ERK1/2 ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be takin’ them down left and right in epic battles that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. So come on and join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers, but who’s counting?) Let’s get mining and crafting, and show those cancers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
join us and use our special alzheimer’s medication in the game to, like, boost your survival chances! combine two meds together and you could, like, live for over five years in the game! that’s, like, longer than most players can even survive in the nether!
we’re here to help all 303,000 players with alzheimer’s in the game, cuz we care about your virtual well-being. so come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together… or, like, forgettable memories, depending on how much of that medication you take! lol!
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom Mobs | Over 200 unique custom mobs with different skills and behaviors |
| Custom Items | Various weapon types with unique abilities and upgrades |
| Custom Enchants | 240+ custom enchantments for different builds |
| Dungeons | Explore dungeons for exclusive loot and challenges |
| Quests | 180+ quests of varying difficulties and types |
| Abilities | Unlock and upgrade abilities with points |
| Stats | Upgrade 7 different stats for character boosts |
| Auto Farms | Ease farm management with auto farms |
We prioritize server performance using top-of-the-line hardware:
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Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks that shoot fireworks, or ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server, or at the very least, the best prankster in town. So what are you waiting for? Join today and let the madness begin!
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life, from epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious mishaps with creepers. Who needs romance when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?
So come on, join our server and see why we’re the most asexual Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs love when you have blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Let’s build, battle, and laugh our way to victory together!
Join us for some epic gameplay and hilarious antics. No prayer circles here, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for being unmarried at a “late age” (whatever that means).
So if you’re tired of nosy church ladies and awkward BBQs, come join our server and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with possessed pastors’ wives.
On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from pushy relatives and plan your own virtual weddings without any interference. Plus, we have a special “Destination Wedding” theme where you can travel 600 virtual miles away without ever leaving your computer!
Join now and let off some steam by building a pixelated version of your mother-in-law and throwing her in a lava pit. It’s the perfect way to de-stress from real-life family drama. See you in the game!
| Server IP | smp.kidlesscraft.com |
| Server Website | www.kidlesscraft.com |
| Server Location | Central US |
| Game Play Type | SMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty |
| Version | 1.21 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC (Bedrock players can join) |
Plugins include: BlueMap, Citizens, CraftBook, DiscordSRV, EssentialsX, Floodgate, GriefPrevention, Gsit, InventoryRollbackPlus, LuckPerms, McMMO, Minepacks, OpenAudioMC, OpenInv, Shopkeepers, Skoice, Vehicles, Veinminer, WildChests, Worldedit, and WorldGuard.
Datapacks include: Terralith and Nullscape
We also have an all vanilla 1.21 server for those who prefer not to play with plugins. Join at vanilla.kidlesscraft.com. Both servers have in-game chat linked to Discord for communication.
You can start the whitelist process by joining our Discord server at discord.gg/VGpFbr6 and using the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.
Yes, Bedrock players can join the server using the GeyserMC plugin.
The core server rules are to be respectful, ethical, and to use common sense while playing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to MH Milds, where you can embark on thrilling adventures in the wilds and discover new weapons that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about MH MiseMunbreak TU, where you can connect with other hunters and search for the ultimate armor set to make you unstoppable!
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Morld Miceborne, now Steam Deck verified for the ultimate gaming experience! Join us for epic battles and explore a world like no other!
But that’s not all, we also offer older game emulation and multiplayer with Mrontier! Dive into the past and relive classic gaming moments with a twist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a legendary monster or two! So grab your sword, sharpen your skills, and let the adventure begin!