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ComebackCraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Star Shards Collected:	269
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

CraftyComebackz

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Buildings Constructed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5703
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12

Are you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style!

GraduationGriefGone

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	868	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is not allowed, unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Speaking of drama, have you ever wanted to escape family drama like the one described above? Well, look no further, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build your castle with!

Join us and let out all your frustrations by building the most extravagant and ridiculous structures you can think of. Need to blow off some steam? Take it out on those pesky creepers and zombies that roam the land. And don’t worry, we won’t schedule any weddings on the day of your virtual graduation ceremony, because we understand the importance of celebrating your achievements in style!

So come on over and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only family you need is your fellow players who will always have your back, even when you accidentally blow up your own house with TNT. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkyTimerCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	171	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Farms Harvested:	324	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Picture this: you log in and suddenly, a giant 5-minute timer appears in the sky, counting down to who knows what! Will it be a meteor shower? Will it rain diamonds? Will a giant chicken spawn and start a dance party? The possibilities are endless!

Join our server for the thrill of never knowing what crazy event will happen next. One time, a player dug a hole and found a secret underground disco filled with dancing creepers. Another time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed for an hour.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, a pig riding a dragon who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a bacon-eating contest. And let’s not forget about the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but carrots and determination.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unpredictable events, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Just remember, when the timer hits zero, anything can happen!

Lawyers vs. Paychecks

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the law is like, totally wack? well, do i have the place for u! our server is run by a bunch of crazy lawyers who are always arguing about who gets the biggest paycheck. u can join in on the fun and maybe even become the top lawyer in the land! trust me, it’s a wild ride full of lawsuits, crazy court cases, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t ask how they happen, just roll with it). so come on down and join our server, where the law is anything but equal!

IndieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server out there! This server is like the VIP section of indie vtubers, where only the coolest and most elite players hang out. We’re talking about vtubers with at least 500 viewers, because we don’t mess around with those 2view peasants.

Join us if you want to shill your 499view oshi, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. And don’t worry, even if your favorite vtuber is a corpo, as long as they haven’t hit that 1000 CCV mark, they’re welcome here.

Check out our /lig/ Numbers website to see who’s on top, and our Twitch Clips Guide for all the best moments. Plus, we have a VOD Archive, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) because we celebrate our vtubers like they’re royalty.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a duck or two along the way. And remember, on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it.

NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3952
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

GroceryGriefer420

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchantments Applied:	52	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Holy Grails Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get food poisoning from our virtual meals! Join us and escape the drama of defrosting disasters and control freak cooks. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and no one will force you to eat questionable defrosted food.

Imagine a place where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone defrosting shrimp next to your crafting table. Dive into our server and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to argue about food safety or spend $600 on questionable meat.

So come join us and let’s build a world where defrosting on the counter is just a distant memory. Who needs real groceries when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!

SneezeCraft Server: Roaring Like Lions!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	809287
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Animals Bred:	91	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone sneezes like a timid kitten? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who sneeze like they are trying to out-roar a lion! Join us for epic sneezing battles that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Sneeze Olympics, where players compete in events like the Longest Sneeze and the Most Creative Sneeze. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Sneeze Champion?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a giant tissue box floating in the sky? Yes, you read that right. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, sneezing, and crying tears of joy.

PleasureCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Farms Harvested:	475
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Do you enjoy building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? How about creating a roller coaster that launches players into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Or maybe you just like to dress up as a block of cheese and dance around in a field of exploding chickens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for all your wildest guilty pleasures! Join us for non-stop laughs, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!

MbappéCraft: Vote Against Extremists!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Farms Harvested:	337	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mbappé as our spokesperson urging all the youth to vote against the ‘extremists’ aka creepers and zombies! we have a campaign kicking off to save our blocky world from destruction! build, mine, and vote for a better minecraft future with us! plus, mbappé might even teach you some sick soccer moves in-game! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

TouchCraft: The Sensory Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got all kinds of touchy feely stuff goin on. like, ya gotta touch stuff to see stuff or hear stuff or smell stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of sensory experience, man.

join us if ya wanna feel the vibrations of the block beneath your feet, or if ya wanna reach out and touch the pixels of a beautiful sunset. it’s like, sensory overload in the best way possible.

we even have a special touchy feely quest where ya gotta touch every single block in the game to unlock the ultimate power of touch. it’s like, a spiritual journey through the world of minecraft.

so come on down and join us on this touchy feely adventure. who needs sight or sound or smell when ya got the power of touch, amirite?