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RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft: Untied Hands Server – Where chaos reigns supreme! Join now for a wild ride through the United Lands SMP chaos

Adventure, Allies, borders, Builder, Chaos, Combat, Community, Custom Gear, DISCOUNTS, Earth, Fairness, Geopolitical, Hands, Items, Jobs, Join, Lands, marketplace, Minecraft, Nations, REIGNS, Ride, roleplayer, Server, smp, SUPREME, Towns, Trailer, United, Untied, Wars, Wild

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

United Lands Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Map	A Towny-based Earth SMP server with a 1:500 scale map for immersive gameplay and geopolitical intrigue.
Trailer	Check out the epic wars, custom gear, and vibrant towns in the server’s video trailer.
Gameplay	Engage in deep gameplay with building, roleplay, custom items, and 7 unique jobs to choose from.
Economy	Player-driven economy with marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Fair Play	No pay-to-win advantages, donations are welcome but offer only cosmetic items.
Combat	Epic wars and thrilling combat between towns and nations for strategic gameplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the United Lands Minecraft server?

A: You can join by entering the server IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there a Discord community for United Lands?

A: Yes, you can join our community on Discord at https://discord.unitedlands.org

Q: Can I view the dynamic world map of United Lands?

A: Yes, you can view the world map at https://map.unitedlands.org

Q: Are there any advantages for donating to the server?

A: Donations are welcome but offer only cosmetic items, ensuring fairness and no pay-to-win advantages.

Q: What type of custom items are available in United Lands?

A: Custom items include new weaponry and exotic foods like mangoes, sushi, and croissants.

Funky Board Minecraft Server

Board, chuuba, Community, constant raids, electricity, Filipinos, Funky, homobeggars, indos, Kiara, Kronii, Minecraft, mori, MOTHERFUCKERS, pagpag eating, pic unrelated, positions of power, Raids, Server, server celebrities, Vietnamese, VT, vtuber scene

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by Filipinos, Indos, and Vietnamese everywhere you go online? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven from those pesky raiders and server celebrities! Join us and escape the constant chaos of /vt/ raids and homobeggar shenanigans.

Our server is so exclusive that even pagpag-eating motherfuckers can’t afford to join! We have top-notch security to keep out all the unwanted guests, so you can mine and craft in peace without worrying about any unexpected visitors.

So come on down to our server and experience a world free from the tyranny of Filipino, Indo, and Vietnamese domination. Build, explore, and laugh your ass off as you enjoy the ridiculousness that is our Minecraft community. Join now and say goodbye to the constant drama and hello to a server like no other.

Van Life Minecraft SMP

alternative living, Life, living in a van, Minecraft, minimalist living, mobile living, nomad lifestyle, off grid living, smp, tiny house movement, van, van adventure, van community, van conversion, van culture, van dwelling, van experience, van home, van life, van living, van living tips, van travel, vanlife adventures, vanlife community

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Towns Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring old house like a peasant? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the van life like never before! Our server is filled with custom-built vans that you can live in, complete with disco balls, lava lamps, and even a pet llama chauffeur named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Van Gang, a group of players who roam the land in their tricked-out vans, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once held a van race through a lava-filled canyon, with the winner receiving a diamond-encrusted steering wheel.

So if you’re ready to ditch your boring house and join the van life revolution, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next member of the Van Gang and embark on wild adventures you never thought possible.

RetirementCraft Server

403b, family dynamics, family expectations, financial assistance, financial fairness, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financially irresponsible, generational wealth, housing market, Mortgage, mortgage interest, parental favoritism, parental support, Retirement, retirement savings, RetirementCraft, Server, sibling rivalry, sibling support, stocks

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as financially irresponsible as my brother? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage spending all your diamonds on the fanciest houses and schools for your villagers.

We even have a special feature where you can liquidate all your in-game assets to buy a mansion in cash! Don’t worry about paying interest on a virtual mortgage, we’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! We offer a special gift of 500k in-game currency to all new players, just because we’re generous like that. So come join us and live above your virtual means in the most outrageous town in Minecraft!

AdoptedAF in-law Drama

Adopted, AdoptedAF, adoption, anger, biological parents, Boundaries, Communication, Disclosure, Drama, family, family dynamics, fiancée, Honesty, in-laws, inlaw, judgment, personal choice, personal history, privacy, privacy rights, real family, relationships, Secrets

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Void Armor Forged:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Zombie Dances:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where your only family is the blocks you mine and the animals you tame! No need to worry about pesky PIs showing up at your door or angry in-laws demanding answers. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which color sheep to shear next. So leave the real world behind and escape to a place where the only family you need is your fellow players. Join now and start building your virtual family today!

TechNostalgia Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the stone age? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of ancient and modern technology! We still use dial-up internet to give you that authentic 90s gaming experience. And forget about fancy shaders and texture packs, we exclusively play in black and white to really make those creepers pop! Join us for a wild ride through time and see if you can survive in our wacky world of outdated tech!

Hypocraft: Double Standards Galore!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of hypocrites in your life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind! Our server is a hypocrisy-free zone where everyone is encouraged to be their true, authentic selves. No more dealing with two-faced players who say one thing and do another. On our server, what you see is what you get – unless you’re wearing a disguise, then who knows what you’ll get! Join now and experience the freedom of being surrounded by genuine, honest players who will never let you down. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of talking pigs who are experts in calling out hypocrisy. So if you’re ready to have a laugh and escape the drama, come join us today!

EscapeCraft: 49 Ukrainians

Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escapecraft, foreign policy, freedom, geopolitical issues, hostages, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, prisoner exchange, prisoners, Release, russia, Russian captivity, Ukraine, ukrainians, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

hey u know wat else is a captivaty? being stuck on a boring minecraft server with no fun or excitement. but not on our server! we got 49 ukrainians who were released from russian captivity and now they are here to bring the party to our server. they got all the crazy stories and wild adventures to share with u while u build ur epic minecraft creations. join us now for a one-of-a-kind experience that u won’t find anywhere else. plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server with former captives? it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories together!

PixelVape: Skirting Rules on Insta

ai, brands, BU researchers, compliance, E-Cigarette, Flavored Nicotine, harms, Health Labels, Health Warning Labels, insta, instagram, marketing tactics, nicotine addiction, PixelVape, Posts, public health, regulations, rules, Skirting, social media, tobacco industry, vast majority

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Emeralds Found:	3212
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	194	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual world where u can escape from all da e-cigarette brands tryna skrrt da rules on Instagram! Like, u won’t see any health warning labels here, just pure unadulterated fun and blocky adventures! Our AI technology makes sure dat u won’t be bombarded with any flavored nicotine nonsense, just good ol’ fashioned building and exploring. So come join us and leave those pesky e-cig brands in da dust! #BlockyAdventures #NoE-CigsAllowed #MinecraftMadness

What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	1224
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular YouTube gaming commentator and comedian known for his deadpan humor and sarcastic commentary on a variety of games and internet videos. With over 8 million subscribers, he has gained a large following for his unique and humorous style of content. In addition to his YouTube channel, he is also active on Twitch where he streams gameplay and interacts with his fans.