comedic quotes – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

RevolveCraft: No Door Slams
Absurdity, comedic, comedic moments, comedic quotes, comedic scenarios, comedic situations, Door, door humor, futile efforts, futile tasks, futility, humor, humorous quotes, humorous situations, impossible task, irony, Pointless, repetitive actions, RevolveCraft, revolving door, revolving door humor, Slams
come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.
we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.
join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.
remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

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#blt SMP
accommodate, Additions, Communication, Community, Discord, Economy, Engaging, Environment, Features, Friendly, members, Minecraft, payments, player, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Safety, Server, Staff, Store, Suggestions, Survival, THRIVING, Training
#blt SMP is a friendly community wishing the best for all its members by providing a safe environment for communicating and engaging with other members of the community. All the staff are trained to accomodate any type of player and to handle most, if not all, situations that may arise as you become part of the community. Should you feel that something is wrong or should be changed for the better, contact the staff team either in game or on the Discord, we are always awaiting suggestions for feature additions.
Nothing in the store is necessary to play on the server or be part of the community, rather they are there to provide a method for the server to pay for itself to keep it running for the forseeable future to keep the community thriving.
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BlockyLife Minecraft Server
Alex Chen, Arcadia Bay, Before the Storm, BlockyLife, Bloom & Rage, chloe price, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, Double Exposure, episodic narrative game, Life is Strange, Life is Strange General, Lost Records, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, Pacific Northwest, Rachel Amber, rewind time, Server, Sleepy Gays, supernatural power, true colors, Upcoming Merch
Join our Minecraft server for an even more sleepy and gay experience than ever before! Just like in Life is Strange, you’ll have the power to rewind time and make new friends like Max Caulfield and Chloe Price. But watch out, because there’s also supernatural powers, violent anger, and world-altering sadness waiting for you. Plus, upcoming merch like Life is Strange: Heatwaves – Out now! So hop on this server for a wild ride full of drama, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of time travel. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll create in this crazy Minecraft world!

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Exiled by the AEWtists in Minecraft SMP
aew, AEWtists, audience engagement, britt, Character development, Competition, controversy, criticism, Entertainment, Exiled, fanbase, match, Minecraft, monke, Performance, Problem, professional wrestling, realization, smp, Storyline, talent, wrestling
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us as we navigate through the treacherous waters of alliances, betrayals, and epic battles for dominance.
In this server, we have a group known as the AEWtists who are all about putting on the best matches and entertaining the masses. But watch out, because if you can’t carry your weight like Britt, you might just find yourself exiled to the far reaches of the map.
Will our players be able to prove their worth and rise to the top, or will they crumble under the pressure and be banished forever? Join us and find out in this crazy adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way.

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NoPawsNoProbMC
forced, friend’s dog, Guilt, high energy dog, letting her down, Memory, NoPawsNoProbMC, not a dog person, OVERWHELMING, pet-free, PREPARED, quiet home, rehoming, rescue, responsibilities, time and attention
Are you tired of feeling guilty for not adopting your late friend’s dog? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole pack of virtual dogs just waiting for you to adopt them! No guilt, no pressure, just pure pixelated puppy love.
Join our server and experience the joy of owning a virtual dog without any of the real-life responsibilities. You can take them on virtual walks, play fetch with them, and even teach them tricks – all from the comfort of your own home (or blocky castle).
Don’t let the pressure from your friend’s family get you down – on our server, you can honor your friend’s memory in a fun and lighthearted way. Plus, who wouldn’t want a virtual dog as a companion in the vast world of Minecraft?
So come on over and join us for a doggone good time! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in the form of a pixelated pooch.

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CraftySplurge – Minecraft SMP
big ticket item, costly but worth it, CraftySplurge, designer item, expensive purchase, extravagant buy, extravagant splurge, high price, indulgent buy, Investment, justified expense, lavish purchase, long-term investment., luxury item, Minecraft, premium purchase, quality product, smp, Splurge, top of the line, value for money, worth it, worthwhile investment
Have you ever spent a ridiculous amount of diamonds on a shiny new enchanted sword, only to realize it was totally worth it when you slayed a whole army of creepers with just one swing? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to show off your blingiest loot. Who needs real-world riches when you can be the king of the blocky world? Trust us, it’s worth every single emerald.

