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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1939 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!
So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!