New Minecraft Servers 2025

comedic meme. Minecraft Servers

comedic meme. Minecraft Servers

  • LNRN Network

    LNRN Network
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 1027
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Crops Grown: 2697
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LNRN Network is a Minecraft server that allows both premium and cracked users to play. Server Hosting is located in Germany, Frankfurt and is provided by: lunarnodes.xyz Server Minigames: – BedWars – Survival (vanilla) – TNT Games

    play.lnrn.lol

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  • RaavaCraftMC

    RaavaCraftMC
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 8298
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Mines Excavated: 2117 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Emeralds Found: 8948

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ra’avaCraftMC – Cross play – Brand New! (08/06/2024) – SMP – Bending/project Korra – AuraSkills + AuraMobs – SimplePets

    PROMO CODE dayoneish 30% off our first 24hrs! Available until 08/07/2024 @ 9:23pm est

    162.33.21.193:26995

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  • Notik┃Vanilla+ Minecraft server

    Notik┃Vanilla+ Minecraft server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 6466
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Runes Activated: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 446
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Recently, the Vanilla Minecraft development server Notik┃Vanilla+ was opened, on which:

    • (?) Free admission!

    • (?) You can play both with a license and with a pirated version!

    • (?) Adequate administration, which you can get into yourself.

    • (?) Various global/small events from players and administration.

    • (?) You can find new friends and create a Group, city or country at once.

    • (?) Sometimes the administration holds cash raffles.

    • (?) No griefing or stealing!

    You can find out everything and play after joining our discord!

    play.notik.net

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  • GG SMP: Where we take Minecraft almost as seriously as adulting, but with way more fun and shenanigans! Join us today!

    GG SMP: Where we take Minecraft almost as seriously as adulting, but with way more fun and shenanigans! Join us today!
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 9958
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6616 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 291 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Grownup Gamers Minecraft Server

    Are you sick of immature players spamming TikTok memes in your gamechat while you’re trying to explore a cave?

    Tired of toxic kids ruining your building concentration with their relentless yapping?

    Embarrassed to admit you don’t know what “skibidi” even means?

    Or do just you want a really chill group of people to mine, craft, and chat with? An SMP server where you can enjoy hilarious game nights on Discord, build some fantastic Minecraft projects, and call home?

    Welcome to Grownup Gamers! GG is your shelter from the storm, and we are here to provide a safe, relaxed, mature, and fun environment for older gamers like ourselves. Whether you’re a total noob or a seasoned pro, our community is ready to welcome you with open arms.

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    What is Grownup Gamers? Grownup Gamers is a server for mature gamers aged 18 and above, offering a friendly and supportive community for playing Minecraft.
    What kind of players are part of Grownup Gamers? Most of our active player base are well into their 30s and 40s, have jobs and/or families, and enjoy playing Minecraft in a relaxed and supportive environment.
    What features does the server offer? We offer Java/Bedrock compatibility, voice chat/proximity chat capabilities, a dedicated server for lag-free gameplay, DynMap for real-time exploration, Discord integration, and a content creator-friendly environment among others.
    How can I join Grownup Gamers? You can join by visiting our Discord server, introducing yourself, submitting a whitelist ticket, and familiarizing yourself with our rules. Starter gear and essentials are provided for new players.
    Where can I find more information? You can visit our Discord server, DynMap, and website for more information and to connect with our community.

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 465
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as white women racemixing with criminal niggers? Look no further! Our server is like a melting pot of chaos and excitement, just like those European countries with a surplus of male refugee niggers.

    Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected encounters and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to fend off a horde of refugee niggers while trying to protect your precious diamonds! And hey, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unlikely of places.

    So come on, join our server and embrace the madness. Who needs boring old family-friendly servers when you can have a wild ride like this? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one crazy story at a time!

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  • Questioning Minecraft SMP

    Questioning Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 4185
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 276216 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 50

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as girly as Tokyo Mew Mew? Well, look no further because our server is more manly than a pack of wolves riding motorcycles!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie. Our server is so intense, even the creepers are scared to come near!

    Forget about ranking magical girl series, on our server, you’ll be ranking who can build the most epic castle or who can survive the longest in the Nether. And don’t worry about your anxiety and autism, because on our server, everyone is too busy laughing and having a blast to care about labels.

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing girly about it is the pink sheep roaming around (and even they have a tough side). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • PhonelessPrincess

    PhonelessPrincess
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 732
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Animals Bred: 114
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the clumsiest players can thrive! Join us and experience the ultimate adventure of trying to keep your virtual gadgets intact while building your dream world.

    📱 Worried about breaking your phone like the daughter in this story? Don’t fret! On our server, your virtual devices are indestructible, no matter how many times you drop them off a cliff or into a lava pit.

    💸 Save your money for in-game upgrades and expansions instead of constantly replacing broken electronics. Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear?

    🤪 Join us now and show your daughter that breaking phones is so last year – on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks! Trust us, she’ll thank you for it…eventually. 😉 #MinecraftLifeLessons

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  • HateQsMinecraftSMP

    HateQsMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 1553
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 184 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Say goodbye to mundane questions like “What’s your favorite color?” and hello to epic quests like “Can you defeat the evil llama king and save the village from certain doom?” So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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  • MediaMartyrCraft

    MediaMartyrCraft
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 9087
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5809 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6787 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about getting canceled by the media! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hide all our players from the paparazzi and haters. Rumor has it that even Justin Bieber sought refuge here after his infamous egg-throwing incident. So come join us and build your own fortress of protection against the harsh world of celebrity drama. Who knows, you might even run into a disgraced politician or two while you’re at it!

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  • CraftyVenezuelaMC Server

    CraftyVenezuelaMC Server
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 7936
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Crops Grown: 1309 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how in minecraft u can fly with an elytra? well, on this server, we got this dude Gonzalez who can fly to Spain with an arrest warrant! like, how crazy is that? come join our server and maybe u can fly to Spain too, who knows? maybe u can even become the next Venezuela opposition leader, just watch out for those arrest warrants lol. join now for a wild ride, u won’t regret it!

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