ERK1/2 ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be takin’ them down left and right in epic battles that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. So come on and join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers, but who’s counting?) Let’s get mining and crafting, and show those cancers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
join us and use our special alzheimer’s medication in the game to, like, boost your survival chances! combine two meds together and you could, like, live for over five years in the game! that’s, like, longer than most players can even survive in the nether!
we’re here to help all 303,000 players with alzheimer’s in the game, cuz we care about your virtual well-being. so come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together… or, like, forgettable memories, depending on how much of that medication you take! lol!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom World | With nearly 100 New Biomes and 100+ Structures provided by Terralith, Incendium, NullScape, and Structory. |
| World Reset Date | May 5th, 2024 |
| In Game Voice Chat | (not required) |
| BlueMap Webmap | Yes |
| Premium Pets, Ranks, Particle Trails | Available |
| Cross Platform | With Bedrock to play with Console and Mobile Gamers |
| Fast Leaf Decay | No leaf crusher needed in wood farm |
| Grief Prevention | Ability to log player actions with rollback feature |
| No Chat Reports | Mojang won’t monitor chat and no mass reporting ban |
| Hat Feature | Put any block on your head as a hat |
| Automatic Server Restarts | To keep lag down |
| World Border | 10,000 block border |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
A: Yes, this server is cross platform and allows you to play with Console and Mobile Gamers.
A: The server has Grief Prevention which logs player actions and allows for rollback if needed.
A: No, there are no chat reports on this server and Mojang won’t be snooping on chat conversations.
Picture this: You’re sailing the high seas, battling sea monsters and uncovering hidden treasures. But watch out for the Crownless, they’re not to be messed with! And don’t forget to use our special emotes to communicate with your fellow players – trust us, you’ll be ROFLing in no time.
But that’s not all – we have Resonators, mystical creatures that will aid you in your quest for glory. Whether it’s Jiyan or Yinlin, these powerful beings will have your back when things get tough. And if you need a break from all the action, just chill with your wuwa friends and share your craziest Minecraft stories.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life. And don’t forget to redeem our special codes for some awesome in-game goodies. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
Imagine building a virtual house with your ex-boyfriend, only to have your sister swoop in and steal him away. Talk about sibling rivalry at its finest! Will you choose to support your sister’s happiness or hold onto your grudges like a true Minecraft warrior?
But wait, there’s more! Take part in our exclusive wedding-themed events, where you can roleplay as the disgruntled ex-girlfriend or the clueless sister caught in the middle. Will you choose to donate virtual diamonds to the wedding fund, or will you build a wall of obsidian to keep your ex out of your virtual life forever?
Join us on this wild ride of emotions and questionable family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this chaotic virtual world – because in Minecraft, anything is possible, even marrying your sister’s ex!
Join us if you secretly love dressing up your Minecraft character in ridiculous outfits and dancing the night away in virtual clubs. Who needs alcohol when you can have a blast mining diamonds and battling creepers with your new online friends?
Forget about those boring non-smokers and non-drinkers, come join us and indulge in your guilty pleasure of creating the most epic roller coasters and theme parks in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
