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ComebackCraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult comeback training ground! Join us and learn how to roast your enemies with the most epic burns in all of Minecraft. We have insult battles, trash talk tournaments, and even a secret underground arena where players go head-to-head in a battle of wits. So if you’re ready to sharpen your tongue and show off your savage comebacks, join us now and become the ultimate insult warrior!

Crafty Desi Gamers: Not Just IT Nerds

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Gods Slained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1804	Crops Grown:	9232
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by Indians in IT who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the tech support stereotype! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero Indian IT guys in sight. Trust us, you won’t find a more diverse group of players anywhere else – unless you count the time we accidentally let a llama run the server for a day. So why wait? Join now and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness!

GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Satanist Jewish goat followers who are so boring and misery-inducing that people literally kill themselves just to escape their dullness. But fear not, because on our server, we crucify Satanists and rap them to death with hot pokers for some exciting justice!

Join us for a day of thrilling adventures as we send those pesky Satanists to where they truly belong. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense and satisfying? So come on, join us and let’s show those goat followers who’s boss!

Ginko’s Manga Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Star Shards Collected:	56
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a Ginko manga – full of mysterious creatures, strange adventures, and mind-bending twists! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while dodging giant talking mushrooms, or battling creepers that have learned kung fu from a wise old panda. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – just like Ginko never leaves a village without solving their supernatural problems!

LOLcraft: Rest in Pieces

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player from 1988 who haunts our server, offering tips and tricks from beyond the grave. But don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost who just wants to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master!

We have insane mini-games like “Zombie Pig Jousting” where you ride on zombie pigs and try to knock each other off with carrots on sticks. And don’t forget about our “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump across pools of lava while being chased by flaming chickens!

But the real reason to join our server is the epic PvP battles that happen every night at the haunted castle in the sky. Fight against other players using enchanted weapons and armor, all while dodging fireballs from the ghostly guardians that protect the castle.

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream in terror as you explore our crazy world.

KuntCraft: Where Creepers are less common than your mom jokes!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Items Found:	1234	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of killer bunnies that have taken over the server. These bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player blood and will stop at nothing to hunt you down!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps. Rumor has it that the city was built by ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts that can help you conquer the killer bunnies and rule the server.

So, if you’re brave enough to face killer bunnies and explore an underground city, then come join us on our server. Just remember, in this world, the question is not “Which is more common in your kunt?” but rather “Are you ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life?”

DungeonCrawl LOLz: Survive & Thrive to the Last Level!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even reaching the last dungeon won’t make you want to stop playing! In fact, we have players who have been stuck in the last dungeon for years because they just can’t bear for the game to be over. Join us and become part of the never-ending adventure!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. From building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether to creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, the possibilities are endless.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and never finish the game – because who needs closure when you can keep having fun forever!

Blockheads on Acid: A Minecraft Server for the Trippy Gamers

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
New Chunks Explored:	928328	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Want to level up your brainpower and dominate the game like never before? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master by taking mind-enhancing drugs like Tak 653, Tropisetron, Semax, Cerebrolysin, Dihexa, Isrib, and Epobis! Inject them directly into your brain or snort them for maximum effect – because who needs vitamins when you have these bad boys?

Forget about building boring old houses and mining for diamonds – with our nootropic-infused server, you’ll be crafting mind-blowing creations and outsmarting your opponents at every turn. Trust us, once you start popping these brain-boosting pills, you’ll be unstoppable in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Einstein of Minecraft – because who needs intelligence when you have drugs, amirite?

BootyCraft: Where Everyone’s Got a Bigger Butt Than You

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of feeling inadequate next to those big-booty Minecraft characters? Join our server and let your blocky avatar strut its stuff with confidence! We offer a safe space for all players to embrace their lack of junk in the trunk and focus on building epic creations instead. Plus, rumor has it that our exclusive diamond mine is guarded by twerking creepers – now that’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So come on, join us and show those big-booty players that size doesn’t matter when it comes to crafting the ultimate Minecraft world!

Where’s the Minecraft Server? It’s like Bigfoot – Legendary, but never seen!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Are you tired of waiting for that game that never seems to come out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us.

Rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to seek inspiration for new updates. And if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds singing in harmony.

So why wait for that elusive game when you can join our server and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Say ‘Goodbye for all eternity’ to your friends on this hilarious Minecraft server!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles, dancing to dubstep music. And that’s just the beginning!

On this server, you can ride giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes. Want to build a house? How about a floating castle made entirely of cheese? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to Michael Jackson tunes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players can compete in a hot dog eating contest against a horde of hungry pandas. The winner gets a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!