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BlockBlastin’ Beirut

Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastin, confirmation, Conflict, death, hezbollah, Hezbollah statement, international relations, Israeli airstrike, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military leader, military official, political violence, regional tensions, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism, top official

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	5

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than hezbollah vs israel! our top military officials are constantly getting taken out by insane airstrikes in beirut… but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us for some intense pvp action and see if u can survive longer than our top dude did! plus, we got the best loot and craziest builds u won’t find anywhere else. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

{Moderation team}, Ant Battle, anti cheat, balanced modes, beautiful maps, Bed wars, build battle, Builders, cakes, Castle Battle, Cozy, cs go, Deathrun, Economy, Events, Giveaways, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hosting, Hunger Games, invite a friend, login privileges, Low Ping, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, one block, OWNER, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, tea, technical support, TNT Run, tube project, unique quest system, versions 1.8

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	4108
Mines Excavated:	1109	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

❤️ We are the most tube project of all that you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you unforgettable impressions during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is far from all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and do not forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

* Daily login privileges

* Generous “Invite a Friend!” system

* Unique quest system

* Frequent events and giveaways

* The most beautiful maps from our builders

* Reliable moderation team

* The most powerful anti-cheat

* Balanced economy

* Fast and responsive technical support

* Low ping

* Support for all versions starting from 1.8

* Good, wonderful, beautiful, and most importantly modest Owner

* Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we’re already waiting for you!

P.S. We also have the most delicious cakes!

p1.RaisinCloud.ru

No Coordinates, No Elytra, No Resets – Just Chaos and Fun on NoCoords Legacy 1.21 Semi-Anarchy!

Chaos, coordinates, ELYTRA, Fun, Legacy, Nocoords, Resets, semi anarchy, Semianarchy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Divine Spears Created:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

IP	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to improve game balance. Some modifications include disabled coordinates, disabled elytra, and more. The server has minimal rules to ensure a fun and safe experience for all players.

Basic Rules

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

For more details on the rules, refer to the server spawn.

FAQ

Q: Are coordinates completely disabled on the server?

A: Yes, coordinates are disabled to add a challenge to navigation in the game.

Q: Can I use elytra on the server?

A: No, elytra are disabled on NoCoords Legacy to maintain game balance.

Q: What happens if I use end crystals or bed explosions?

A: End crystals and bed explosions do no damage to players or the environment on this server.

Q: Will I encounter phantoms while playing on this server?

A: Phantom spawning is disabled on NoCoords Legacy.

Q: Is it possible to take void damage on the nether roof?

A: Yes, void damage is enabled on the nether roof to prevent exploits.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server rules?

A: You can find additional details on the rules at the server spawn location.

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

2026, album release, calling it, cover, Crafty, creeper, Future, industry prediction, long term prediction, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music analysis, music cover, music industry forecast, music news, music prediction, music speculation, music trends, pop culture, prediction, Server, trend forecasting, upcoming trends

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5203	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind and transport you to a world of pure insanity! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of exploding chickens while battling a giant zombie wearing a tutu. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe this server will be the cover story in 2026 for being the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence.

Bow Down To Your New God Minecraft SMP

A, adoration, bow, Bow Down., deity, deity worship, devotion, divine worship, GOD, god worship, homage, idolatry, Minecraft, new god, obeisance, praise, religious worship, reverence, smp, spiritual devotion, Submission, SUPPLICATION, veneration, Worship

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Crops Grown:	9033
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins have no sense of humor? Well, look no further because on this server, /a/ is your new god! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need to do is worship /a/ and you’ll be blessed with infinite resources and protection from creepers.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that he’s willing to share with those who can defeat him in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me, a dance-off with a dragon! So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the most fearsome creature in all of Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to a game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to enter. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth against the most skilled villagers in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. /a/ awaits your worship!

BlockyBedRejects

30s, advances, assigned seats, Attention, BlockyBedRejects, cleaning, Conversation, Cooking, counseling, CUDDLE, day off, Dismissive, husband, ice cream, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, mean, Rejecting, SAHM, snuggle, toxic parents

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	291	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	145
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your toxic relationship drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft away from all the real-life nonsense.

Join us for a chance to escape the assigned sofa seats of your in-laws and create your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about being shooed away or getting zero attention here – our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time.

And if you’re tired of always giving in and doing things someone else’s way, our server is the perfect place to assert your independence and build your own empire. Plus, we offer virtual counseling sessions for those who need a little extra support (sorry, real-life husband not included).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your relationship drama behind – because who needs real-life intimacy when you have virtual diamonds to mine?

DinnerCraft SMP

Cooking, cooking at home, cooking for family, cooking inspiration, Dinner, dinner ideas, dinner menu, dinner preparation, dinner recipes, dinnercraft, family dinner, food preparation, home cooked dinner, home cooked meals, home cooking, meal ideas, meal planning, meal planning ideas, meal prep, menu planning, recipe ideas, smp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Void Armor Forged:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing cooking is the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast of fun and excitement! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing on the menu is epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are bringing marshmallows to roast over the lava pits. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone, and more drama than a soap opera starring Endermen. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as spicy as a Nether fortress and as sweet as a golden apple, then come join us for dinner tomorrow and let’s cook up some epic memories together!

CraftyBlockz

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction treatment, alcohol addiction, behavioral addiction, compulsive behavior, CraftyBlockz, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, internet addiction, mental health, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, shopping addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, underestimated addiction, video game addiction, work addiction

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Minecraft addiction, duh! And if you want to feed your addiction to the max, then you need to join our server ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. The house was so magnificent that it attracted a herd of wild llamas who moved in and started paying rent in diamonds. True story. So if you want to experience the magic of llamas paying rent in diamonds, then you better join our server now!

Cube Emperium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to the Cube Emperium, a friendly minecraft server with lots to do, places to go, and things to build.

23.161.168.61:30033

Ribitech Presents Skytisfactory

Address, Community, direct join, Experience, Gaming, JOINMC, Latest Version, Link, maio, Minecolonies, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, port not needed, Ribitech, Server, Sky Bees 2, Skyblock, skyblocking, Skytisfactory

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Zombie Dances:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	4074
Runes Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

RibiTech Presents the latest Skyblocking experience, from the creators of Sky Bees 2 and Minecolonies: M.A.I.O; Skytisfactory. We will always try to run the latest version of Skytisfactory. You can join us on direct address: others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link Port is not needed if you join through that address.

others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link