comedic standards – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Nature vs. Humans vs. Minecraft

#sustainability, Biodiversity, conservation, Earth, eco-friendly, ecology, ecosystem, Environment, environmentalism, green living, human impact, humans, man-made, Minecraft, Natural, natural world, Nature, organic, renewable resources, result.., sustainable living

so, liek, dis server is, liek, da most natural ting eva. liek, we don’t believe in all dat man-made stuff, ya know? we all about dat nature life. we got trees, we got grass, we got animals, we got it all, man. if u wanna get back to ur roots and feel at one with da earth, dis is da server for u.

we even got dis crazy story bout how one time, a player planted a tree and it grew so big it reached da sky and touched da moon. and den, da moon turned into cheese and we all had a giant cheese party. it was wild, man.

join dis server if u wanna experience da true power of nature and maybe even witness some crazy shenanigans along da way. who needs man-made stuff when u got all dis natural beauty, amirite? come join us and let’s get back to our roots, bro.

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MediCraft: Cheaper Cancer Drugs

Cancer, cancer drugs, cancer treatment, Cheaper, colorectal cancer, Cost savings, drug expenses, Drugs, Health Insurance, Healthcare, high-cost drugs, insurance, Medical research, Medicare Advantage, Medicare coverage, MediCraft, non-small cell lung cancer, oncology, patient care, Patients, prescription drugs, study, Traditional Medicare, Treatment

join dis minecraft server cuz we got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be swimming in diamonds like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and mobs, it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log in. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be making friends left and right faster than you can say “creeper”. and get this, if you’re on Medicare Advantage, you get special discounts on enchanted weapons and armor, it’s like getting a discount at the diamond store. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!

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RP Family! Minecraft server

Active players, Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Events, Exploration, family friendly, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, Roleplay, RP Family, Server, Survival

The owner of the RP Family server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

familysrp.aternos.me:57388

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Konohaven

Konohaven, Minecraft Community Server Neighborhood Challenges Events Season Fabric Difficulty Virginia Mod Map Economy Shops Rules Rewards Models Resource pack Europe Guide, smp

Server Information
Version	1.21 Fabric
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Settings	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled
Features	Single-Player Sleep, Live Map (Pl3xmap), Diamond based player-run shop economy

Additional Details
Shops	This season we will have minimal rules on shop themes or pricing of items. Friendly competition is encouraged.
Events and Challenges	Plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks.
Custom Models	Custom items and hat models available with lightweight resource pack (optional download).
Community Based Server	Play and build together with players from the US, Canada, and Europe.

How to whitelist
1. Join Discord: https://discord.gg/SxgPgMVBpM
2. Read rules and requirements here
3. Click apply in #whitelist-application channel to start the process (must generally be 18+ to apply).

FAQs

1. When did Season 3 of Konohaven start?

Season 3 started on June 10, 2023. It is never too late to join as the server will continue to grow.

2. Are there any specific rules for shops on the server?

There are minimal rules on shop themes or pricing of items. Friendly competition is encouraged, but any toxic behavior will be intervened by staff.

3. What type of events and challenges are hosted on the server?

There are plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Players can join for karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more.

4. Is the resource pack for custom models required for all players?

The resource pack is lightweight and optional to download. Players can view custom items and hat models with the resource pack, but it is not required.

5. Can I play solo on the server or is it community-focused?

While the focus is on playing and building together this season, players are welcome to play solo if they prefer. The server has players from the US, Canada, and Europe.

Meet & Connect 1.20.1

1.20.1, Communication, Connect, connecting with others, depression, feeling isolated, finding companionship, friendship, ISOLATION, Loneliness, loneliness support, MAKING FRIENDS, Meet, meeting new people, mental health, Mental well-being, needing support, reaching out, reaching out for help, seeking companionship, seeking connection, Social Interaction, socializing

Yo, bro, forget about real life, join this Minecraft server and make some virtual friends! Trust me, these blocky buddies will never leave you hanging like those lame humans. Plus, you can build a virtual empire together and conquer the pixelated world! Who needs real friends when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your side? Join now and say goodbye to loneliness, hello to epic adventures!

