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  • Just Mine It: The Minecraft SMP!

    Just Mine It: The Minecraft SMP!

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    Yo, fellow block heads and pixelated homies! Gather ‘round because I got the scoop on the most EPIC Minecraft SMP that’s more ridiculous than a creeper on a unicycle! You might be asking yourself, “Why should I join this chaos-corrupted block party?” Well, lemme throw some outrageous reasons at ya like a giant llama throwing up on a diamond!

    First off, you have the chance to join a literally cursed village where every villager has a secret life as a professional bongo drummer. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking—how can Minecraft villagers play the bongos? Well, they can’t, but it’s hilarious watching them try while simultaneously being chased by a pack of rabid chickens that have formed a cult worshipping Steve as their supreme overlord! Trust me, it’s a whole vibe, and who wouldn’t want to be part of this living meme?

    Secondly, the nether is basically just a giant BBQ where all the ghasts play party tricks with fireballs while grilling rare steak! It’s like if Gordon Ramsay and the Nether had a baby! You can pull up, grab a plate, and feast like you’re at a 5-star steakhouse—well, until a ghast accidentally sets you on fire. But hey, you gotta risk it for the brisket, am I right?!

    Also, there’s a totally legit prophecy that says if you build a shrine to the almighty “Herobrine’s Couch,” the mystical sofa will grant you the power of eternal cringe. You gotta join to discover the ancient secrets of this couch that’s supposedly inhabited by the spirit of someone who lost their emeralds to a lava pit—like, what even?!

    And don’t get me started on the trolls. Not the kind that live under bridges, but the funny ones who sneak into your base, switch your diamond blocks with dirt, and leave behind cryptic messages like “Don’t forget to water your diamonds! 🌱” It’s a hilarious game of hide-and-seek with your sanity, and there’s no way you’re winning. You either go insane or become a Minecraft meme legend, and tbh, who doesn’t wanna be a meme legend?

    Lastly, rumor has it that there are top-secret hidden portals that take you to alternate dimensions where it’s just you and an army of cats watching Netflix! That’s right, grab your popcorn because you’re about to binge-watch the entire season of “The Office” while using enchanted catnip to summon the almighty feline gods.

    So if your life is a boring pile of cobblestone, join us for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a spider on a sugar high! Bring your friends, bring your dog, bring that one cactus you’ve been trying to get rid of for years—because in this SMP, we embrace the madness! Let’s get weird, fam! 🌈💎🔥

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  • Crafters.one | Voice Chat Vanilla Whitelisted SMP

    Crafters.one | Voice Chat Vanilla Whitelisted SMP

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    Crafters is a Minecraft server, a lot like 2b2t but without the griefing or stealing, running on the same map since January 28th, 2021 with the added benefit of a voice chat system in game. We want to bring socializing to single players and reenact that nostalgic feeling we would achieve playing our favorite block game in the early 2010s. Things took a change in the multiplayer scene once factions was released as a mass gamemode, causing loads of servers to normalize server resets. This trained us to expect to rebuild over and over, but sometimes building on something you’ve already worked on can be more rewarding. The purpose of Crafters is to allow players from all over the world to come build with voice chat on a vanilla server with a trust-based economic system without the fear and unease of possibly getting their items stolen or randomly killed. This can happen and is unavoidable because the basic principles of the game will attract a few bad apples. With a logging and backup system in place, we can promise to keep your builds and items as safe as we can. Nightly backups are taken and kept for a few days, and monthly backups are stored off the physical server.
    If you’d like to learn more about the server you can check out our wiki: https://wiki.crafters.one

    Join our discord to get whitelisted – crafters.one/discord/

    crafters.one

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  • OxyMC Network

    OxyMC Network

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    One of the first Balkan Minecraft servers with more than 100,000 registered players in more than ten years of existence. Join us now at IP address: play.oxymc.network, we are waiting for you!

    play.oxymc.network

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  • MineField

    MineField

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    169.249.170.31:25570

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  • WGDN Towny

    WGDN Towny

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    Welcome to WGDN! We are a Towny server that loves to have fun! Our server includes Towny (of course), mcMMO, MythicDrops, Holograms, SlimeFun, and CraftBook!

