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ComebackCraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mines Excavated:	4875
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult comeback training ground! Join us and learn how to roast your enemies with the most epic burns in all of Minecraft. We have insult battles, trash talk tournaments, and even a secret underground arena where players go head-to-head in a battle of wits. So if you’re ready to sharpen your tongue and show off your savage comebacks, join us now and become the ultimate insult warrior!

SnowyCraft

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Our Server is full of wonderful experiences. We have SMP and CMP, Creative has its own separate Ranks, these are FREE to earn, though to earn them you must gather up Builder-Points by building! Our server also has a few mini games access them with /travel. The server also has custom plugin’s made specifically for the server!

Website: snowy-craft.com

Snowy-Craft.net

DeathMatchPVP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6610	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

We are a starting community looking for players and builders

192.210.136.230:25765

PrisonRaider

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	521087
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Votes:	4264
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

PrisonRaider is one of many Minecraft prison themed servers. What makes our server stand out from the rest is our great team of staff and how helpful they are. Fun things such as drugs help makes your server experience more enjoyable as it adds an odd style to the way you play Minecraft.

The aim of PrisonRaider is to break free from prison. To do this you must gather resources and sell them to the shop to gain money. After you have reached a certain amount of money you are able to use the /rankup command and progress to the next level. Once you’ve reached the rank [Raider] you will be able to do /warp Raider, allowing you to access the wilderness.

Once you’re in the wilderness, your adventure really starts. From here you can do anything you like! What makes it even better is that you have the Faction commands available to use once you’re [Raider] allowing you to create factions with your friends and claim land – preventing you from being raided in the future.

You can of course come back into the prison at any time you wish, so if you are a new player – aim to be the first one out – to get a head start!

Thanks guys and I hope you enjoy the server!

198.20.109.194

Epicland

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

A whitelisted Swedish 24/7 server We are looking for players who are eager to play on our server. We offer Pvp arenas mini games Own shoppers Events from time to time. Own mining world We have anti greif plugin and what it takes to protect our buildings and players. So feel free to send an application if you’re interested 🙂

PS 11 year limit!

play.epiclandserver.net

Surax

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mines Excavated:	2980
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Some of the features presently available: – Use eggs to catch mobs! – Store your experience in XP bottles for later use! – Spawn Shop to buy and sell items to earn money! – Jobs plugin – Hunger Games, Spleef and LOTS of Parkours – Every player can claim regions to keep their things safe and private – Chests and doors can be locked

Minecraft server type: Bukkit Plugins: MobArena, SurvivalGames, EggCatcher, ChestShop, PlayerHeads, WorldGuard

mc.surax.net

GMTF Official Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Love Letters Sent:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mines Excavated:	3616	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Our servers have plenty of space to build. Fun, Friendly. Grief Protection, Grief Prevention.

mc.gmtf.net:25565 GMTF Official Server

mc.gmtf.net:25566 GMTF Second Server

mc.gmtf.net

Zombie Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Horde is a Zombie Survival server like no other.

Fight hordes of the undead with your friends. That’s right, Horde is a totally team-based zombie survival game. Strategize, coordinate and fight together with your friends or with the hundreds of players on the server to survive! Rank up, get better gear, and become a master zombie slayer!

Fight zombies in beautifully created post-apocalyptic structures, graveyards, mystical skylands, and even in space!

Horde is a totally unique zombie survival server that focuses on providing fun and re-playable zombie-hacking action. Survive as long as you can, scavenge for supplies, upgrade your gear, and gather XP, all on one of several carefully balanced survival maps. Level up, unlock new classes and kill enough zombies to get on the leaderboards and win events!

ZombieHorde.net

Bywater Craft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Bywater Craft is a friendly community of Minecraft players and we welcome all players 🙂 There are multiple creative and survival worlds (see bywatercraft.com/worlds). We also have two End worlds, one for the dragon and one space world for builders! mcMMO is used along with other plugins (see bywatercraft.com/picsandplugins).

37.187.131.222

CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512×512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic]

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.

Features include:– Free worldedit (no need to vote for it)– Free voxelsniper– Free goBrush usage– Free goPaint usage– Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads!– Free, unlimited redstone– No lag (Average TPS of 20.0) CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512x512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic] Minecraft Server (Timings of a constant 20 tps)– Regularly updated– Events

cosmicx.net

Legion Servers

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Legion Servers features various game types such as PvP mini-games, tower defense, and anarchy survival. Come check us out – IP: mc-l.net

mc-l.net