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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9997 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3059 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.