities, including communal farms, economy-building with shops, private farms, and server-wide events. Players are encouraged to play however they like and help each other out.

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  • CraftyDog Minecraft Server

    CraftyDog Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 2905
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Crops Grown: 4137
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Ores Mined: 4906 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with non-stop action combat, RNG madness, and more RNG than you can shake a stick at. But wait, there’s more! Upgrade mechanics that will have you spending four times the item’s worth just to see if you get lucky.

    Join us for brand new PvP experiences that will have you questioning your sanity, while wearing coomer outfits like slutkinis and shondoms. And don’t forget about the infinite grinding on a circle or a private circle – because who doesn’t love a good grind?

    Our server offers a pseudo sandbox experience that doesn’t really matter anymore now that Marni exists, but hey, it’s there if you want it. Plus, we have coupon codes that will make you question reality, an interactive world map that will blow your mind, and general utilities that will have you wondering how you ever lived without them.

    So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with craziness, chaos, and more RNG than you can handle. Our guilds, including Jealousy and Sardine[Enhancement failed], are waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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