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”LameCraft Server”

boring characters, comedic duds, comedic failures, comedic flops, dull characters, humorless, humorless cast, humorless figures, humorless individuals, humorless roles, lacking humor, LameCraft, not funny, Server, unamusing, unentertaining characters, unfunny actors, unfunny characters, unfunny performances, unfunny personalities, uninspiring characters

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Votes:	6985
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring, unfunny characters on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and meet the wackiest, most outrageous characters you’ve ever seen in your blocky life.

We’ve got Steve, the block-headed hero who once defeated a creeper by telling it a knock-knock joke. And don’t forget about Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Larrybrine, who can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a flick of his pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to anyone who can defeat him in a chicken dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild, hilarious adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what kind of crazy characters and antics you’ll encounter next!

VitD_CancerCrushers

Benefits, Cancer prevention, cancer treatment, comorbidities, depression, direct action, health, immune system, Lifestyle, mortality, nutrition, obesity, Prevention, reducing death, research, risk factors, Sunlight, Vitamin D, vitamin supplements, VitD_CancerCrushers, wellness

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮

Grand World

120server, 120smp, 120survival, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysmp, Anarchysurvival, Anarchysurvivalminecraft, Community, Conquest, Cunning, Customabilities, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Customterrain, devilfruit, Devilfruits, Exploration, high seas, Lawless, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Moddedserver, multiplayer, Onepiece, open world, Openoceans, Pirate, Pirate Themed, Pirates, PvP, sea monsters, Ship Battles, smp, strategy, stronghold building, Survival, Vanillaclient

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9026
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magic Items Found:	6267

Ahoy, mateys! Are ye ready for the ultimate pirate-themed Minecraft adventure? Grand World is the server for ye!

Our server is all about exploration, adventure, and survival in a lawless, open-world environment. With no rules, no restrictions, and no boundaries, it’s a true anarchy experience that will test your skills, strategy, and cunning.

Join a community of like-minded players and embark on a journey to conquer the high seas. Battle fierce sea monsters, pillage enemy ships, and build your own pirate stronghold on land or at sea. The possibilities are endless, and the choice is yours.

So what are ye waiting for? Set sail on 1.20.6 today and become the most notorious pirate on the seven seas!

discord: https://discord.gg/U7QUgQF7Ta

51.222.147.225:25615

GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server

American gentlemen, Beggar, compassion, cultural clash, Defeat, discrimination, Females, Generosity, GentlemenCraft, Interaction, Kindness, Magyar Cygany, Minecraft, MONEY, perseverance, POVERTY, primitive mob, resilience, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggle

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Farms Harvested:	152
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where American gentlemen face off against the fierce Magyar Cygany! Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, a Magyar Cygany beggar appears out of nowhere, begging for money like it’s their job. But fear not, because our brave players have learned to defeat these primitive mobs with ease.

And if that wasn’t enough, the only friendly faces you’ll find on this server are the female players. They’ll shower you with gifts and compliments, making you feel like the king of the world. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion in this crazy battle of the sexes!

FameCraft Minecraft Server

Acting, Celebrity, cultural impact, donald trump, emma watson, entertainment industry, Fame, Famecraft, FAMOUS, former actress, Hollywood, iconic, jackie chan, japs, johnny depp, michael jordan, Minecraft, pop culture, recognition, Server, social media, viral, Will Smith

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Star Shards Collected:	273
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3596
Astral Projections Made:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Japs were wandering around in the virtual world of Minecraft, completely oblivious to the fact that Emma Watson was right in front of them. They couldn’t recognize Johnny Depp, Jackie Chan, Donald Trump, Michael Jordan, or even Will Smith! But fear not, dear player, for on our server, you will never have to worry about mistaking a celebrity for a blocky character ever again. Join us for a hilariously confusing adventure filled with unexpected encounters and mind-boggling moments. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

DaddyDistracted Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child development, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DaddyDistracted, distractions, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, Marriage, mental health, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, postpartum depression, Prioritizing, Server, stress, Support, Technology, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a husband who thought he could work while taking care of a baby.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging dog chews and laptop distractions. Will you be able to juggle it all like this husband, or will you end up calling your mom in a panic to save the day?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can blame all your arguments on postpartum depression and await a referral while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where anything can happen and every day is a new adventure. Just remember, working while caring for a baby may not be the best idea, but it sure makes for a hilarious story!

SisterlySnafu: NoGoldenChild

building trust, childhood trauma, Communication, consequences, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, moving forward, NoGoldenChild, parenting, past mistakes, personal responsibility, Resentment, second chances, self improvement, sibling rivalry, SisterlySnafu, Therapy, tough love, troubled teen, trust issues

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	2562	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in second chances and epic comebacks just like Rebecca’s life story! Join us and experience the thrill of redemption as you build your way up from the bottom, just like Rebecca did after almost going to jail!

Explore our vast world filled with opportunities and challenges, just like the ones Rebecca faced when she had to earn back her trust with her family. Will you be able to prove yourself and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now and show us your skills, just like Cally did as an honor student. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the “golden child” of our server! Don’t let your past hold you back, join us and create a new future full of adventure and fun!

Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server

AVOID, be careful, BEWARE, Caution, Dangerous, don’t mess with, dont, Experience, hard lessons, heed warnings, learn from mistakes, lessons learned, Mess, Minecraft, not to be trifled with, past mistakes, proceed with caution, respect boundaries, Risky, Server, stay away, tough experiences, tread lightly, wisdom

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot laser beams out of their eyes. That’s right, you don’t want to mess with these bad boys!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a group of zombie chickens who are fiercely protective of their loot.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

4. Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who love to trade rare items for hugs. Just be careful not to accidentally squish them with your giant Minecraft feet!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

VanishingVibesMC

Abandoned, defunct, disappeared, disregarded, extinct product, faded away, failed venture, Forgotten, ghost company, Irrelevant, lost in time, no longer exists, obscure brand, obsolete, out of business, Overlooked, UNNOTICED, unobserved, unremembered, VANISHED, VanishingVibesMC

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	4215
Void Gems Collected:	40	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to the Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Have you ever wondered what happened to that company or product that disappeared without a trace? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground base where all the missing companies and products have been hiding out! Join us and uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where pigs can soar through the sky and cows can breakdance?

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other secrets and surprises you’ll uncover along the way!

HolyCraftAbuse

abuse of power, allegations, catholic church, charges, clergy, criminal, criminal charges, HolyCraftAbuse, investigation, Justice, Legal, misconduct, Polish, Priest, Religious, scandal, scandal-ridden, scandalous, sex abuse, Victims, World Youth Day

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, run by this polish priest who, get this, organised World Youth Day! but wait, there’s more – he’s also charged with sex abuse! like, who woulda thought, right?

but don’t worry, this server is lit af! like, you can build whatever you want, and there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle monsters and stuff. oh, and did i mention there’s a pet unicorn you can ride around on? yasss queen!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have fun and not get caught up in any scandals. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Nukeproof Ocean Salvage

Nukeproof, Ocean, Salvage

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	18

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE IS SCARED TO PLAY ON IT? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, MY FRIEND!

ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, CREEPERS THAT GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CHICKENS THAT LAY GOLDEN EGGS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, OUR SHEEP CAN DANCE, AND OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES IN TOWN! PLUS, IF YOU FIND THE HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST, YOU’LL BE REWARDED WITH A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF ENCHANTED GOLDEN CARROTS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU’RE SCARED OF HAVING TOO MUCH FUN, THAT IS!