ERK1/2 ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be takin’ them down left and right in epic battles that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. So come on and join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers, but who’s counting?) Let’s get mining and crafting, and show those cancers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
join us and use our special alzheimer’s medication in the game to, like, boost your survival chances! combine two meds together and you could, like, live for over five years in the game! that’s, like, longer than most players can even survive in the nether!
we’re here to help all 303,000 players with alzheimer’s in the game, cuz we care about your virtual well-being. so come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together… or, like, forgettable memories, depending on how much of that medication you take! lol!
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land, or if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.
We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons, and our community is full of wacky characters like a talking pig and a llama with a top hat.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!