🔥comeback queen Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBanterCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult comeback training ground! Join us and learn how to roast your enemies with the most epic burns in all of Minecraft. We have insult battles, trash talk tournaments, and even a secret underground arena where players go head-to-head in a battle of wits. So if you’re ready to sharpen your tongue and show off your savage comebacks, join us now and become the ultimate insult warrior!

CraftyComebackz

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style!

WhippedCreamPrankster Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a prank war between siblings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for some crazy antics and unexpected twists!

Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!

And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!

RegretfulReject

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!

Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.

Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent

NoobToPro Minecraft SMP

Adventure, aspirations, bucket list, bungee jumping, cooking Class, dream, horseback riding, hot air balloon ride, Minecraft, mountain climbing, new experiences, NoobToPro, paragliding, photography workshop, pottery making, salsa dancing, scuba diving, skiing, skydiving, smp, Surfing, travel, zip lining

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Votes:	7010	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit at all times? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have a thriving community of players who all embrace their inner chicken and strut their stuff around the virtual world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. You can trade with them using only emeralds and carrots, and if you’re lucky, they might even let you join their llama dance parties.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you have to jump off a giant floating potato and land in a pool of slime? It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potatoes.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this chicken-filled, llama-controlled, potato-loving world!

MinecraftManiaTV

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	2164	Buildings Constructed:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

What’s one TV show everyone should watch? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time watching boring old TV when you could be joining our epic world of blocky adventures and craziness? Trust us, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other shows. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard that right. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams!

KamalaCraft2024: Fake News Edition

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7708
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	135
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Magic Items Found:	6604
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that shoots you into the sky at warp speed. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. but beware, there’s a secret society of evil creepers plotting to take over the server, so you better join our side and help us defeat them with our army of flying pigs armed with laser beams. trust us, this server is so lit, even Kamala Harris would want to play here.

Market Ancestor CoV-2: Global Match

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mines Excavated:	4242
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so like, you know how the common ancestor of SARS-CoV-2 is linked to the Huanan market? well, guess what? our Minecraft server is like the global common ancestor of all servers! it’s where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together.

join us if you want to uncover ancient mysteries buried deep within the pixelated world. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with rare loot, and hidden portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie pigmen and ride on the backs of dragons.

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. imagine the chaos you could create by messing with the laws of physics in Minecraft!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our pixelated paradise!

Scrambled Eggs – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

40 members, Announcements, application, atmosphere, Average, backups, Builds, Community, Datapacks, Discord, eggs, Friendly, hermitcraft, Longevity, Minecraft, Redstone, rules, Scrambled, Seasons, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Zombie Dances:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay with added datapacks for armor stand posing and mob heads
Community	40 members from around the world, aged 16-25
Seasons	Currently in the 4th season, lasting 14-19 months
Joining Requirements	Discord account, age 16 or older, building experience

FAQ

Why Join Us?

Our server offers longevity with fresh seasons and a friendly community atmosphere. With fun features like armor stand posing and mob heads, there’s always something new to enjoy.

What are the Joining Requirements?

Discord account is required for server announcements and communication
Players must be 16 or older
Building experience is preferred for player applications
Having a microphone is optional

Still interested? Join our discord and apply! https://discord.gg/W3rPw3x5

Crafty Mine – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Votes:	6119	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than the latest WoW cinematic? Well, look no further because our server is like the Threads of Destiny, weaving insane adventures for you to embark on!

Join our server and experience a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind! We’ve got crocolisk mounts, shark hats, and plunderlord sets that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.

Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like the GLOBO FOMO guild on Moon Guard, but with even more epic quests and loot to discover. And don’t even get us started on the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn – they’ve got nothing on the craziness that happens on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs WoW when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Buy the rumor, sell the news! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Alien Abductions:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the midwits out there who think they’re smarter than everyone else!

Join us for a wild ride where rumors are currency and news is just another item to be traded. Who needs diamonds when you can make a fortune by buying into the latest gossip and selling it to the highest bidder?

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories to keep you entertained for hours on end. From the legend of the chicken who could outbuild any player to the mysterious disappearance of the server’s most valuable block, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own intelligence all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

BlockBusterSMP – No time for distractions!

Accountability, addiction recovery, BlockBusterSMP, coping strategies, discipline, distractions, goal-setting, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, porn addiction, positive mindset, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-care, self-control, staying motivated, support system, Therapy, Time, triggers

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of spending all your time watching pixelated pigs mate in Minecraft? Join our SMP and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about porn! Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always on hand to provide counseling and keep you on the straight and narrow. Trust us, you won’t have time for porn when you’re too busy trying to survive in our crazy world of exploding chickens and lava-filled ravines. So come join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction for good!