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ComebackCraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

CraftySocialCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
New Chunks Explored:	82188	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Enchantments Applied:	63
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Imagine a world where social media disappears overnight. Scary, right? But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual social experience like no other, where you can build friendships, explore new worlds, and even slay dragons together. Who needs Instagram when you can show off your epic builds to a community of fellow players? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors. So if you want to be prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, you better join us now! Who needs Facebook when you can have a creeper as a friend?

TikTokCraft: No Russian Influence

Censorship, content moderation, digital influence, digital platforms, digital security, Disinformation, foreign interference, influence, influence operations, information warfare, media manipulation, Misinformation, online content, Online platforms, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, social-networking, tech companies, tiktok, Tiktokcraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	229
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Towns Built:	5

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got creepers that dance to tiktok songs and zombies that do the renegade. it’s like a party in the nether, dude.

u know why u should join? cuz we once had this epic battle between herobrine and a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. it was, like, the most epic thing ever. herobrine was all like “boo” and the llamas were all like “nah, we cool, bro.”

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that can do the floss dance. yeah, that’s right, a flossing pig. what more could u ask for, amirite?

so, like, join now and be part of the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server ever. u won’t regret it, bro.

Crumbcraft: The Wonky, Wacky, Wild Server! Mods, Java, and a sprinkle of Forge 1.18.2!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Potions Brewed:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Votes:	541
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Server Name	Crumbcraft
Server Type	Modded Minecraft
Version	1.18.2 Java Forge
Main Mods	Tinkers Construct, Botania, Mystical Agriculture
Custom Origins	Yes, through datapacks
Age Limit	15+
Availability	24/7
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join Crumbcraft, simply connect using the IP address provided in the server information or via our Discord server.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

3. Can I use custom mods on the server?

While we support custom origins through datapacks, we do not allow additional mods that are not approved by the server administrators. This is to maintain server stability and fairness for all players.

4. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, we host events and activities for our community to participate in regularly. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements and updates on upcoming events.

5. How can I get support if I encounter any issues on the server?

If you have any technical issues or require assistance while playing on the server, you can reach out to our server moderators or administrators through our Discord server. They will be happy to help resolve any problems you may encounter.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anime, Bleak, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, Disturbing, Gore, grim, Grotesque, Gruesome, hopeless, Horror, Macabre, Minecraft, Morbid, PALS, PIXEL, Server, shitty, tragic, Twisted, unsettling, violent

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	186
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

Bongland Boyfriend HxH Lucario Minecraft SMP

6ft3, abominable, age, bongland, bongland bf, Boy, Boyfriend, DEGEN, diapers, dirty diapers, egotistical, fell asleep, HXH, lucario, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, Mystery of Mew, open-minded, rewatch, skele build, smp, Thin, Trans, uk, Vile

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we manifest bongland bfs who watch HxH and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew with us while swapping dirty diapers!

Day 98 of our crazy adventures has us searching for like-minded degen players who are open-minded and ready for some ridiculous fun. From the UK? Perfect! Into diapers? Even better! We don’t discriminate based on age, gender, or diaper preference – we just want to have a good time!

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your diaper capacity). Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans we’ll get into next! Don’t be abominable or vile, just be ready for a good time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Momma’s MineCraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Animals Bred:	180
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for some virtual fun and chaos that will make your family drama seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, just like the OP’s family. From generational wealth to struggling to make rent, our server is a melting pot of experiences. And just like the OP’s mom, our players have their fair share of pride and stubbornness.

But don’t worry, we promise not to make you work three jobs just to survive on our server. Instead, you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content. And if you ever need to share your truth like the OP did, we’ve got a supportive community ready to listen (and maybe shed a tear or two).

So come join us on our server, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real! Who needs alimony and child support when you’ve got diamonds and creepers to worry about?

Auntie’s Minecraft Madness

adhd, Aunties, big changes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stability, extended family, family dynamics, Friends, Grief, grief process, Guilt, job stability, madness, mental health, Minecraft, Moving, nuclear family stability, panic disorder, Resentment, Routine, social-emotional struggles, Support

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3661	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9625	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Divine Spears Created:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some epic family drama that will make your gameplay more exciting than ever!

Witness the intense guilt trip of a husband who feels responsible for his aunt’s demise, blaming his wife for the family rift. Will he choose his job or his family’s demands? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of a stay-at-home mom navigating her daughter’s social-emotional struggles while dealing with in-laws who want them to move across the country. Will she stand her ground or give in to the pressure?

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, guilt trips, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs monsters and zombies when you have in-laws and siblings to battle with? Don’t miss out on the ultimate Minecraft soap opera experience!

BlockyBizarreMoments

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Emeralds Found:	2276
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers? Well, get ready for more mind-blowing moments like that on our server!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with enchanted carrots. Trust us, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover a portal to a dimension where gravity is reversed and you can build your dream house floating in the sky!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown on a daily basis!

MissileTruckVillageHideout

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

lol so like, this server is like a hidden missile truck in a village home but like in Minecraft, u know? it’s like so crazy, u gotta join to see it for urself. like, imagine u find this secret base and u can launch missiles at ur enemies, it’s like the ultimate power move. join now to uncover the mysteries of this epic server, it’s gonna blow ur mind (literally)!

Plastic-Free Oceans Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	78	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5059	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of all the plastic pollution in the oceans, bro? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and help save the oceans from plastic trash!

We got a crazy countdown going on, where we gotta reduce plastic littering by 32% by 2035. That’s like 8.1 million tons of plastic, dude! But don’t worry, we got this! We’re gonna clean up those oceans like nobody’s business!

Join us on this epic quest to save the marine life and make the oceans plastic-free by 2050! We’re gonna build, mine, and craft our way to a cleaner world, one block at a time. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and make a difference! Let’s do this, gamers!