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FckU_NotToday Minecraft SMP
OMG you guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, we have the most hilarious responses to “fuck you” ever! Like, one time someone said that in chat and our admin turned them into a chicken for a whole day! And another time, someone said it and our mod made them build a giant statue of a potato as punishment! It’s so random and crazy, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and see what wacky shenanigans we get up to next, it’s a total blast! -
SavageComebackQueen – Minecraft SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers SMP ever created? Well, look no further because this server is where all the cool kids hang out!We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to control time itself!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, okay? Okay.
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BlockyBanterCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult comeback training ground! Join us and learn how to roast your enemies with the most epic burns in all of Minecraft. We have insult battles, trash talk tournaments, and even a secret underground arena where players go head-to-head in a battle of wits. So if you’re ready to sharpen your tongue and show off your savage comebacks, join us now and become the ultimate insult warrior! -
CraftyComebackz
Are you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style!

