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ComebackCraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	5029

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult comeback training ground! Join us and learn how to roast your enemies with the most epic burns in all of Minecraft. We have insult battles, trash talk tournaments, and even a secret underground arena where players go head-to-head in a battle of wits. So if you’re ready to sharpen your tongue and show off your savage comebacks, join us now and become the ultimate insult warrior!

Megasoulsmc.org

1vs1, action, Antigrief, Crates, Custom Enchants, DonatorRanks, Duels, Economy, Free Ranks

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Welcome to MegaSoulsMC

CUSTOM ENCHANTMENTSNOW OPEN

PVP star SURVIVAL star MCMMO1.19.2 JAVA /BEDROCK(mob catching , economy , pvp arena , blepfishing and much more(IF YOUR USING BEDROCK PLEASE USE DOMAIN BELOW WITH PORT)

MegaSoulsMC.org Port :50964

Come join a new survival / pvp server and fight to the top.Domain: megasoulsmc.org

MegaSoulsMC.org

ImpeCraft | Imperio Estado Minecraft |

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	582	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	155
Ores Mined:	863	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

ImpeCraft, a server dedicated to entertainment, which is constantly improving to make the gameplay more fun. We have 80% of our original maps, 70% created by Nestitor and the rest between collaborators and map donations.

The ImpeCraft database is located in Canada, the CEO is of Mexican origin and the staff is Latin American.

Impecraft.mcpro.io

Dungeon Fighters MMORPG

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4524
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Tired of regular servers? Do you want something new and unusual?! Then welcome to Dungeon Fighters! Do you want to know how we differ from other servers? Then read below!

mc.dungeon-fighters.ru

Familymc full 1.19

Creative, Custom Items, Land Claim, Op skyblock, PvE, Skyblock, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag.

We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases!

We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.

Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more!Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features and game play.

Keep inventory is enabledYou can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop.Useful Commands:/start – for a tutorial/warp ClaimTutorial/warp ShopTutorial/spawn/stem/tpa/tpahere/pwarp/msg /jobs /scrolls

Our Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds!

Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need!

We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz!

Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

Fallout Dallas Project

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Towns Built:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crops Grown:	7305
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Star Shards Collected:	256
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Nomad MC is a Fallout-themed fanfiction server. Spawn in Vault 45 and roam out into the wasteland of Dallas, where you’ll find quite a large assortment of ruins, friends, and enemies…

Fallout: Dallas is fan material and is not created by or affiliated with Bethesda Softworks LLC. and/or associated companies.

We do not claim any rights to the Fallout series. Any and all Fallout material present is used for completeness of this fan world.

Note that this server is still in development – builders are welcome!

Want a server where you can help build the map? Look no further! Here at the Fallout Dallas Project, we’re always expanding our world map – and that means we can always use more builders! If you want to help build, just ask a staff member – or, visit Build Plots to show us your building skills, and we’ll let you in on bigger and better projects!

dallasmc.us

AwesomeWorld

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5455	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Animals Bred:	192	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

This is my world so like can you not join because i rather not have visitors :)) thanks and byyyyyyyyyyeee

mclogin.enjin.com

Earthvision

1vs1, Achievements, action, Adventure, Auction, Bungeecord, Chestshop, Earth

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Animals Bred:	85
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

EarthVision -> Bedrock

+++New bedrock adress: bedrock.earthvision.eu +++

One of the biggest earth servers with full Java and Bedrock crossplay!Join now and rule the world!

Our host system is located in Germany, high level resources and everything is dedicated.Please note: this website only pings our bedrock connector, our full server may have more players online than this website is trying to tell you.

Discord:https://discord.earthvision.eu

Website:https://www.earthvision.eu

Livemap:https://earthvision.eu/#frame#map

Wiki:https://wiki.earthvision.eu

Status:https://status.earthvision.eu

play.earthvision.eu

KingTeams

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Potions Brewed:	21

This is a TeamFactions server which is kinda like faction but kinda more harder than that. This also includes skyblock and skyways(which is down for now). JOIN NOW TO GET STUFF! Very good hosting server that is open 24/7! If you play long enough you may receive a reward!!!!

Ip: 158.69.28.188:25565 OR mcvilla.com JOIN NOW!!!!!!!!!!

158.69.28.188

Relaxx.eu Minecraft

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

[IMG]https://www.upload.ee/image/6590288/imoneedkollidrikuvad2ra.png[/IMG]

IP: mc.relaxx.eu Version: 1.11 Forum: www.relaxx.eu Language: Estonian / English (management can talk both)

mc.relaxx.eu

TheBuildGenesis

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Version: 1.9.4

Our IPs are: 89.34.96.153:25669

and : thebuildgenesis.nitrous.it

This is a community survival and creative server with plenty of great plugins such as dynamic map, towny and such. What you can do in the creative world is claim a 300×300 plot but also expand if you like. The dynamic map is always available so you can view your builds and chat with the players at any given moment. In the survival world we added towny and economy as main plugins so players can enjoy the great community and the essence of towny survival. You do not have to worry about grieffing either. There is a log block available for all and staff will immediatly respond.The towny plots are 22×22: file:///C:/Users/user/AppData/Roaming/.minecraft/screenshots/2017-02-03_10.28.56.pngWe also have a KFC with free food for those who need it: file:///C:/Users/user/AppData/Roaming/.minecraft/screenshots/2017-02-03_10.33.03.pngIn creative you can find great inspiration builds such as this plane: file:///C:/Users/user/AppData/Roaming/.minecraft/screenshots/2016-12-07_19.35.19.png

(Note: The server is under constant surveillance to meet your needs)

89.34.96.153:25669