    Our rules are very important to us, and in order to maintain a healthy server experience, there are some guidelines we expect our players to follow…

    So hop on and say hello on our server, website, AND TeamSpeak server at: daguerro.net!

    daguerro.net

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  • Endless Horizons

    Endless Horizons

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    Jump into the world of Endless Horizons!

    Endless Horizons is an 100 slot server that employs a professional staff, and supports a friendly community. Endlesss Horizons is a survival server, where players can work together or on their own to survive.

    Endless Horizons boasts a variety of plugins that are sure to enhance the normal Vanilla Minecraft experience. All of our plugins have been modified to specifically cater to the needs of the players who play on our server. We offer a ranking system, which ranks up depending on the amount of time you play with us. The ranking system is intertwined with our perks system, which offers players a variety of enhancements/abilities.

    We also offer plugins that come standard on most servers, such as MCMMO, LWC and EchoPet among others.

    The possibilities are endless! Join today

    Staff (Shortened:) Owner: mandyms2010 Admins: Omanoctoa (Head), Emztastic (Tech), waterlubber (Tech) Mods: builderprofile12, Scythion, and Tpoletti

    s27.hosthorde.com:26364

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  • Mianite Realm

    Mianite Realm

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    Welcome to Mianite Realm! A unique Survival/roleplay experience lightly based around the popular youtube series. We offer McMMO, Slimefun, Custom Enchantments, PvP, and Community Quests to enhance your survival experience. We also have occasional RP and PvP Events! We have been up for over 5 years and plan on being around for a bit longer. Hope to see you on! ~ Upon joining the server you will choose which god you wish to follow. There are three gods to choose from:

    MIANITE: the older brother of Dianite and Ianite, is the God of grace and all things good. Resides in the overworld. IANITE: the sister of Mianite and Dianite, is the God of balance and all things equal. She resides in the end with her followers. DIANITE: the brother of Mianite and Ianite, is the God of immorality and evil. He is the ruler of the Nether and is only kind and loyal to his followers.

    Store: www.mianiterealm.com/shop Website: www.mianiterealm.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9QPPtGs

    *We are not the creators of Mianite, this is a fan community server.

    Play.Mianiterealm.com

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  • Sky-block.hostmc.pl

    Sky-block.hostmc.pl

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    Serwer minecraft no premium Server type: SkyBlock No premium Slots: 200 Version:1.7.2 1.7.4 1.7.5 1.7.9 1.7.10 1.8.0 IP: Sky-block.hostmc.pl Ts3 IP: Sky-block.hostmc.pl Website: www.Sky-block.hostmc.pl You will not find any spam, advertisements or curses on the server -> Entertainment: PVP 1 Parkours 10 chests refill every 3/4 hours Additional kits such as /kit cookies /kit armor etc Reputation /rep Ranking wysp /is rank Ranking PvP

    s21.hostmc.pl

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  • TheSkypeShowTown SKyBlockz

    TheSkypeShowTown SKyBlockz

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    TheSkypeSHowTown SKyBlockz: Is a brand new SkyBlockz with Medieval Spawn, PVP, And soo much more. LETS FIGHT!!!!!!!

    198.154.103.82

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  • Aeroserver

    Aeroserver

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    AeroServer, a Spanish Minecraft server with totally UNIQUE GAMES AND MAPS | NOT Premium | 1.7.x | IP: play.aeroserver.net | AeroBridges, AND MORE GAMES!

    play.aeroserver.net

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  • IGG The Independent Gaming Group

    IGG The Independent Gaming Group

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    [IGG] FTB Minecraft Server (Monster v1.1.1) (PVP) Since the beginning, Minecraft has always been part of IGG. Earlier versions didn’t seem to sustain themselves, and didn’t last for long. We have gone around and change that! We opened our doors 01-7-2014, to a Minecraft server like never seen be fore. Compared to our predecessor’s versions, that seemed to only host survival. We now have a fu lly functioning FTB – PVP,- Server up and running. With are active staff members, and our gre at community, we welcome players of any kind, so feel free to join.

    eu.igghq.com

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