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ComebackCraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Dragons Tamed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Runes Activated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Buildings Constructed:	48	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult comeback training ground! Join us and learn how to roast your enemies with the most epic burns in all of Minecraft. We have insult battles, trash talk tournaments, and even a secret underground arena where players go head-to-head in a battle of wits. So if you’re ready to sharpen your tongue and show off your savage comebacks, join us now and become the ultimate insult warrior!

CraftyComebackz

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	178
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style!

Enchanted Oasis 1.20.6

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Runes Activated:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, only losers don’t love cucumber Gatorade! And on this server, we have an unlimited supply of that delicious green goodness.

Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes, like how insane is that? You can ride them into battle and conquer the Minecraft world like a boss.

Oh, and did I mention that all the trees are made of cotton candy? Yeah, you heard me right, FREE COTTON CANDY TREES! You can snack on them while building your epic creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NetflixN00bNoMore!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1291	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Emeralds Found:	4215
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of sharing a Netflix account with your sister and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream house without worrying about your sister leaving dirty dishes everywhere. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone yelling at you to clean the bathroom.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from the chaos of household chores and sibling arguments. Plus, we promise not to change the password on you!

So come on in and join us for a truly peaceful and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole world to explore?

IndieCraft United 1.20.4

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Votes:	9779
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
New Chunks Explored:	539639	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the mainstream VTubers with their thousands of viewers hogging all the attention? Well, fear not, because we’ve got a Minecraft server for the true VIPs – the indie VTubers with an average of 500 viewers or more!

Join us on this server for a wild ride filled with quirky, small-time VTubers who are just waiting to be discovered. Who needs those big corporate VTubers when you can support the little guys who are doing their own thing without any oversight?

We’ve got Twitch partners, YouTube stars, and even some non-English VTubers for those looking for something a little different. And hey, if you’ve got a VTuber crush with 499 viewers, don’t worry – we’re flexible with our requirements.

So come on down to our server, where we celebrate the underdogs of the VTuber world. Who needs the big names when you can hang out with the real stars of the show? Join us now and let’s make some memories together in this crazy world of indie VTubers!

LuxuryCraft: Simple Pleasures

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Crops Grown:	1384	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the sheer joy of finding a diamond in the depths of a cave! It’s like striking gold, but shinier and more blocky. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chickens who can speak fluent Pig Latin. You don’t want to miss out on the clucks and oinks of their conversations! So come on over and dig, build, and chat with our feathered friends. It’s a luxury you never knew you needed in your virtual life!

Bring your Minecraft community to life with this complete Economy SMP Server Setup

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3963
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Minecraft Economy SMP Server Setup

Features	Pre-configured ranks Dynamic job system Custom resource packs Economy with banks and interest Crate rewards Warps, quests, and boosters User-friendly plot system PvP arenas Essential commands (/fly, /spawn)
Download Link	Click here

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server setup compatible with Minecraft version 1.21?	Yes, it is optimized for Minecraft version 1.21.
Are there pre-configured ranks available?	Yes, the setup includes pre-configured ranks.
Can players create their own plots?	Yes, there is a user-friendly plot system available for players.
Are there PvP arenas for players to engage in combat?	Yes, there are thrilling PvP arenas on the server.
What are some of the essential commands available?	Players can use commands like /fly and /spawn.

Prevent Sexual Violence 1.20

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Star Shards Collected:	154

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We have pixelated pigs that will teach you how to respect women in a non-simp way. Our virtual world will show you that being a respectful player is the key to success. Forget about toxic masculinity, embrace the power of positive gaming vibes. Plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to commit any assault. So, come join us and let’s build a community where everyone feels safe and respected, one block at a time!

BlockBros Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Crops Grown:	6161
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Items Found:	6038	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2222	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream house without worrying about sexist roommates or political arguments!

Join us and leave behind the struggles of living with a lazy brother who expects you to be his personal chef and maid. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without the stress of real-life roommate drama.

Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will never argue with you about controversial topics or make sexist comments. You can finally relax and enjoy the game without any drama or tension.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life roommate drama behind! Who needs a roommate who can’t even cook or clean when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself?

CreeperCleanse – No Daily Showers

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of dealing with stinky situations like the one described above, then this is the server for you. Our players are required to shower daily in-game to maintain their virtual hygiene levels. Failure to do so will result in your character emitting a foul odor that will repel other players and mobs alike.

Join us for a refreshing experience where personal hygiene is taken seriously. Don’t let your virtual feet stink up the place like the unfortunate individual in the post above. Showering is not just a suggestion, it’s a requirement for survival on our server.

So come on in, scrub up, and let’s make this Minecraft world a cleaner and fresher place for all! Remember, cleanliness is key to success in this wacky and wild virtual world.

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to relive your childhood but in Minecraft form? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re going back to when you were a wee little Minecraft noob.

Join our server for the most epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever experience! We have crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creepers” and “Pig Racing with Ender Dragons”. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig ride an Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even run into Herobrine doing the Macarena. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

BlockyBedrockBonanza

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ores Mined:	8768
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the heat? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a lava-filled Nether portal! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Bedrock Booty” treasure hunt, where players can search for hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that the elusive Ender Dragon himself guards the grand prize – a diamond-encrusted saddle for your trusty steed.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting!