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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 299 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
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Join now and leave the real world drama behind! But be warned, if you start crying over a Minecraft chicken, we may have to ban you for excessive emotional outbursts. So come on in and let’s have a good time, unless you’re planning on bringing up any deceased animals from the past century.