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WormBusters Tablet: Albendazole & Ivermectin
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where u can battle intestinal worms with a new tablet!!! like wut??? this tablet is like a super hero for ur gut, combining albendazole and ivermectin to kick those worms to the curb. it’s safer and more effective than just albendazole alone, so u know it’s legit. join now and let’s rid the world of those pesky soil-transmitted helminths together! cuz who needs worms when u can have diamonds in minecraft, amirite?? #wormwarriors #minecraftmadness -
AlzCraft: Survive & Extend!
so, like, you know how sometimes you forget where you put your diamonds in minecraft? well, imagine if you had alzheimer’s in the game! that would be, like, so sad, right? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got you covered!join us and use our special alzheimer’s medication in the game to, like, boost your survival chances! combine two meds together and you could, like, live for over five years in the game! that’s, like, longer than most players can even survive in the nether!
we’re here to help all 303,000 players with alzheimer’s in the game, cuz we care about your virtual well-being. so come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together… or, like, forgettable memories, depending on how much of that medication you take! lol!


