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ComebackCraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	9225
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4137

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

Bearpost, don’t mean to bearpost, dont, long tail, Minecraft, smp, yeah

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

Beliefs, Challenges, Communication, compromise, couples, Differences, Harmony, love, Opinions, Partnership, Perspectives, political views, PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP, Politics, relationships, Respect, teamwork, tolerance, Understanding, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	185
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchantments Applied:	123
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

NightLightCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Are you tired of feeling like a sleepy zombie when the sun sets in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about losing energy again! Our virtual Red Bull dispenser will keep you buzzing all night long, ready to take on any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sun never sets, so you can mine and build to your heart’s content without ever needing a nap. Join us now and say goodbye to early bedtime blues!

Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense funding, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Emporium, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, long-range weapons, military aid, military assistance, military equipment, military support, nato alliance, Political Support, security aid, Ukraine, US, weapon, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

lol ukraine be gettin that security upgrade like a boss with $425 mil from US! zelensky be like “yo we gettin dem long-range weapons, ain’t nobody messin with us now!” join our minecraft server and feel as powerful as ukraine with all dem long-range weapons, u can take down any creeper or zombie that comes ur way! come join the fun and show off ur new arsenal, ukraine style!

Elderly Survival Quest

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Votes:	2986	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mines Excavated:	2500

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Labyrinth Smp

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to Labyrinth SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Experience!

Dive into the perfect blend of community-driven survival and modern gameplay on our SMP server! Whether you’re a lone wolf or a team player, we have something for everyone.

Survival at its Best Explore a vast, beautiful world where your survival skills are put to the test. Gather resources, build amazing structures, and thrive alongside a friendly, active community.

Set Homes & Claim Land Never lose your way again! Set multiple homes to quickly teleport back to your base, and with our land claiming system, you can protect your builds from griefers, ensuring your creations stay safe.

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Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons roam and griefers fear to tread! 1.21 edition

Adults, Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Custom armor statues, Custom Nether Portals, Datapacks, Draconicraft, dragons, Edition, Extras, Farms, fear, Griefers, more mob heads, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, roam, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Tread, Updates

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1033
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Server Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the world size on Draconicraft SMP?

The world size has a 20k world border limit to allow for ample building and exploring space.

2. Will the world reset with every Minecraft update?

No, the world will expand with each Minecraft update rather than reset, giving players more time to work on their projects.

3. Are there any language restrictions on the server?

English is encouraged for public communication, but players can use any language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

4. What additional features are available on the server?

Some of the additional features include Datapacks such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, and more for Quality of Life improvements.

5. How can I join Draconicraft SMP?

Join the Discord Server and fill out the application form to get whitelisted and start playing on the server.

6. Are there any communication tools available on the server?

The server uses Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap with LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation in the world.

For more information, visit the Draconicraft Discord Server.

Long Pointy Noses Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with long, pointy noses! Why, you ask? Because we believe that those with long, pointy noses are the true rulers of the Minecraft world. Plus, we have a special exclusive club for players with long noses where they get to rule over the land and have all the power! So come join us and show off your fabulous nose while conquering the Minecraft universe!

””No. 204571189 by Anonymous” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the chickens do the mining!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that players will do anything to catch it. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the Creeper DJ – his beats are explosive!

Join our Minecraft SMP today for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of family drama over Stanley cups? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a cup-free zone! No more fighting over Glinda the good witch cups, we only have diamond blocks for you to collect!

Our server is the perfect escape from entitled cousins and their obsession with cups. Build your own virtual world where you can be the ruler of your own kingdom, without any annoying family members trying to steal your loot.

Join now and leave the real world behind, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to fend off creepers and zombies. Say goodbye to family rifts and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!