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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 7084 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 291 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground club where we worship chickens and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of his hooves. It’s like a mix of Hogwarts and the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less magic wands. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. Join us now before the unicorns take over and make us all wear tutus!