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Blockageddon
Blockageddon, climate change, dangerous collapse, economic crisis, education system, energy grid, environmental degradation, financial market, food supply chain, global economy, healthcare access, healthcare system, housing market, Infrastructure, mental health crisis, natural disasters, political instability, social inequality, social unrest, technological dependence, unemployment rate
Are you tired of boring, stable Minecraft servers that never keep you on the edge of your seat? Well, look no further because our server is dangerously close to collapse at any moment! Join us for a thrilling experience where you never know if your creations will be standing or in ruins the next time you log on.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary creeper that has been known to spontaneously explode entire villages just for fun. Will you be able to outsmart this explosive menace and survive the chaos?
If that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. Can you navigate your way through the treacherous tunnels and claim the loot for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace the chaos, danger, and excitement that awaits you at every turn!

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TurkishPurgeMCServer
authoritarianism, crackdown, Democracy, Erdogan, freedom of speech, Government, graduates, HUMAN RIGHTS, Military, military coup, military intervention, Oath, Politics, president, pro-secular, Purge, purge of dissent, secularism, turkey, turkish, TurkishPurgeMCServer
so, like, this server is so lit that even the turkish president is talking about it. he’s all like “i gotta purge the military grads who aren’t on this server, they’re missing out on all the fun!”
join us and you’ll have the power to overthrow governments in-game, just like the turkish president wishes he could do in real life. show him who’s boss by building the craziest structures and leading your own army of pixelated warriors.
plus, we have a secret underground society of pro-secular players who are plotting to take over the server. will you join them or fight against them? the choice is yours, but either way, you’ll have a blast on this wild and unpredictable server. come join the chaos!

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Redstone Rush: America’s Secret Server
#covert operations, America, Americas, conservative media, conservative news outlets, Disinformation, Espionage, fake news, foreign interference, Infiltration, influence, Kremlin, Manipulation, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, putin, Redstone, Rush, russia, Russian government, secret, Server, undercover
so like, u know how russia is always up to some sneaky stuff? well, turns out they’ve been infiltrating america’s conservative media! but don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect distraction for u – our EPIC minecraft server! come join us and escape the drama of international espionage by building ur own virtual world with ur friends! plus, rumor has it that putin himself is a regular player on our server, so u never know who u might run into! join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind russia’s secret agenda, one block at a time!

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Cosmic Clash: Universe Expansion – Canuro’s Breakthrough
Astronomy, Astrophysics, Breakthrough, Canuro, Canuros, clash, Cosmic, cosmic microwave background, Cosmological Models, cosmology, Dark Energy, data analysis, Distance Measurements, Expansion, Expansion Rate, Galactic Structures, hubble constant, Measuring, observations, Potential Breakthrough, Redshift, research, scientific discovery, Universe
Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore the universe in Minecraft? Well, now you can on The Cosmology Clash server! We’ve got a potential breakthrough in measuring the universe’s expansion rate, so you can literally travel to different galaxies and see how fast they’re growing.
Join us for epic space battles with aliens, where you can use your Minecraft skills to save the universe from impending doom. Plus, our server has the most insane custom mods that will blow your mind. Want to ride a space llama with a jetpack? We got you covered.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with Elon Musk and plan your next mission to Mars. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.
So what are you waiting for? Join The Cosmology Clash server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, it’s out of this world!

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What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?
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ItsFunneh, also known as Kat, is a popular Canadian YouTuber known for her gaming content. She started her channel in 2011 and quickly gained a following for her entertaining and family-friendly videos. ItsFunneh primarily creates content centered around Roblox, Minecraft, and other popular online games. With over 10 million subscribers, she has become one of the most successful female gaming YouTubers in the industry.

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