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  • Blocky Blunders & Love Fails

    Blocky Blunders & Love Fails

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse! If you think you’ve seen it all, think again! Here are just a few outrageous reasons why you absolutely must join our zany blocky universe:

      • Creeper Cuddles Gone Wrong: Ever tried to romance a creeper? In our server, we had a guy who thought it was a good idea to take a creepypasta character on a date! Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well. One moment he was sharing a flower, the next he was just a charred memory of a "love story." Join us to see his ashes memorialized in pixelated glory!

      • Netherward Bound: Join us in the Nether, where a player once tried to impress a group of friends by doing the legendary “lava dive” but mixed his potions up and ended up turning into a sentient block of ice! The sight of him desperately hurling fireballs while trying to stay warm? Absolutely priceless.

      • Enderman’s Closet Confessions: Have you ever tried to flirt with an Enderman? One brave soul thought he’d give it a shot… until he realized ‘look but don’t touch’ was taken a bit too literally! Witness the saga as he accidentally grabbed an Enderman’s precious block and triggered an interdimensional war over a single log. Talk about a "breakup"!

      • The Great Sheep Meet-Cute: One player boasted about how he could woo sheep into following him with a trail of wheat. Little did he know, he accidentally attracted every hostile mob in the process! The result? An epic stampede of wool and mayhem that left him trapped in a wool fortress. Now we hold reenactments every Friday night!

      • Potion Mishaps: Ever brewed a potion that landed you back in time? One ambitious alchemist attempted to create a "Love Elixir" and instead ended up resurrecting ancient mobs! Now we have a weekly “Retro Rage” event where we relive the chaos—oh, and you might bump into a long-lost dinosaur too!

      • Ender Dragon’s Dating Profile: This server has a special feature—swipe right on the Ender Dragon! In a hilarious twist, it’s discovered that it has a thing for players wearing diamond armor. Unfortunately, many romances ended in dramatic dragon-breathing disasters, leaving players endlessly respawning to learn more of its quirky demands!

    Dive into the wildest Minecraft experience ever! The laughter never ends, and neither do the absurd tales. Adventure awaits, and trust us—you do NOT want to miss out on these legendary shenanigans! Join now and contribute to our ever-growing encyclopedia of "Epic Fails!"

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  • Advancements Not Advancing SMP: Where Progress Goes to Die

    Advancements Not Advancing SMP: Where Progress Goes to Die

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP 51.222.147.227
    Port 25607

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Why do my advancements reset every time I rejoin the server? This could be due to a server-side issue, such as a plugin or configuration setting. It’s recommended to check with the server administrator for assistance in resolving this issue.
    What version of Minecraft is the server running? The server is running on Minecraft version testv1.0, utilizing Geyser as a plugin for cross-platform compatibility.
    How can I access the server map? You can access the server map by visiting the following link: Server Map

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • xapros smp: Where Vanilla is Half-Baked and Events are On Point! Version 1.20.4 and Dynmap Included

    xapros smp: Where Vanilla is Half-Baked and Events are On Point! Version 1.20.4 and Dynmap Included

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Server Info
    New 1.21 Blocks Enabled Tuff blocks, copper blocks & crafter
    Holiday Themed Events Minigames and collectable items
    Whitelist Only No random rogue players
    Daily Players 5-15 different players
    Active Community Always welcoming new players
    Server Uptime 24/7 with zero lag
    No Reset Policy Your base is always saved
    No Immersion Breaking Mods No land claims, tps, or added mods
    Strict Rules Against stealing, hacking, and griefing

    View some of our builds here.

    Join the discord to apply: https://discord.com/invite/NeekSj856k

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join our server by applying through our Discord server. Use the link provided above to join and follow the instructions.

    Q: Are there any age restrictions?

    A: We welcome players of all ages to our server. As long as you follow the rules, you are welcome to join.

    Q: What are the rules regarding griefing?

    A: We have strict rules against griefing, stealing, and hacking. Any violations of these rules will result in a ban from the server.

    Q: Is there a limit on building size or number of structures?

    A: There are no limits on building size or the number of structures you can build. Feel free to unleash your creativity!

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  • MineRefuge VS Hypixel

    MineRefuge VS Hypixel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hypixel MineRefuge
    Pros Pros
    – Largest Minecraft server with a variety of mini-games – Unique Earth Survival server with a 1:500 replica of Earth
    – High player population and active community – OneBlock server offers a unique gameplay experience
    – Regular updates and events – Dedicated survival and OneBlock modes for different playstyles
    Cons Cons
    – Can be overwhelming for new players due to the sheer size and variety – Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
    – Some players may experience lag due to high player population – May have fewer mini-games compared to Hypixel

    FAQ:

    1. How large is the player population on Hypixel compared to MineRefuge? – Hypixel has a much larger player population compared to MineRefuge, offering a more active and bustling community.

    2. What unique features does MineRefuge offer? – MineRefuge offers a unique Earth Survival server with a 1:500 replica of Earth, as well as a OneBlock server where players start on a single block and expand their island.

    3. Are there any drawbacks to playing on Hypixel? – Some players may find Hypixel overwhelming due to the large size and variety of mini-games available, and may experience lag at peak times.

    4. What sets MineRefuge apart from other servers? – MineRefuge stands out for its focus on survival and unique gameplay modes like Earth Survival and OneBlock, catering to different playstyles.

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  • Sorry, Wrong Server…But It’s Still Awesome! 1.20.2 with MCPets, Excellentcrates, and more!

    Sorry, Wrong Server…But It’s Still Awesome! 1.20.2 with MCPets, Excellentcrates, and more!

    New Minecraft Servers

    NTRS – NOT THE RIGHT SERVER

    A Survival server made for those looking for a place to hang out, and have a good time.

    If you’re looking for a small server that doesn’t have a chat that you can’t even type in because the server is filled with 200+ players, you’re in luck, because NTRS has 75 player slots!

    We have a lot for players to do, and are always working on more cool stuff for you such as pixel art with artmap, pets that you can fly such as dragons, over 20 minigames like spleef, chess, tntrun, dropper, horse racing, survivalgames, and many more!

    While I’d like to talk about the VIP privileges, I’m more keen on explaining that you do not need to be a VIP to access anything specifically, and that as a player, I want you to be able to obtain everything for free, without spending money at all, ever.

    There are of course Supporter roles that are linked to the website and the discord, but the only real difference between VIP and MEMBER are that it’s up to chance, and will take time and luck to get the pets and mmoitems, or even the custom rank prefixes coming soon!

    There’s honestly a lot I could talk about as this server isn’t just another SMP server to me, I’ve put all the money and love I have into it, and I genuinely hope that you will check it out. NTRS was just a little server I was hosting on my rig back in 2019 for my friends, and I’ve always wanted it to be something more than that, and now it finally is!

    So sign up on our website to interact with the community, join the discord, or check out our forum page and meet some friends, it helps us learn more about the people joining our server, it also makes it easier for you to ask us for help and report or suggest things to us! NTRS IP: play.nottherightserver.online NTRS Website: NTRS Website NTRS Twitter: NTRS Twitter

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do I need to be a VIP to access all features? No, you do not need to be a VIP to access anything specifically. Everything can be obtained for free.
    What are the differences between VIP and MEMBER? The only real difference is that it’s up to chance and will take time and luck to get certain perks as a VIP.
    How many player slots does the server have? NTRS has 75 player slots available.
    Can I interact with the community outside of the server? Yes, you can sign up on the website, join the discord, and visit the forum page to meet other players.

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