comedic quotes – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

RevolveCraft: No Door Slams
Absurdity, comedic, comedic moments, comedic quotes, comedic scenarios, comedic situations, Door, door humor, futile efforts, futile tasks, futility, humor, humorous quotes, humorous situations, impossible task, irony, Pointless, repetitive actions, RevolveCraft, revolving door, revolving door humor, Slams
come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.
we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.
join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.
remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
I-Blocks
Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival
We Are A Fun Network With Many Game types Such as Skyblock, Survival, Creative, And Many More! Come Join us at I.block.in Or go to our website at: http://i-network.buycraft.net/category/744005
I-block.in

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
OwerCraft
Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival
OwerCraft is a Minecraft server in 1.9/1.10. On this server you will be able to find survival, creative, pvp/faction and mini-games like warcraft, hungers games, rush etc… We have shown innovation in the creation of some of these games like WarCraft , based on the FPS style, or Op Prison entirely recoded by our DEV Java staff for even more fun! The staff will always be there to listen to you on TeamSpeak and the server chat!
mc.owercraft.fr

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Bridgerland
Arcade
The server is called “Bridger Land” which by itself, kind of explains the server. Our server is bridging related! We offer a unique and special way for people to learn bridging, and to simply have fun playing within our server in general! Some of our features are: Trainer AI which is found inside of the Fast Bridger Server, Reducers names and skins could be changed to your liking, as well with a level selector, you can choose from Easy, Medium or Hard mode. We have a few game modes to choose, such as a unique bridge racing game, where you and your opponent race to the end of the map! But there are challenges, some maps include pearl clutching and landing on checkpoints.
bridger.land

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Cinders
Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Skyblock
Cinders, a land where it is hot, focused on creating a fun environment for players to use as a new home, and brought to you by the Lord of Cinders, come see us.
You might find us to be your new family.
The staff team has tons of past experience and our choice in plugins has long been worked with.
Come join us in the flame’s glow of Cinders
192.95.46.114
192.95.46.114

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Hardcore Games
Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding
We’re a minecraft network with gamemodes such as Factions, Kits and Hardcore Factions!
Website: https://www.hcgames.org Server Store: http://donate.hcgames.org
viperhcf.com

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Chocohills slimefun
Creative, Semi Vanilla, Survival
ChocolateHillsBedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132
OP Survival– Golden Shovel Claim– Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker
Dungeon Survival:– Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing
Vanilla:– keep inventory, almost no commands– no shop, no storage protection, no pvp
Creative:– 512×512 Big Plots– Timed Worldedit
play.chocohills.com

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
WoolCity
Creative, Mini Games, Towny
Welcome to WoolCity! We are mainly a Creative server but we also have Towny and an up-and-coming Minigames server! We have 2 main plot worlds, one massive 300×300 block plot world and a smaller 150×150 block plot world. Feel free to build in both! And when you have a plot filled, a staff member can give you another plot to work on, or merge your plot with another to get a MegaPlot! We are one of the very few creative servers that give almost completely restricted access to new players straight off the bat. There’s no ranking up to get commands, you will have them from the word go. Our brush size isn’t limited to a measly 5 blocks either! you can take it up to 20 if you like! As well as that, we have installed craftscripts like BuildCommands so you can build even more amazing builds.
wc.lumengaming.com

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
MoarCoresMinecraft
Survival
First off, kids: MCMC is a minecraft server for a generally mature audience. We are most certainly not all ages. We do not put up with the complaints nor the demands of children.
With that out of the way: We are a Freebuild survival server in the traditional style. That means that we are building focused. We don’t do PvP, Creative, or any of that other nonsense. We offer a simple, to the point, survival build server. We do have a few mods to try to make life easier for those willing to build massive creations in survival, but largely we are vanilla except for anti-grief.
No, griefing is not allowed. We ban instantly and permanently. If it is not yours, do not touch it, yeah?
mc.moarcores.net

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Exeoscraft smp
Economy, Giveaways, Jobs, Land Claim, MCMMO, Mypet, PvE, Silkspawners, smp
Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP!
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Got money? Keep it. Any money we generate goes completely to charity.🌟 Why Choose Us?
🌍 Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is what we promise to sustain.
🎁 Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
🌈 Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome here as ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
🤖 Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, while keeping things far from boring.
🎮Cross-Platform: Tuned for both Java and Bedrock, with features specific for Bedrock players that are completely unique!
🌐 Our Features:
🌄 Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever
🌟 Level-Up System
🐾 Pets
🏡 Land Claim
🪓 McMMO
💰 Strong Economy
🏆 Leaderboards
🌟 Hard Difficulty
🗳️ Player-Driven Updates
Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.
Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.comBedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132Discord: https://discord.com/invite/exeoscraft
Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU
play.exeoscraft.com

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
SORB Vilous
Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival
SORB Vilous 1.12.2
This server features a tech-enriched sci-fi themed modded experience in vanilla Minecraft. We have protective rules, great staff, a great community, lots of planets to travel to, factions to join, and a lot more. We are part of the SORB community (sorbmc.com).
We’ve been operating since August 1st, 2012. We were formerly known as Cosmicraft. We joined into the SORB community in early 2017.
Plugins: TARDIS, MCMMO, Factions, Slimefun + Add-ons, and a lot more. Come check it out!
vilous.sorbmc.com

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP