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ComebackCraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Buildings Constructed:	40
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Towns Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Potions Brewed:	161	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mines Excavated:	3006	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult comeback training ground! Join us and learn how to roast your enemies with the most epic burns in all of Minecraft. We have insult battles, trash talk tournaments, and even a secret underground arena where players go head-to-head in a battle of wits. So if you’re ready to sharpen your tongue and show off your savage comebacks, join us now and become the ultimate insult warrior!

CraftyComebackz

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style!

WarCraftMinecraft SMP – >will go to war with Iran

Conflict, Decision making, election, escalation, foreign policy, global tensions, Goyim, gtwill, international relations, iran, kamala, military intervention, Politics, potential conflict, russia, smp, trump, united states, Vote, War, war with Iran, War with Russia, WarCraftMinecraft, world affairs

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ores Mined:	9889
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Void Gems Collected:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crops Grown:	2402	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and choose your side in the epic battle between Trump and Kamala. Will you fight alongside Trump as he takes on Iran with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks? Or will you join Kamala as she declares war on Russia armed only with a stack of rotten flesh and a wooden sword?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, ready to strike at any moment. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, choose your side wisely, because in this world, anything can happen.

AlbumRater 10/10 | Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Towns Built:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	86	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the diamond pickaxe of SMPs – shiny, powerful, and ready to mine some serious fun!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building epic structures is just the beginning. We have crazy events like Creeper Karaoke Night, where players have to sing their favorite songs while dodging exploding creepers. Trust us, it’s a blast!

Plus, our server is home to the legendary Album of Awesomeness, rumored to be a 10/10 masterpiece that brings good luck to anyone who listens to it while playing. Some say it even grants players the ability to fly in-game (Disclaimer: results may vary).

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just discover the secret of the Album of Awesomeness and become a legend in your own right!

CraftyMinerz: Not just digging holes all day!

annoyance, Assumptions, career, CraftyMinerz, Day, Digging, employment, false assumptions., false beliefs, frustrating, Frustration, Holes, Irritation, Job, Job stereotypes, misconceptions, misjudgment, misunderstanding, occupation, preconceived notions, PROFESSIONAL, Stereotypes, work, work life

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Are you tired of people assuming that being a Minecraft server owner is just a walk in the park? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to prove them wrong and show off your mad skills in managing a virtual world full of chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. Or how about participating in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a lifetime supply of golden carrots?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon slaying club, where members gather to defeat the dragon using nothing but fishing rods and snowballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server today and show the world that being a Minecraft server owner is anything but boring!

GazpromGrief Minecraft Server

Company, Competition, Crisis, Decrease, Doubled, Economic, ENERGY, Financial, gas, gazprom, GazpromGrief, Global, Impact, Industry, Losses, market, Minecraft, Oil, profit, Revenue, Russian, sanctions, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic Minecraft server that is so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, you know how Gazprom’s losses almost doubled? well, on this server, you can make all the diamonds you want and never have to worry about losses, bro.

join this server and you’ll be like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and building insane structures that will make everyone else jealous. plus, there’s this secret underground cave filled with treasure that only the bravest players can find.

trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and craziness on this server. join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

NukeCraft Bootcamp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6829	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where russia is training troops to use nuclear weapons on the battlefield!! 🚀🔥💣

we got explosions galore, with creeper armies and tnt cannons ready to blow your mind (and your base) to smithereens! 💥💥

watch out for the nuclear-powered zombies and skeleton soldiers, they’ll be dropping bombs left and right while you try to survive in this post-apocalyptic wasteland! 🧟‍♂️💀

join now for a chance to ride on a nuclear-powered llama and battle it out with other players in a radioactive showdown like no other! 🦙💥🔥

who needs peace and tranquility when you can have chaos and destruction at every turn? join our server now and let the madness begin! 🤪🌪️🔥

QuietCraft: The Hungry Miner’s Hideaway

Ambiance, atmosphere, Calm, Concept, Cozy, Dining, Elegant, exclusive, Food, Hideaway, Hungry, INTIMATE, menu, miners, name.., Peaceful, Quiet, QuietCraft, Restaurant, Serene, SOPHISTICATED, Tranquil, Unique, Upscale

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1186
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21

so, like, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz, like, it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, but with creepers instead of clowns.

once, there was dis dude who found a secret diamond cave on our server. he thought he was all slick and stuff, but then he got ambushed by a pack of zombie chickens. it was hilarious, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? yeah, it’s totally safe, trust me. just make sure to bring a fire extinguisher.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for those sneaky zombie chickens, they’re always up to no good.

JustSur

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

JustSur is a 1.20.6 based (1.20+, including 1.21 players are able to join) vanilla minecraft server. There is no required mods, but the server has following features making it unique from other servers: 1) VoiceChat 2) Crossplay, allowing you to play with your friends, and client syncing in between your bedrock and java clients so you can take the server with you anywhere you go! 3) High-speed rails! Travel up to 32bps in a fun way 4) CoreProtect offering an excellent protection against giefers without ruining the vanilla experience 5) Excellent, accepting and friendly community And many other!

Join us at JustSur, through our discord https://discord.gg/j2fvCnh5SE !

justsur.mcserver.us

LegionVers

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Emeralds Found:	3849	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Join our amazing Java and Bedrock compatible Minecraft server and enjoy a unique experience with a variety of exciting modes!

Current Modalities: Survival,PaintBall,1vs1 Variations Soon: Bedwars, Skywars, Build Battle, Hunger Games

LegionVers.servermc.xyz:25578

King of the Nordics: Norsk Edition – Where mining pays the bills!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dimension Hops:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Keepinventory	Survival	Paintball	Claim	Events	Kits	Chestshop
Description	Players keep their inventory upon death	Survive and thrive in a multiplayer world	Engage in exciting paintball matches	Claim land for yourself or your group	Participate in server events and challenges	Receive starter kits for a headstart	Create and manage your own shop

Join us on our adventure at mine-king.com

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGe7jrEkH/

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by connecting to mine-king.com in your Minecraft client
What happens during a DropParty?	When there are 10 players online, items are dropped for everyone to collect
Can I invite my friends to play?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server’s rules page for details
Can I donate to support the server?	Yes, donations are welcome and help keep the server running smoothly

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	6808
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and you might just stumble upon a hidden village of talking llamas who will give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the land. Or maybe you’ll come across a group of friendly creepers who just want to dance the night away.

But be warned, our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Will you challenge him to a duel or join forces with him to take over the server? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!