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FamilyBlockPartyGoneWrong

birthday celebrations, Birthday Party, cleanliness, Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural respect, Cultural traditions, family, family dynamics, FamilyBlockPartyGoneWrong, germs, house cleanliness, house guests, house rules, house rules enforcement, indoor footwear, party etiquette, Respect, shoes off, spa slippers, white people culture

Looking for a Minecraft server where shoes are strictly forbidden? Look no further! Our server is a shoe-free zone, just like this person’s house on their daughter’s first birthday. We take cleanliness very seriously, just like this person who kicked out their in-laws for wearing dirty shoes inside.

Join our server for a germ-free, shoeless gaming experience. Who needs shoes when you can wear virtual spa slippers while you build your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise not to kick you out for breaking the no-shoe rule – unless you bring in some seriously dirty shoes like those in-laws did.

So come on over and leave your shoes at the door – or risk getting the boot like those unfortunate party guests. It’s a cultural norm, it’s a cleanliness standard, it’s a Minecraft server like no other. Join us now and step into a shoeless paradise!

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EpicVibez Minecraft SMP

amazing, Awesome, Bliss, Contentment, ecstasy, elation, emotional, EpicVibez, euphoria, exhilaration, experienced, feeling, fulfillment, Happiness, Heartwarming, Incredible, joy, Minecraft, OVERWHELMING, satisfaction, smp, unforgettable, Uplifting

OMG guys, let me tell you about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows everywhere you go.

Join us and you’ll get the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling evil creepers with your enchanted diamond sword. And get this, every time you defeat a boss, you’ll be showered in golden apples and emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by dancing skeletons. And if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a land of never-ending cake and ice cream.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and experience the most awesome feeling you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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RegretCraftTeenz

“Youth, adolescence, Choices, consequences, Decisions, experiences, growing up, hindsight, lessons learned, Maturity, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, past, peer pressure, personal development, Rebellion, Reflection, regret, RegretCraftTeenz, Self Discovery, teenage years

Remember that time you accidentally set your neighbor’s house on fire while trying to cook a grilled cheese sandwich with a flamethrower? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days of chaos and mayhem without any real-life consequences!

Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions as we embark on quests to find the rarest diamonds, build the most insane structures, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. Need a break from all the action? Take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or relax in our sauna made entirely of obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of TNT. Will you have what it takes to claim the treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to keep a bucket of water handy in case things get a little too hot to handle.

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MaduroBountyHunters

arrest, Bounty, Corruption, criminal charges, Dictatorship, extradition, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro regime, MaduroBountyHunters, Politics, President Maduro, regime change, REWARD, sanctions, south america, united states, US, Venezuela

OMG GUYS, YOU GOTTA JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT $25M REWARD FOR ARRESTING VENEZUELA’S PRESIDENT MADURO! LIKE WHAT EVEN, WHO DOES THAT IN A GAME? BUT YEAH, WE’RE PRETTY MUCH LIKE THE FBI OF MINECRAFT, SO COME JOIN US AND HELP US CATCH THIS DUDE. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, DIAMONDS! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S CATCH THAT MADURO GUY TOGETHER! #MINECRAFTFBI #DIAMONDSAREFOREVER #UNICORNSANDRAINBOWS

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Loggers & Palmers: Eco Impact Study

Cleared, CONVERTED, Cumulative, distinct, Eco, ecological value, Environmental, environmental impacts, Impact, Impacts, Logged forests, Loggers, LOGGING, oil palm, oil palm plantations, Palmers, plantations, study, tropical forests, University of Oxford

so, liek, dis server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? we got trees and stuff, but not just any trees, we got tropical forests, man. and we ain’t just stoppin’ there, oh no. we takin’ those forests and turnin’ ’em into oil palm plantations, cuz why not, amirite?

but wait, there’s more. dis study from some fancy schmancy University of Oxford says dat logged forests still got value, so we ain’t just clearin’ ’em out willy nilly. we keepin’ dat ecological value, yo.

so come join dis server, where we log trees and plant oil palms like there’s no tomorrow. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me. ain’t no other server like it, dat’s for sure.

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