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Crafty Criminals: Where breaking blocks is just the beginning!

Activity, Beginning, blocks, BREAKING, challenge, come get me feds, Crafty, criminal, Criminals., Dangerous, enforcement, Federal, forum, Government, illegal, ITT, law, Monitoring, ONLINE, post, provoke, Rebellion, Risky, Statements, Surveillance

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Gems Collected:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a total free-for-all! We’ve got players running around like headless chickens, stealing each other’s diamonds, and causing chaos at every turn.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, wondering if the feds are coming to get you for your pixelated crimes. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a rumor of a dragon lurking in the depths of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness and mayhem of our lawless Minecraft world. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know who might be plotting against you.

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

Brain, brain health, brain-gut communication, cognitive function, Craft, cutting-edge approach, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, gut-brain research, Land, mental health, microbial balance, Microbiome, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurological treatment, neurology, prebiotics, probiotics, synbiotic application, synbiotic supplements, synbiotic therapy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Void Gems Collected:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
New Chunks Explored:	550256	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

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66.11.114.195:5035

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

92.222.153.86:52333

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

#announcement, actress, Casting, Company, contract, decision, DELAY, Drama, Entertainment, gossip, husband, Industry, Minecraft, Move, Rumors, season 4, secret, Server, speculation, States, tv show, wrestling, YRYR, YrYrs

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

NoPower Minecraft Server

Bulbs, conditions, digital displays, entitled, fasting, Friends, home, Inviting, Late, Minecraft, navigation, no electricity, NoPower, PHONES, Plans, renaissance festival, Server, Skills, strange, TV, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

AutisticSisRageCraft

activities, autism, AutisticSisRageCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Frustration, misunderstanding, overreaction, overstimulation, patience, personal space, relationships, Selfishness, socializing, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

Business, corporate, corporate culture, corporate scandals, Corruption, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, false promises, fraud, lie, LieCorp, Manipulation, Minecraft, misleading, smp, trust issues, Unethical, unethical behavior, White Lies, workplace ethics

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Love Letters Sent:	6	Enchantments Applied:	268
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCash vs. 9to5Gold

$10k per month, $500k cash, 9to5Gold, business startup, business venture, career choices, career path, CraftyCash, Decision making, Entrepreneurship, financial decisions, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Stability, investment opportunity, job security, Long-term goals, monthly income, normal job, start a business, wealth building

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4600	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Are you tired of the mundane grind of a normal job? Do you dream of building your own empire in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and receive a whopping $500k in cash to start your very own virtual business. From selling virtual diamonds to creating a virtual amusement park, the possibilities are endless! Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world of endless creativity and adventure. Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

collusion, conspiracy theories, digital deception, Disinformation, election meddling, Ex-Trump advisers, fake news, foreign interference, influence, information warfare, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, online propaganda, Politics, pro-Russia, Propaganda, PutinCraft, russia, Server, social media, Trump administration, Website

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Items Found:	5383	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where ex-Trump advisers are like, totally helping us grow our server! They’re spreading misinformation about Russia and stuff, but who cares when you can build epic castles and battle creepers with them, amirite? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all our rare diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #FakeNews #MinecraftMadness 🤪🚀🔥