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ComebackCraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

CraftyComebackz

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6858	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Meteorites Collected:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	5043
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style!

Pixel Planet

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Pixel Planet features a reimagined style of factions, by putting more survival aspects into it. It allows newer players to ease into the chaos of factions. There is no land claiming on Pixel Planet which makes Pixel Planet a lot less complicated than normal faction servers. You can still create a clan with your friends and have a home base, but on Pixel Planet you need a strategy to fortifying your base.

playpixelplanet.net

Serenity Soup

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Serenity Soup is a vanilla soup PvP Minecraft server without overpowered abilities or any pay to win. This server was created as a way to bring the soup PvP community together the same way lunar did in the United States. It has flat grass land for 1v1’s and very basic commands. Come join and try it out today!

play.serenitypvp.net

Survival island mc

ISLAND, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
New Chunks Explored:	423360	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Survival Island MC is a super chill Minecraft server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better.

We specialize in the Minecraft Island game mode, allowing all players to create their own Minecraft Survival Island!

We hope to provide– Safe and welcoming community– Interesting take on Minecraft– Fast ticket responses– Regular new content

MINECRAFT ISLAND: Our first and only persistent game mode, will you make it to the top island?

Connect via Minecraft Multiplayer.

No Mods. Play Today at play.survivalislandmc.com

How to Play: https://survivalislandmc.com/play

Website: https://survivalislandmc.com

How do I get a Minecraft Island seed?Connect to our Multiplayer Server at play.survivalislandmc.com. You will get your own Minecraft Island world.

play.survivalislandmc.com

unnamed modded

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magic Items Found:	6567	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Welcome to the unnamed modded server where we uh are a server where currently we are going through all versions trying new mods with every time we change to have a different experience instead of having the ol’ we use the same mod every time so we get to explore new mods that come out and random mods here so join if u want to try new mods out or find some new ones

135.148.63.25:25574

Novagatos

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Not very good. Hacks and Greifing (if not protected) allowed. DONT try to fly. Queue system coming in the future and website coming in the far future.

158.69.124.37:25585

Forcemc

Abilities, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Factions, PvP, Star Wars, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

ForceMC

We are a Star Wars Minecraft Server Network.

-Star Wars Abilities

-Custom Lightsabers & Guns

-3 different Move Types (Jedi, Sith, Bounty Hunter)

-Custom Ranks

-Crates

-Factions

-Towny & much more!

play.forcemc.net

LalkaCraft – cheap prices Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Fly, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, Quests, Russian, Survival, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	9329
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

The owner of the “LalkaCraft – cheap prices” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

45.93.200.21:25575

Semivanilla

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Vanilla Survival w/ Economy Plugins World Border 10,000 Blocks Map: http://map.semivanilla.net Grief Prevention (Land Claim) McMMO and more!

play.semivanilla.net

ToTheSkyMC

Factions, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Server PVP-Faction which is still under development but we are open to ideas that will be given in our discord:

https://discord.gg/yygNhDh5R5

178.33.40.235:25633

2b2t uk

2b2t, Anarchy, Clans, Fun, PvP, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Towns Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

2b2t.uk Come join us on our anarchy server

Brand new anarchy server.Created because waiting in a queue for 48hrs is no fun.No rules do as you please.There is a Discord for the server.The server IP: 2b2t.uk 200 slots.Be sure to check out the announcements in the Discord.Any questions or suggestions feel free to ask in the Discord.Remember be safe don’t die out there.

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